Hey ill let it slide as OP actually spelt right lol

"what's a police man without a death ray?"

"don't be lasagna"

"hello, it's doctor disco"

"doctor Frankenstein"

"I am younger!"

"I bought it for my fish!"

*plays guitar on top of a tank*

"These are attack eyebrows! you can take bottle caps off with these things!"

"you big, sexy woman!"

"don't swallow marbles!"

"my kidneys! I don't like the color!"

"Anyone up for dodgems?"

"no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! you don't know whose children are going to scream and burn! how many hearts will be broken! how many lives shattered. how much blood will be split until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning, sit down and talk!!! you're all the same, you screaming kids, you know that? 'look at me, I'm unforgivable!', well here's the unforeseeable, I forgive you! after all you've done. I forgive you. you don't think I understand? Are you kidding me? Of course, I understand. I mean, you call this a war, this funny little thing? this is not a war, I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know, I did worse things than you can ever imagine, and when I close my eyes... I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count!!! and you know what you do with all that pain? shall I tell you where you put it? you hold it tight, until it burns your hand, and you say this. no one else will ever have to live like this, no one else will have to feel this pain!!! not on my watch."