Brenda has sent out a letter to readers of the biographical book series about herself and Effie, penned by Paul Magrs. Brenda is advertising her B&B in Whitby, North Yorkshire. She addresses the rumour about Whitby, that it's a nexus point for the weird and malign, and she calls it all codswallop. Then she inadvertently lists off a few examples to the contrary.
She returns to talking about the hotel, and how it's so relaxing. She tells you that if you do visit, you should check out the Abbey where Dracula is reputed to have come ashore. She tells you to book a room now, and to read about her adventures in her book series.
- Brenda mentions Iris Wildthyme and Panda.
- Brenda reminisces about the "funny do" about Jessie the Waitress from the Christmas Hotel, and then how Jessie was transformed into a creature from before time; how her own fiancé came back from the dead and dragged her off the side of the West Cliff; and the demon-possessed furniture from Hotel Miramar.
- Brenda recalls how they remade that film, Get Thee Inside Me, Satan, starring Karla Sorenson.
- She calls Dracula a "foppish old cadaver".
- The Christmas Hotel, Cosmic Carabret, The Walrus and the Carpenter, and Church Steet are all locations.
- Paul Magrs wrote Never the Bride, Something Borrowed, Conjugal Rites, and Hell's Belles.
- Brenda lives in Whitby. (PROSE: Talented Witches, Fellowship of Ink)
- Paul Magrs exists in N-Space, who writes about Iris Wildthyme. (PROSE: Bafflement and Devotion, et al.)
- Get Thee Inside Me, Satan was previously seen in PROSE: The Ninnies on Putney Common, and Karla Sorenson starred in the lead role. (PROSE: To the Devil — a Diva!, Wildthyme Beyond!)