Monster Gifts! (short story)

Monster Gifts! was a meta-fictional short story in DWA 359. The story posits that the team behind the magazine have reached out to some of the Doctor's various foes to ask them what gift they would give him for Christmas.

Summary
The Cybermen would give the Doctor a new pair of trainers, as he will need to run very fast the next time he meets them.

The Zygons say a nice long scarf would be perfect for trapping him; they could use it to grab him as he runs away.

The Daleks generally refuse to exchange presents, but are willing to make and exception for the Doctor, saying that they will conquer him with a phone that they can track him through time and space with.

The Weeping Angels would give him a mask with no eye holes; when he puts it over his face, they will be able to move and catch him at last.

Strax would get the Doctor a DVD boxset featuring the Sontaran's glorious adventures.

Finally, would give the Doctor herself as a new companion for Christmas, saying that they could go looking for Gallifrey together.

Characters

 * Strax

Continuity

 * Missy says that she and Doctor can go looking for Gallifrey together, which is still missing. (TV: The Day of the Doctor, The Time of the Doctor, Death in Heaven)