Ram Singh suggested that Andrea Quill's pen was a dildo. (PROSE: The Stone House [+]A.K. Benedict, BBC Class novels (2016).)
Iris Wildthyme once disguised a "time ring-thing" as a black dildo, dubbing it the Time Cock. (PROSE: The Dreadful Flap [+]Paul Magrs, Iris Wildthyme and the Celestial Omnibus (Iris Wildthyme, 2009).)
John 316 claimed that something was as subtle as "them" slapping one "upside the head" with a dildo with the word "exposition" written on it in 72-pt bold impact font. (GRAPHIC: John 316 [+]Error: Code 2 - no data stored in variables, cache or SMW.)