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The Beautiful People was the fourth and final story of the first series in The Companion Chronicles. It was produced by Big Finish Productions. It was written by Jonathan Morris and featured Romana II.

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Plot Edit

Part One: Too Good to Be True Edit

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Part Two: The Complete Makeover Edit

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Part Three: Slim Chances and Narrow Escapes Edit

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Part Four: Live and Let Diet Edit

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  • This story was recorded at The Moat Studios.
  • Jon Culshaw's brief cameo appearance as the character in The Kingmaker notwithstanding, this is the first Big Finish audio drama to feature the Fourth Doctor.
  • The Doctor and K9 are absent from parts two and three.
  • Along with The Pyralis Effect, this is one of only two appearances of K9 Mark II in The Companion Chronicles.
  • There are multiple sly references to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series by Douglas Adams. ("tired TV executives", the Doctor buys Romana a towel, etc)
  • This story takes place between Nightmare of Eden and The Horns of Nimon.

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