The Idiot's Lantern (TV story)

 was the seventh episode of series 2 of Doctor Who.

This was one of the earliest instances where the Tenth Doctor displayed a ruthless and overpowering personality when his patience and mercy were pushed to their boundaries. It also featured the theme of putting one's reputation and appearance above trying to help others, such as the case with Eddie Connolly, who reported any of the Wire's victims and tried forcing his wife and son to accept his views of the world.

So far, this has been the only appearance of the Wire's species. What they truly look like remains a mystery to this day; the Wire's essence was simply using the last image on the television screen she possessed.

Tardisode 7 serves as an unusually important prologue, revealing what happened to Grandma Connolly prior to the intervention of the Doctor and Rose.

Synopsis
It is 1953, the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II — but there is something hiding in the televisions of the British people. Something hungry...

Plot
Inside the Magpie Electricals shop, the proprietor Mr Magpie realises his business is going under as the television behind him finishes its broadcast for the day. He mutters to himself that he needs a miracle. In a nearby household, young Tommy Connolly is reading a radio magazine while his mother Rita is sewing and his Gran is sitting in an armchair. His father Eddie then comes into the room admiring his appearance and Tommy points to a television in his magazine. Eddie moans and repeats the answer he has given Tommy on this matter many times: "We'll see" but Tommy protests that everyone has got a television. Eddie relents and says that maybe they'll get one for the coronation and ruffles his son's hair before leaving; telling Rita not to wait up. Gran then tells Tommy she has heard televisions rot people's brains and turn them into soup. Shortly after, a red lightning bolt hits the antenna over Magpie's shop. The television comes alive with the TV announcer's face and calls to the dozing Magpie. He then stares at his television in confusion, remarking that he must be going mad. The lady on the screen responds with "Not at all sweetheart. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then we'll begin." An energy beam then lashes out of the screen, enveloping Magpie's face. He screams in terror while the woman in the television laughs maniacally.

The Tenth Doctor and Rose land in Muswell Hill, London, in 1953, yet expecting to be in New York. Dressed in an Elvis Presley mode, they expect to attend a performance of the Ed Sullivan Show. Rose speaks the lingo of the era, noting that her mother was a huge Cliff fan; they'd rent the movies every bank holiday. The Doctor notes that he should have guessed that Jackie was a Cliff fan. As they leave the TARDIS on a scooter, both the Doctor and Rose are confused by their surroundings. The different skyline, a red double-decker bus, and a Union Flag tell them that, actually, they are in northern London on the eve of Queen Elizabeth II's coronation. The Doctor is saddened once again to find he isn't where he wants to go. The Doctor and Rose then see Magpie delivering a TV to a house in the street, and Rose is puzzled to see every house in the street with a television aerial; she recalls how her grandmother told her TVs were so rare everyone went into a single house to watch the coronation.

Just then, the Doctor witnesses a person covered in a blanket being abducted by men in black. The Doctor and Rose race after the car. The car passes through a gated doorway which slams shut and a market stall moves in front of the gate, making it look like a dead end. The Doctor and Rose arrive shortly after, mystified by the car's disappearance. "This is Churchill's England, not Stalin's Russia" the Doctor notes; clearly this cloak and dagger routine shouldn't be happening.

Meanwhile, Magpie has gone back to his shop and talks with the TV announcer, telling her that he has completed her instructions, before begging her to go away and leave him alone as her presence makes his insides and memories hurt. But she mockingly scoffs at his plea, and tells him that the time is almost ripe, finishing with the comment "cometh the hour, cometh the man... or lady."

Rose and the Doctor decide to investigate the abduction: posing as royal inspectors, with the help of the Doctor's psychic paper, they arrive at the home of the Connollys, where Eddie has bullied his family into ignoring Gran after her face was stolen. The Doctor convinces Rita Connolly to bring him to Gran. As the Doctor examines Gran, two men burst into the house, knock out the Doctor and hustle Gran away. The Doctor gives chase, but Rose stays behind. She notices the television set is giving off electrical sparks. Later at the dump site, the Doctor finds people whose faces have been stolen locked in a cage. As they begin to surround him, the investigators shine a light into the cage.

Rose reads the name on the television's tag: Magpie. She heads for the television shop where Mr Magpie, who seems to be extremely stressed, tries to get her out the door. Rose insists on asking Magpie about the televisions he's selling. The announcer appears on one of the TV screens, looking to Rose like a broadcast was being played, but the image declares it is sentient by telling Rose its name is the Wire — and it's hungry. The Wire begins sucking Rose's brainwaves and face into its television as Rose desperately pleads for help. Magpie can only apologise and look away in shame.

Detective Inspector Bishop begins to interrogate the Doctor, asking what he knows. The Doctor childishly tells the inspector that he knows that one can't put their hand on their elbow and make their fingers meet. Bishop becomes shocked that the Doctor addressed him by name; the Doctor explains "It's written in the collar of your shirt. Bless your mum." He then turns the tables by asking Bishop questions he can't answer, offering his assistance in solving this mystery. As the two reach a truce, an agent brings in another victim, much to the Doctor's horror: Rose. Enraged, the Doctor tells Bishop "Now there is nothing that can stop me!"

The Doctor and Bishop return to Florizel Street for answers, with the Doctor roaring in anger to silence the uncooperative Mr Connolly. They ask Tommy about what happened to his Gran the night her face was stolen. She was watching television, which was pretty cheap to afford thanks to Mr Magpie being generous due to the coronation. Despite Mr Connolly's objections, Tommy is encouraged by his mother to join the investigation; she wants him to do good, unlike her husband.

The three head to Magpie's shop, but Magpie is gone. The Doctor discovers a handheld portable TV, which should not exist yet on Earth. He also discovers the televisions in the shop are holding the people's missing faces, silently calling out for help. On one of the screens is Rose's face, calling over and over for the Doctor; he quietly promises that he will save her. Magpie enters, and the Doctor demands to know who is really in charge. The woman then appears in one of the TV screens, commenting on the the Doctor's intelligence. Tommy asks what this thing is and it replies "I'm the Wire! And I will gobble you up pretty boy!" It then briefly turns the black-and-white television to colour, telling the Doctor that it was executed by its own people, but fled to Earth, where there is enough mental energy for it to reconstitute its physical form. The Doctor then sourly notes that the Wire has been taking more than it should, gorging itself "like a great, overfed pig."

Bishop calls Magpie out for allowing the Wire to feed on innocent people, but Magpie declares that he had no choice; the Wire allowed him to keep his face and has promised to release him at "the time of manifestation." Tommy asks what that means, and the Wire cryptically says it will be her "crowning glory"; Bishop then immediately realises it is talking about the coronation. The Doctor adds that the coronation will be the first time in history that millions of people will be gathered around a television set; thus giving the Wire the perfect opportunity to feast on them all. The Doctor remarks that the the Wire isn't strong enough yet and then realises that's why it needs the portable television: it's more powerful and can therefore turn a transmitter into a receiver. The Wire sarcastically praises him and suggests that they all just relax and enjoy the coronation; adding "Believe me, you'll be glued to the screen." It then begins to feed on Bishop, the Doctor and Tommy. It revels in feeding off the Doctor, calling him "delicious" and declaring that it will have "lashings of him". However, the Doctor is able to stop the Wire by brandishing the higher alien technology: his sonic screwdriver. Realising the Doctor is "armed and clever", the Wire withdraws from its feeding after completely draining Bishop, but not the Doctor and Tommy. The Wire transfers itself into the portable TV and orders Magpie to take it to Alexandra Palace.

The Doctor and Tommy regain consciousness; together, they construct a device with parts in the shop. They race to the TARDIS to pick up one more part then run to the Palace's broadcast centre. The Doctor orders Tommy to keep the device he's plugged into the broadcasting system operating no matter what. Grabbing a spool of wire, he heads for the top and begins to climb the tower. He manages to get past security with the psychic paper; to his own shock, it says he's the King of Belgium. Magpie is at the top, begging the Wire to stop the pain in his head, as it promised him peace after its physical reconstitution. Complying with Magpie's wish for peace, the Wire disintegrates him with a bolt of electricity. At the same time, people watching the coronation, and even animals in the room are having their faces sucked off.

The Doctor reaches the Wire, grabbing the portable television, and tells the Wire that it wasn't smart to take a shot at Magpie, as it has overexerted itself. The Wire tries to fry the Doctor using the tower as a conductor, but the soles of the Doctor's shoes are rubber, keeping him safe. The Doctor attaches the wire he's been trailing to the portable, but a fuse shorts and the machine Tommy is keeping an eye on stops. The Wire taunts the Doctor for his failure, for now, it will be able to live again. Tommy quickly changes the fuse and the machine operates again. Screaming in horror, the Wire is transferred from the portable into a Betamax cassette the Doctor built with parts from the TV shop. The Doctor jokes he made the home video over 30 years earlier than it should have been. Elsewhere, all of the Wire's victims have regained their faces and minds and are released from holding. Those who were in the mid-process are left wondering what happened to them but dismiss anything odd happened.

The Doctor reunites with Rose on Tommy's street, which is now throwing a party to celebrate the coronation. Rose asks the Doctor what he'll do with the Wire trapped in the tape. The Doctor explains that he'll use his unrivalled knowledge of transtemporal extirpation methods to neutralise the residual electronic pattern. Confused as to what the Doctor means, Rose asks him to dumb it down. "I'm gonna tape over it," the Doctor explains; Rose offers to do that as she's always taping over her own movies. As a gift for helping him, the Doctor gives Tommy the keys to his scooter, telling him to wait until he's old enough to drive. At the same time, Mr Connolly is being kicked out by his wife for only thinking about his family's status over their well being. Tommy is glad that his father is going, but Rose tells him even an idiot like Mr Connolly deserves a second chance. Tommy runs off to talk to his father. The Doctor and Rose toast with orange juice and enjoy the party.

Cast

 * The Doctor - David Tennant
 * Rose Tyler - Billie Piper
 * The Wire - Maureen Lipman
 * Magpie - Ron Cook
 * Eddie Connolly - Jamie Foreman
 * Rita Connolly - Debra Gillett
 * Tommy Connolly - Rory Jennings
 * Grandma Connolly - Margaret John
 * Detective Inspector Bishop - Sam Cox
 * Crabtree - Ieuan Rhys
 * Aunty Betty - Jean Challis
 * Security Guard - Christopher Driscoll
 * Mrs Gallagher - Marie Lewis

Events

 * The Doctor and Rose try to arrive in 1956 to see Elvis Presley's performance at the Ed Sullivan TV Studios in New York City, but arrive mistakenly in London, three years earlier.

Torchwood

 * Torchwood is mentioned by the police officer.

Real world

 * Magpie was watching an episode of What's My Line?
 * The Connolly family were watching Muffin the Mule on their television.
 * The Connolly family live on Florizel Street, a reference to the original planned name of Coronation Street.
 * Rose mentions how she and her mum would watch Cliff Richard movies every Bank holiday.
 * The Doctor describes 1953 to be "Churchill's England, not Stalin's Russia."
 * The Doctor thinks 1953 is a good year by mentioning technicolour, and the first successful ascent of Mount Everest.
 * The Doctor describes the policemen as Men in Black.
 * The Doctor identifies the portable television as a Bakelite.
 * The Doctor mentions Kylie, who later appears in Voyage of the Damned.
 * Rose addresses the Doctor as "daddy-o".

Technology

 * The Wire is trapped on a Betamax.

Foods and beverages

 * Grandma Connolly opines that television turns one's brain to soup.
 * Grandma Connolly eats crumpets.
 * Eddie Connolly serves sandwiches.
 * A poster of HP sauces can be seen in the background.
 * The Doctor mentions burgers.
 * The Doctor and Rose drink orange juice.

Locations

 * The Connolly's live on Florizel Street.
 * Rose was found near Damascus Street.
 * Magpie's shop is located in Muswell Hill.

Individuals

 * Eddie Connolly fought against fascism.
 * The Doctor uses his psychic paper to hurriedly convince a broadcast guard he is the king of Belgium.
 * The Bell family were neighbours of the Connollys who had bought a television.
 * Jackie Tyler used to date a sailor, which contributed to Rose's knowledge of Union Flags.

Minerals

 * The Doctor says the portable television tastes like iron.

Influences

 * The climax of the Doctor climbing the antenna was inspired by King Kong.
 * The Wire's repeated demand, "Feed me!", is reminiscent of a similar demand made, to comic effect, by the killer plant Audrey II in the classic horror-comedy film (and later musical) . When the faces are shown on the screens in the TVs, it is also similar in the original film when Audrey II finally bloomed showing the faces of all its victims.
 * The clenching hands of the faceless victims was taken from Victor Carroon in The Quatermass Experiment. Mark Gatiss wanted to include more homages to Quatermass, but Russell T Davies thought this was too self-congratulatory, given that Gatiss and David Tennant had previously co-starred in the remake of The Quatermass Experiment.

Story notes

 * This story had working titles of Mr Sandman, Sonic Doom, and The One-Eyed Monster.
 * The Idiot's Lantern was originally to have been the ninth episode of Series 2.
 * Almost every shot in this episode is shot at a Dutch angle, a type of camera shot where the camera is set at an angle. This technique is typically used to evoke tension. Past episodes have used Dutch angles, but this is the first instance of an entire episode being shot mostly using this technique.
 * In DWM 515, Mark Gatiss told that originally the story was written for the Ninth Doctor Christopher Eccleston.
 * Originally, the Doctor was supposed to have a line about having trouble with radio transmitters, which was supposed to be a reference to Logopolis, where the Fourth Doctor fell from the Pharos Project transmitter to his death.
 * The Doctor quotes Kylie Minogue's song "Never Too Late." Minogue would later appear as a guest star in the episode Voyage of the Damned, playing Astrid Peth.
 * All the television aerials seem to resemble Nazi swastikas. On the DVD commentary, one of the set designers mentions that this was done to evoke the post-war era.
 * Magpie Electricals apparently continues to exist beyond the death of Mr Magpie; Martha Jones had a Magpie brand television in The Sound of Drums, and a Magpie brand microphone can be seen in Voyage of the Damned. The new TARDIS interior after it repaired itself following the events of The End of Time, has some parts made by Magpie Electricals. There is a Magpie Electricals Shop in The Lie of the Land. Magpie apparently continues to thrive into the future, as a large sign with the company's logo can be seen aboard Starship UK in The Beast Below. In the animated reconstruction of The Power of the Daleks, the television in Hensell's office features a Magpie Electricals logo. Additionally, a Magpie Electricals logo is shown advertised in Gatwick Airport in the animated reconstruction of The Faceless Ones.
 * The Wire's line, "Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin," is a line made famous by Daphne Oxenford in the program Listen With Mother.
 * Margaret John (Grandma Connolly) had previously appeared in Fury from the Deep in 1968, 38 years before this story. She thereby held the record for the greatest span of time between guest appearances on Doctor Who.
 * This story gives a no more specific date than the year 1953 for the setting of the story, however COMIC: Where's the Doctor? indicates that Elizabeth II was crowned on 2 June 1953, confirming that The Idiot's Lantern took place on 1 and 2 June of that year.
 * The title of the episode was suggested by Gareth Roberts, who recalled the term being used by his father to refer to television.
 * The story was originally set during the dawn of the rock 'n' roll era of the late fifties and featured an alien who infects people via song (in this case, "Mr Sandman"). An American location was even contemplated. However, it was eventually agreed that the idea of a living song did not translate sufficiently well to television.
 * The story originally took place on Powell Street, intended to be the same location where the Powell Estate would later be built. However, since the Powell Estate had already been established as being situated in Southwark, this would make setting the climax at Alexandra Palace (in Haringey) a more cumbersome plot element (not without giving the characters a reason to take the Northern line across town).
 * A subplot in which Rose visits her aunt, who works on a game show for the BBC was deleted because Russell T Davies feared that having the Corporation be too involved in the plot would make the episode difficult to take seriously.
 * Magpie was originally a successful businessman and a more overtly malevolent figure; his wealth and villainous nature were toned down at Russell T Davies' suggestion.
 * Tommy's grandfather was removed from the script. At one point, he appeared in place of the grandmother.
 * The entrance to Bishop's headquarters was originally concealed by a newspaper vendor rather than a market stall.
 * The chase scene was originally much longer and included the Doctor's Vespa action in the London Underground.
 * The climax originally featured the television sets in Magpie's shop exploding after the defeat of the Wire.
 * Consideration was given to incorporating the launch of Sputnik 1 . However, Russell T Davies wanted a colourful, lighthearted adventure which would contrast sharply with the sombre mood of The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit. As a result, Mark Gatiss proposed the Coronation of Elizabeth II as a setting.
 * Mark Gatiss based the Wire on Sylvia Peters, who had been one of the BBC's primary continuity announcers from 1947 to 1958.
 * Tommy Connolly was initially intended to reflect some of Mark Gatiss' own experiences as a gay teenager. One idea was to tease the notion that Tommy was romantically interested in Rose, only for him to reveal in the closing moments that he was actually attracted to the Doctor. However, Gatiss decided to change tack after watching the latter episodes of season one, in which the Doctor and Rose were accompanied by Captain Jack Harkness. Gatiss concluded that this was a more modern and effective way to explore sexual orientation, and Tommy's role in the narrative was consequently amended.
 * Nicholas Hoult auditioned for the role of Tommy Connolly.
 * The Connolly family live on Florizel Street, which was a working title for Coronation Street. At one point, the story would have concluded when the Doctor taped over the Wire with an episode of the series.
 * The entrance to Bishop's headquarters was first concealed by a newspaper vendor rather than a market stall; a subsequent version of the deception involved a pair of ersatz mechanics.
 * The street party in the last scene was intended to be set at night, complete with fireworks; however, it was felt that this would be too similar to the conclusion of Fear Her.
 * Rose was originally kidnapped by Bishop's men. Mark Gatiss decided to raise the stakes by having join the Wire's faceless victims.
 * The episode replaced The Runaway Bride in the season schedule. It was originally meant to air second.
 * Maureen Lipman's scenes had to be shot first due to her limited availability.

Ratings

 * Overnight viewing figures for the initial broadcast of this episode were 6.32 million, peaking at 7.78 million, an audience share of 32.2%.
 * The final rating was 6.76 million, making it the most watched programme of the day.

Myths

 * This episode is frequently mistakenly cited as taking place in 1952, the year Elizabeth ascended to the throne upon the death of her father; her official coronation ceremony, however, did not occur until nearly 18 months later, in June 1953. (In addition, the episode itself states that it is 1953.)
 * It is often erroneously claimed that footage of Rose calling out from the TV set was recycled for her brief cameos in the Season 4 episodes The Poison Sky and Midnight.

Filming locations

 * Alexandra Palace, Wood Green, London
 * Florentia Street in Cathays, Cardiff
 * Blenheim Road in Pen-y-lan, Cardiff
 * Cardiff Royal Infirmary
 * Veritair Limited tarmac at the Cardiff Heliport on Cardiff Bay
 * Newport Dock

Production errors

 * David Tennant mentioned on the DVD commentary that he accidentally hit the button on the sonic screwdriver prop while putting it into his pocket, causing the light to flicker on and "sonic-ing" himself. This error is clearly visible on the episode itself.
 * When the Doctor is climbing the transmitter, there's a moment where David Tennant's right foot disappears completely due to a compositing error.
 * At the beginning of the episode when the Doctor and Rose are on the moped with helmets and sunglasses, the camera crew are reflected in them.
 * When Rose and the Doctor chase after the black van on their scooter, David Tennant successfully hits the silver ignition. Billie Piper, who repeats the motion, does not and the heel of her pink shoe can be seen scraping the front of it.
 * In the "Next Time..." trailer for The Impossible Planet, the wrong filter is applied to the computer voice for Sanctuary Base 6.
 * The episode shows the first proper BBC ident called "The Bat's Wings" that was first introduced on 2 December 1953. Half a year after the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II on 2 June 1953.
 * The map in the background of the detective's office is of the London Boroughs post the 1960 change.

Continuity

 * Unbeknownst to the Doctor and Rose, the kidnappers of those who had lost their faces had been Torchwood One, who were trying to keep this strange occurrence a secret. (AUDIO: Parasite)
 * The Doctor flips his interrogation with Detective Inspector Bishop in a similar manner to the Seventh Doctor and the Chief Caretaker. (TV: Paradise Towers)
 * This is the second time the Doctor has tried to take Rose to a rock concert in the past, only to get the time and/or place wrong. (TV: Tooth and Claw)
 * The investigators briefly discuss how Torchwood will dislike their actions in solving the case with the Doctor. (TV: Tooth and Claw, Army of Ghosts, The Christmas Invasion)
 * The Doctor already took Rose to see Elizabeth II's coronation in his ninth incarnation. (COMIC: Where's the Doctor?)

Home video releases

 * This story was released on a vanilla DVD with Rise of the Cybermen and The Age of Steel.
 * It was also released as part of the Series 2 DVD box set.