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Death on the Mile was the fourth and final story in the audio anthology Lady Christina: Series One, produced by Big Finish Productions. It was written by Donald McLeary and featured Michelle Ryan as Lady Christina de Souza, Warren Brown as Sam Bishop and Tracy Wiles as Jacqui McGee.

Publisher's summary[]

Lady Christina has been offered a job: the heist of a lifetime. She simply has to break into Edinburgh Castle.

At the same time, UNIT are investigating alien activity at the Military Tattoo. And where there's treasure and treachery, there are also Slitheen...

Plot[]

When Robin is oddly nice to her, Elaine calls her old friend Jacqui McGee. Elaine meets with her at their old university café and asks her to help find out why Robin is uncharacteristically happy all the time. Jacqui finds Robin and tries to get him to play his bagpipes, but he declines. Later, Elaine finds that Robin has disappeared with all of his equipment and asks Jacqui to track him down.

Christina steals a necklace at the Albert Hall and meets Sir Edward Scott Cameron, who offers her a new mission: stealing George II's war chest from Edinburgh Castle. She travels there in the 200 and uses truth venom to learn how to get in, but she is stopped by Biggs whilst attempting to drive in in a bin lorry. She knocks him out and tells Janice Matheson that she is working for a cooking magazine, giving her the opportunity to find the secret anteroom and use a matter displacement manipulator to dig up the chest.

Upon acquiring the chest, Sir Edward, Handley, Robin and Janice reveal that they are Raxacoricofallapatorians of the Clan Gleff-Cotch Slitheen and that they have captured Sam, who was sent to Edinburgh after UNIT detected exotic energies there. They remove their skin suits and prepare to kill Christina and Sam to take the treasure to pay their off-world debts, but Jacqui walks in and kills two of them with pickled onions and gherkins. The remaining Gleff-Cotches escape using the matter displacement manipulator and detonate a device to liquify the rock beneath the castle, making it an active volcano.

Christina, Sam and Jacqui escape in the 200 and avoid the lava bombs and the military's cannons and Christina uses a beam to divert the lava with a trench. The amount of energy used causes the 200 to crash into the sea, but Christina puts it into amphibious mode and, after Jacqui receives a text from Elaine, flies to Elaine and Robin's fifth-floor flat. They break through the window and Christina kills the Slitheen Robin with vinegar, after which the Slitheen Edward escapes with the treasure using the matter displacement manipulator. He returns to the Slitheen spacecraft, a converted monument to Wallace, and takes off.

The 200 gives chase and smashes into the Slitheen ship, causing both vehicles to fall and crash into King Arthur's Seat, the war chest opening to reveal only paper money inside. The Slitheen Edward is mortally wounded and turns the hill into an active volcano as well. With the matter displacement manipulator destroyed by Sam to prevent the Slitheen Edward from escaping, Christina uses the 200's beam to move Edinburgh Castle and put it on the hill to plug the volcano. She gets Sam, Jacqui and Elaine off of the bus, saying that it is about to explode, and flies into the sea. Sam, Jacqui and Elaine hear an underwater explosion, but UNIT reports indicate that the explosion was caused by fireworks and that the 200 has been spotted near Skye Bridge.

Christina decides to head to Reykjavik where a collection of sapphires is on display, one of which potentially comes from Metebelis.

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Notes[]

  • The image of the Klep-Clotch Slitheen on the cover is a reuse of a promotional image depicting Kist Magg Thek Lutiven-Day Slitheen from TV: Revenge of the Slitheen.
  • This story sees Sam Bishop questioning his understanding and acceptance of Christina de Souza. His previous meeting with her saw him attempting to arrest her on behalf of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce, without attempting to understand her as a person. This time around, when Christina saved Edinburgh in such a way that could have seen her own death, he didn't blame her when she succeeded and then escaped his custody once more. This story sees Bishop accepting de Souza as an anti-hero who manages to reach the same conclusion as UNIT but in her own way.

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