Lost Library of Ukko (TV story)

Synopsis
Inspector Thorne sets a trap for K9 and Starkey is whisked away to a far off planet. The desolate world is contained within an alien library card. The Librarian arrives to reclaim the card. The team need June's help to rescue Starkey and teach Thorne a lesson. The Librarian takes a likeing to Proffessor Gryffen and sets about tidying up the mansion.

Plot
K9 flies towards Department HQ and hides on its roof, curious about it's new open day. He contacts Starkey (who is in a queue to the entry) with Darius, asking him if they have ever had a careers day, he tells him it's a once in a lifetime oppurtunity. K9 doesn't like this, as he looks over people entering Starkey tells him to move back. In Department HQ, June is talking with Thorne, she is intrigued as the Department hasn't recruited like this before. Thorne tells her she keeps saying the Department needs to be open and transparent, June argues that he always rejects it but he tells her it's like water on a stone eventually it will have some effect and her words have a touch of acid. The CCPC guard opens the door letting the queue (including Starkey and Darius) inside. Thorne arrives to greet the crowd and introduces himself. As they move on, Thorne tells everyone that the Department is a Multi-national security facility, offering career oppurtunitys in the UK, the Americas, the Pacific Union and other lesser countries. Starkey and Darius stop and ask K9 where to go, he tells them to go back down the corridor the way they came in, the way to Thorne's office. As they make their way they spot a CCPC, the first they've seen inside, K9 suggests to abort the mission. The CCPC then moves on as Starkey and Darius get to Thorne's office. Darius stands guard at the door as Starkey finds an interesting picture, despite K9's warnings Starkey moves closer and is sucked into it. A shocked Darius grabs Starkey's communicator, K9 tells Darius to take the picture and bring it back to Gryffen and by all means don't look at it.

Darius and K9 arrive at the Gryffen House and tell Gryffen that Starkey has been sucked into the picture, which K9 identifies as a Library card from Ukko. Gryffen decides to take a look at it but Darius warns him not to. K9 brings him up to date on this, telling him that Starkey used the careers day to get in Department HQ, Darius and Starkey arrived at Thorne's office, discovered the Library card and when Starkey looked at it he was sucked inside it. K9 tells Gryffen he thinks it's a set up by Thorne, when Gryffen asks K9 what the next step is he tells him to get a mirror. At Department HQ, Thorne enter is office and discovers the Library card is missing, he takes a look at CCTV footage and finds that Starkey and Darius intruded, Starkey was sucked in the card and Darius stole it. A CCPC arrives, Thorne demands to know why they managed to escape, the CCPC tells him their orders were to guide them so they could find their way to his office. Thorne tells the CCPC to get ready to ship out, he will be sent to the Mortainian mines for the next Twenty years. Using a mirror, Gryffen,Darius and K9 look at the Library card to find that Starkey is trapped on barren planet, calling out for them. K9 tells Gryffen and Darius that the Ukkans are an all-Women race of Librarians who Mastered or as K9 notes "Mistressed" the art of archiving, they can reduce a whole world to an infinitely compressed hologram which they file in their archives as a Library card. They do it because nobody else will, they are preserving endangered planets in holographic form. K9 compares it to squashing the data when you zip a file on a Computer This particular card is of the barren planet Urlic. K9 tells Darius they would have to speak to a Librarian to get Starkey out. Gryffen asks him how, K9 tells him he doesn't know.

At Department HQ, June arrives in Thorne's office and asks him if he took an Ukkan Library card and what he's doing with it. He tells her he's exploring it's properties for use by the Department, something he says she should have done. June tells him it's extremely dangerous and three scientists have already been lost, he says that the subject he's using is completely expendable. June spots the base of the card on Thorne's desk and asks him wheres the card, Thorne merely smiles. Back at the house, K9 confirms Darius' question that the light on the card is blinking faster. Someone knocks at the door, Darius goes to answer and is shocked to a see an alien on the doorstep. K9 tells Darius she is the Ukkan librarian they're looking for, she introduces herself as Yssaringintinka. Gryffen tells her he needs her assistance, she goes to take a look at the card, causing Darius and Gryffen to avert their eyes. She assures them that she has become immune to the effect of the card over millenia. Gryffen tells her that Starkey is trapped on Urlic, she is more concerned about Urlic and not Starkey as his presence threatens the planet with contamination if he leaves anything behind. Gryffen asks if she can get him out, she asks him where the plinth is, he tells her that's all they have. She says she can extract him with a retriever but only if the card is on the plinth. K9 tells her it's at Department HQ, she tells them to go get it but Gryffen warns her that the Department doesn't like people dropping in. The Librarian gives everyone purple glasses which will allow them to look at the card without being sucked in and talk to Starkey. They contact Starkey, he asks Darius if he can get him something to drink, Darius tells him he can leave anything behind, from inside himself. Yssaringintinka warns that the card's fail-safe will close the portal in two hours.

June goes to Thorne's office with a warning that LOMAXX wants a good explanation as to why Thorne has been interferring with alien technology. He explains that as prison numbers are rising he wants to use Ukkan technology to dump them on other planets, June tells him he's insane he says he may be but he's definitely in charge. She asks where the card is, he says not far away. She warns him that LOMAXX wants the card back in twelve hours or Thorne will be forced to resign. Back at the house, Jorjie has arrived. K9 tells the team they have to do a deal with Thorne, they will offer him the card if he gives them the plinth to get Starkey out. Gryffen argues he'll never keep his side of the bargain, Darius tells him that if Thorne's gonna lie to the team Gryffen will have to lie to him. Gryffen refuses, saying he dislikes lying, he's a scientist and science is the pursuit of truth. K9 tells him that to a machine such as himself, truth is just software and Yssaringintinka asks why he is so careful with truth when his house is so messy stating "tidiness comes before truth". Gryffen is contacted by Thorne who tells him he has something of his and he wants it back and if he goes to take it by force people will get hurt. K9 interrupts and tells him the facts, he's stumbled across technology he wants to exploit but doesn't know how so he sets up an entrapment and he can do nothing with the technology unless he has more information. He tells him about the Ukkan goggles and offers him the Librarian as a consultant.

Cast

 * K9 Mark 2 - John Leeson
 * Starkey - Keegan Joyce
 * Jorjie - Philippa Coulthard
 * Darius Pike - Daniel Webber
 * Professor Alistair Gryffen - Robert Moloney
 * June Turner - Robyn Moore
 * Thorne - Jared Robinsen
 * Yssaringintinka - Cathey Robinsen

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Story notes

 * Even though only Starkey and Thorne go to Urlick, this is the first visit to another planet on K9 and also the first visit to an another planet in a Doctor Who television spin-off. Beating both Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures which is due to have it's first visit to another planet several months later in Series 4.

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