Professor Maddie Maddox was an expert in marine biology, especially cephalopods. She developed the theory of the Thaumoctopus memeticus - a memetic octopus that could change into anything in the minds of those around it, even ideas, existing in four dimensional spacetime. After lecturing on the subject to her class, she disappeared while in the bathroom, leaving behind only a puddle of ink. (PROSE: T. memeticus: A Morphology)
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