The Bumper Book of Local Haunts was a book compiling the various hauntings of the cathedral.
It had various tales inside of it, such as:
- A short account of a Mediaeval abbott who had lost his keys,
- Another account of Victorian theology student who had tormented by a ghoul while he had stayed overnight at the cathedral,
- A tale about a crusader in a crypt,
- And a suspicious tale from the 1980s which had a midget wearing a hockey mask, who had terrorised some local youths. (PROSE: The Unholy Ghost)