The Doctor reflects on his adventures as he transports the Master’s remains back to Gallifrey.
- In this story, the Seventh Doctor's television adventures are retold in limerick form.
- Remembering the life of his current incarnation, the Seventh Doctor recalls:
- The Rani (TV: Time and the Rani)
- The Towers (TV: Paradise Towers)
- Delta (TV: Delta and the Bannermen)
- Nitro-9 (TV: Dragonfire)
- The Daleks and Coal Hill School (TV: Remembrance of the Daleks)
- Happiness Nazis (TV: The Happiness Patrol)
- Cybermen (TV: Silver Nemesis)
- Kingpin (TV: The Greatest Show in the Galaxy)
- Morgaine and UNIT (TV: Battlefield)
- Nimrod (TV: Ghost Light)
- Vampire girls (TV: The Curse of Fenric)
- Growing claws (TV: Survival)
- The Doctor is currently transporting the Master’s remains back to Gallifrey and is attacked by a drug gang at the poem’s conclusion. (TV: Doctor Who)