A version of River Song existed in the Daft Dimension. She was the Doctor's wife.
Biography[]
Final night on Darillium[]
As her counterpart in a more serious universe did, (TV: The Husbands of River Song [+]Steven Moffat, Doctor Who Christmas Special 2015 (BBC One, 2015).) she spent a final, 24-year-long night with the Twelfth Doctor on Darillium. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 594 [+]Error: Code 2 - no data stored in variables, cache or SMW.)
As they observed the Singing Towers, the Doctor told her about how many theorised as to the source of its music, unaware that it was actually the Second Doctor playing his recorder at the base. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 496 [+]Error: Code 2 - no data stored in variables, cache or SMW.)
The night experienced a minor hitch when the Doctor ordered pizza from the Speedy(ish) Pizza Company, only to discover that it would not be delivered until about "half past three years from [then]". (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 594 [+]Error: Code 2 - no data stored in variables, cache or SMW.)
At the end of the night, they received a long bill from the Darillium Hotel. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 509 [+]Error: Code 2 - no data stored in variables, cache or SMW.)
Other occasions[]
At another point, she joined the Twelfth Doctor and some of his other friends for Christmas inside the TARDIS, where she gave him a pair of question mark pattern underpants as a gift, unaware that everyone else had also given him the same gift. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 494 [+]Error: Code 2 - no data stored in variables, cache or SMW.)
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