Seth the Sensational was a magician who worked at the Giza. He used time travel to perform his act. He knew that Edwin Turner didn't like his act. He dyed his skin gold. He did his act for 500 years. He made people addicted to the slots and drained them of their lives. He tore up the Celestial Omnibus for its time manipulation technology. (AUDIO: The Slots of Giza)

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