^ok first of all I am not a man. Second of all, you could be talking about a popularity contest, a battle of wits, a physical fight, etc. Third of all, your opening post does not say a "battle to the death"; it says "who would win".
Fourth and most important: please make yourself familiar with our No Personal Attacks policy; accusing me of "pretend"ing that I didn't know what you meant is a violation of that policy.