We Are 200! (short story)

We Are 200! was a meta-fictional short story in DWA 200. The story posits that, in celebration of the landmark issue, the magazine has received messages of congratulation from various individuals in the DWU, mostly those of its extensive rogues gallery.

Summary[]

Doctor Who Adventures is 200 issues old this week! Look who's sent us their (mostly) best wishes...

Daleks[]

ATTENTION!

You are friends of the Doctor. We do not care for him and we do not care for his adventures. Two hundred is a good number, however. We acknowledge your success. Begrudgingly.

-Daleks

Cybermen[]

DEAR READING UNITS,

The puny flesh buckets of Doctor Who Adventures appear to be operating at maximum efficiency - 200 units and counting. No need for an upgrade, you have avoided deletion.

-From the Cybermen

K-9[]

GREETINGS TO ALL YOUNG MASTERS AND MISTRESSES

Well done Doctor Who Adventures - my master would be most proud of you for reaching 200 issues. K-9 has scanned the data and believes you too will grow and regenerate just like him. That is affirmative.

-Regards, K-9

The Ood[]

OOD TIDINGS!

We send this message back in time from the 42nd century to congratulate you on reaching 200 issues of Doctor Who Adventures. It is foretold that you will go on to have many, many more issues. We will sing songs for you.

-Love, the Ood x

Davros[]

EARTH DWELLERS

I have read many inferior magazines in my years spent crushing the life out of the universe. I am happy to say you are not one of them.

-Davros

Clockwork Robots[]

At the stroke of 12 it will be tick-tick-time to wish you happy tock-tock-two hundred issues. Bong! Bong! Bong!

-The Clockwork Robots

Weeping Angels[]

DEAR HUMANS,

Two hundred is nothing - a mere blink of an eye. We Angels are ageless, and have been here for millenia. Will you be? We hope so.

-From the Weeping Angels

Sontarans[]

HELLO-HA!

Doctor Who Adventures, you are victorious! Continue to crush your competition! Pulverise and take no prisoners! Two hundred issues is merely the beginning! SONTAR-HA!

-The Sontarans

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