Publisher's summary Edit
Has Cardiff really been invaded by aliens? Tyler thinks he's found a lead – the daughter of the mysterious Ro-Jedda is getting married and has booked a private party. If Torchwood can infiltrate it, there's a chance they'll end up closer to the truth. Free bar, canapes, and the chance to find out what's really going on. What could possibly go wrong? Soon Torchwood are on the run for their lives, and learning more than they ever wanted to about alien life.
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- Captain Jack Harkness - John Barrowman
- Mr Colchester - Paul Clayton
- Ng - Alexandria Riley
- Tyler Steele - Jonny Green
- Gwen Cooper - Eve Myles
- Madrigal - Sophie Colquhoun
- Quenel - Rhian Marston-Jones
- Brongwyn - Lu Corfield
- Osian - Rhys Whomsley
- Mary Cooper - Sharon Morgan
- Mr Colchester is aware of Daleks.
- Rhys Williams is on a night out with Banana Boat.
- The Sorvix have tendrils and mouths on their backs.
- Ro-Jedda is planning to buy Aneurin Bevan Hospital.
- The National Health Service was founded by Aneurin Bevan.
- Todd and Gareth were humans not invited to Madrigal's wedding but crashed it for free booze.
- Brongwyn eats Dean, another human guest.
- In order to cut off Cardiff from the rest of the country, the Sorvix secretly organised railway engineering works on the Severn Tunnel to overrun and blew up the Severn Bridge blaming it on the non-existent Red Doors terrorist group.
- Mr Colchester was stationed in Basra at some point during his military service.
- Ng guessed that Mr Colhcester and his husband's favourite movie is North by Northwest.
- Mr Colchester wears brogues.
- Mr Colchester's husband drives a Volvo.
- Mr Colchester mentions Uber.
- Mr Colchester sarcastically calls Madrigal Liz Taylor.
- Sorva has lava pools.
- The Sorvix get addicted to aspirin.
- Barbara Hepworth is mentioned.
- For the Sorvix, dying human smells like gorgonzola.
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- Ng recalls Gwen Cooper getting "knocked up by an alien". (TV: Something Borrowed)
- The crew of the Ice Maiden have "dumped" Jack. (COMIC: World Without End, Station Zero)