Ghost Devices (novel)

Ghost Devices was the seventh Virgin Bernice Summerfield New Adventures novel. It was the first appearance of Clarence, a representative of the People who looks like an angel.

Publisher's summary[]

In the evening, when the sky was the colour of burnt umber, the factories crawled down the continental shelf to drink.

The Spire is an inhuman artefact, a construction almost three hundred miles high. But it is more than just a big dumb object. Those close to it can look into the future — a future which is going to be arriving sooner than they think, and which is as bad as can be.

In the here and now, Professor Bernice Summerfield, doyenne of twenty-sixth century archaeology and seedy space-port bars, is used to seeing strange things in her rooms. So it takes the unexpected arrival of an angel to get her away from increasingly desperate professional deadlines and off to investigate one of the seven hundred and seventy-six wonders of the galaxy.

However, Benny is not the only one interested in the Spire. A mysterious race of weaponsmiths, a mutogenic assassin and a sect of fanatically anti-religious reptiles all have their reasons for learning — or concealing — the structure's secrets. And, as she struggles to unlock this ancient mystery, it soon becomes clear that the life of an eccentric professor is of very little consequence indeed.

Chapter titles[]

Prologue: Necessary But Insufficient Causes
Chapter 1: Angels in Dirty Places
Chapter 2: Murder Must Advertise
Chapter 3: Dark and Stormy Light
Interlude: The Big, Big Picture
Chapter 4: Commerce and Visitations
Chapter 5: In Search of Ancient Astronauts
Chapter 6: Sailing to Bizzarum
Chapter 7: I Am the Assassin
Chapter 8: Doctor at Large
Chapter 9: High Dungeon
Chapter 10: You Can't Be Too Careful With Life
Interlude
Chapter 11: Nostradamus Was Right
Chapter 12: Turing Tests
Chapter 13: The Nuclear Way to Universal Peace and Brotherhood
Chapter 14: Mystery Under the Sea
Chapter 15: Ah Ha!
Chapter 16: When I Say Run, Run Like Rabbits
Chapter 17: Up, Up and Away!
Chapter 18: There Was Death From the Beginning to the End of Time
Chapter 19: Cover Stories
Chapter 20: Kill the Dog on Sunday
Interlude: The Future
Epilogue

Plot[]

to be added

Characters[]

Bernice Summerfield
Clarence
Factory 34561239
The Air Vent
David Foreman
Morry
Malkovitch Fellows
Jane Steadman
Tenomi III
Mandir
Ninjucoid
Vo'lach Negotiator
Oldest Factory
Vawn

References[]

Individuals[]

Bernice is unable to cope with her role in the temporal paradox. She overdoses on tranquilliser pills, but is saved by Clarence.
Clarence used to be a People ship. Bernice thinks he looks a bit like Keanu Reeves, though naked and with wings.
Factory 34561239 thinks about excluding pears from its fruit and vegetable section when it hears Bernice state, "Everything's gone pear shaped".
Someone (presumably the Doctor) tells Sul Starren he should invest in Telvos, Hoopla IV, and New Rarga and in plough shares on Spindrast Maxima.

Groups[]

The Grown Not Made Special Interest Group made organic ships for other people.

Objects[]

Benny's group are rescued by an Air Vent inside a life-hating submarine.

Planets[]

Ordifica is briefly seen here.
Factory 34561239 helps Benny's group escape Vo'lach Prime.
The planet "They're All Nouns You Idiot" (otherwise known as Noun) was named due to a translation issue.
Vo'lach Prime orbits the star Sadr.
Canopus IV is a world in the Canopus system.
The planet Telvos - and in fact the entire Telvos Nebula is controlled by the Mondesfiore family.
In the year 2594, Hoopla IV's Rattacatta mines are occupied by supporters of Prince-Imran Suleiman.
The Wompon coasts of New Rarga are in civil war in 2594.

Time travel[]

The Spire is one big time travel device, built by the Vo'lach.
The Spire cycles through multiple paradoxes before a balance is found between the missiles and destruction.

Notes[]

This novel shows another permutation of Bernice Summerfield in an alternate universe.

Continuity[]

Benny agreed to take on assignments for God in PROSE: Oh No It Isn't!.
The villain Morry is clearly intended to be a descendant of Professor James Moriarty, the nemesis of Sherlock Holmes (and who appeared in PROSE: All-Consuming Fire).
The name "Watchmakers" was first applied to the Time Lords in PROSE: Christmas on a Rational Planet.
The Watchmakers' Home Era is undergoing a "new liberalism". (PROSE: Lungbarrow)

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