User:Gai-jin

Not quite sure what to put here yet, but someone suggested I should write it anyway.

I am the sworn enemy of bad grammar (particularly rogue apostrophes) and will ruthlessly destroy any that crosses my path. (Hey, it's a point of professional pride for me.)

I look forward to answering your complaints.

List of Stuff I've Originated or Heavily Rewritten

 * Aliases of the Master - If, after all this memory-intensive work, I still go senile I shall be highly annoyed. Well, as annoyed as a senile person can be. By the way, how long do you reckon it'll be before someone sticks a big spoiler in here? :)
 * Andrew Hunt - our families lived in the same house you know, not at the same time of course
 * Argolis - just written so I could re-use the Xxbrmm gag
 * Armageddon Convention - dunno why I bothered as I haven't even read the book, I just thought it was a one-line thing in Revenge of the Cybermen - I don't know, is there any casual reference from the 70s that hasn't had a 200-page novel written about it by Andy Lane, Gary Russell, or (God help us) Craig Hinton? So much for subtlety and a sense of mystery in the mythos. I knew we were on the slippery slope when they started 'revealing' the names of characters like the Monk and the Master - fine, why not tell us the Doctor's name while you're at it? Peasants. I should drink less coffee.
 * Blake's 7 - now here's a show crying out for its own small but perfectly formed wiki!
 * Celestial Toymaker - quite surprised no-one else got there first
 * Daleks of Human Origin - No, I couldn't think of a snappier title, and believe me I tried.
 * Dalek Prime
 * Dalek weaponry - giving full reign to my inner geek
 * Death's Head - the TARDIS version anyway
 * E-Space
 * Everybody dies!
 * Goodge - just written for the boiled egg gag
 * Gunstick - originally part of Dalek weaponry, but, you know...
 * Humanised Dalek - you start just by adding a bit on the power sources of Dalek casings, and the next thing you know...
 * Inconsistencies and Retcons in the Doctor Who Universe - brace yourself for a prolonged spat over the definition of 'retcon'...
 * Jubilee Pizza - enjoyed writing this inordinately. They've probably taken all the jokes out by now...
 * Miniscope
 * N-Space - am I allowed to say that I think that some of the amendments other people have made to this and E-Space aren't necessarily improvements? Hey ho - live by the wiki, die by the wiki...
 * Psychic - a low-quality job but its absence was annoying me.
 * Randomiser - if you know what happened to Compassion's randomiser then please amend
 * Real world interface - tongue drifting ever-so-slightly into my cheek in some parts of this article
 * Runcible
 * Riverfruit - possibly the most important fruit in Dr Who's 18th season
 * Robert Holmes - the Main Man
 * Sandminer robot - if you know what SASV-1's name actually meant then please amend this accordingly
 * Sato Katsura - obscure and Japanese, so right up my dori
 * Sevateem
 * Spiridon - largely written for the invisibility gags
 * Staser
 * TARDIS scanner
 * Tissue Compression Eliminator - oh dear, these last two make me look like a Time Lord gun nut
 * WOTAN