This page is a gallery of images depicting the Abzorbaloff.
Fiction[]
Television[]
Tardisode 10[]
Victor sits in his office.
Victor holds a handheld device.
Love & Monsters[]
"So, we meet at last."
Bliss: "Look at him. Just look."
"That is the sound of his spaceship."
"Well, don't just sit there, move!"
"It is Bliss, isn't it?"
"Thank you."
"Goodbye, goodbye."
"Useless!"
"Magnificent! Oh, I could kiss you."
"Except I can't, of course. The eczema."
Bridget: "All right, then."
Bridget: "Bye, bye."
Skinner: "I've been phoning and phoning. There's no reply."
"Take your phone and go."
"Well, well, well, that's, that's where he is, then."
"Nothing. It was nothing. It was nothing!"
The Abzorbaloff's left hand.
The Abzorbaloff's right hand.
"Look at the rest of me."
"You've dabbled with aliens. Now meet the genuine article."
"A thing?"
Skinner: "What happened? Where am I?"
Skinner: "Ursula? Is that you?"
"I've absorbed him."
Bridget: "Is that you?"
Bridget: "Colin, where are you?"
Skinner: "It's all right. I'm close."
Elton: "What about Bliss? Where is she?"
Bliss: "I said, you really don't want to know."
Bliss, absorbed by the Abzorbaloff.
Elton: "You've absorbed them."
Elton: "You're some sort of... Abzorbathon. An Abzorbaling."
"Yes, I like that."
"Oh, but they taste so sweet."
"...if I have to beat them out of you."
"I'm such a slow and clumsy beast."
"Please don't hit me."
The Abzorbaloff grabs Ursula.
Ursula's arm is absorbed into that of the Abzorbaloff.
Skinner: "No!"
Bridget: "No!"
The Abzorbaloff absorbs Ursula.
Ursula's face protrudes from the Abzorbaloff's chest.
"She tastes like chicken."
Ursula: "Elton, where are you?"
Elton: "Please..."
Ursula: "Wait a minute. Now I've been absorbed I can read his thoughts."
Ursula: "Oh my god! Elton, you're next."
Ursula: "Now you've seen him, he can't let you go."
Ursula: "Just run!"
Ursula: "Get out!"
"Isn't she the clever one."
Ursuka: "Run!"
Skinner: "Save yourself, boy!"
Bridget: "Run for your life!"
Bliss strains to say something.
The Abzorbaloff lunges at Elton.
The Abzorbaloff stands atop his desk.
The Abzorbaloff leaps after Elton.
Elton runs from the Abzorbaloff.
"Join us, little man. Come on."
Ursula: "For god's sake, pull!"
Skinner pulls against the Abzorbaloff.
Bridget pulls against the Abzorbaloff.
Ursula: "Come on!"
Ursula: "Pull!"
The Abzorbaloff rages at his absorbed victims.
Ursula: "LINDA united, pull!"
"No!"
The Abzorbaloff holds onto his cane...
...but loses his grip.
The Abzorbaloff moans in pain.
Ursula: "The cane."
"Oh, no!"
The Abzorbaloff begins to dissolve.
The Abzorbaloff, melted into the pavement.
Non-fiction[]
Television[]
Blue Peter[]
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Promotional material[]
Original illustration by William Grantham
DWBIT 22 cover