While exploring the Fourth Doctor's TARDIS, Chris Parsons came across the TARDIS cinema, which was showing a black-and-white Lone Ranger film.
The cinema was vast and entirely empty, save for an usherette made from a cracked dummy, some dead Christmas tree lights, a cabbage for a head, a stuffed parrot on her shoulder, and a mop bucket filled with popcorn, which was slung over one arm. Chris accidentally bumped into her, and apologised. (PROSE: Shada)
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