Howling:"Doesnt it bother you that nothing in your life makes sense?" A list!

So one line that really hit me and got me thinking was the Doctor saying to Amy, "Doesnt it bother you that nothing in your life makes sense?" It got the little gears in my head (no, I'm not a winder or those things from The Girl in the Fireplace, don't worry!) turning and I was attempting to put together a list of all the things in Amys life that just don't add up. So what are they? How about a list.

1. Big, empty house 2. The house with two staircases, but from the outside, only 2 floors.. 3. Not remembering the Daleks (a victim of the crack? I don't remember if this was ever explained) 4. The always-absent Aunt 5. What happened to her parents? 6. Duckless duck pond

any others? -- 74.102.161.14 13:37, June 21, 2010 (UTC) MuseDae (is on her iPod and therefore too lazy to log in)

wow i never noticed the thing about the house having 2 staircases yet it's only 2 floors.. it might be somthing similar to the staircase in "The Lodger" where someone was building a new Tardis...

Anyway, about Amy, one important thing that the doctor told her when she was 7 is: "Amelia Pond, like a name in a fairy tale". It's like her whole life is a fairy tale.

Concerning the Daleks, i think everyone forgot the events of Journey's End not just Amy, because of the cracks.. 91.73.110.6 14:46, June 21, 2010 (UTC)


 * No one remembers the Cyber King either so the two things have to be related. The production staff had to have some plan for this back then so it would appear that there is some continuity they have planned and were aware of two years ago. Or it was just something they planned to addresss at some later date and Amy just doevtailed nicley 173.57.144.238 22:15, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps the second staircase leads into an attic,that could explain it.I think her aunt died sometime after the doctor first saw her--666hotline 15:40, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

I checked the outside of the house and the roof was very, very shallow with no windows. It was a big staircase for an attic. Jack Chilli 15:43, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

I noticed the extra staircase when I was watching The Eleventh Hour; Amy was standing in front of it when she had the Doctor cuffed to a heater, and if you pause and look closely you can see it doesn't go anywhere - it leads straight up into the ceiling. Now, this may be an interesting series arc clue or it may just be something to do with the way Amy's house was built (as in, it had an attic but it was built off, or the staircase is a realy rubbish design feature...or somthing). MidnightCat 19:48, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

TIME what about leadworths time missing a day in 1 second maybe the days are getting absorbed by cracks but doubt it i also think the stone dalek is caused by the voice that says silence will fall i reckon its the man river killed! JM BAKUGANAMAXUSREVIEW! 20:11, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

It may be a crawl space type attic. Not every attic is big enough to walk around. As for the staircase not leading anywhere, it may be a door in the floor of the crawlspace like most of them have. The staircase is a little redundant though. Most crawlspaces I've seen are just a door that pulls down from the ceiling with stairs that fold onto one side of the door. V00D00M0NKY 21:52, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

just and interesting point about the extra staircase. when River is looking around amys house in the pandorica opens as she walks past she looks up the 'extra' staitcase to see if anything is up there. so if there is a perception filter on the stairs then she can see past it. 79.64.170.48 21:52, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Not necessarily, the Doctor looked right at the room where Prisoner Zero was hiding without knowing it was there. When I watch "The Eleventh Hour" I feel like there's something I'm missing about Amy that "doesn't make sense", but I can't think what it is. There's just something about the way she was alone in that secluded house that seemed weird. One other thing I think is strange is that the house where Amy and Rory were living in "Amy's Choice" wasn't Amy's original house. It might not be important, but then again... Bluebox444 22:07, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

A staircase to an (unconverted) attic is rare but certainly not unheard of - they tend to be seen more in older houses, generally built before extendible ladders were commonplace. Amy's house certainly does look as if it could be relatively old. 86.175.115.3 22:09, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

How can she make enough money to live on as a kissagram, when she lives in a tiny village (with only a post office), and the nearest town is 30 minutes away ? 189.115.169.132 15:46, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Among other things, Kiss-a-gram is an anagram for "Sigma's Ark." Here's a short list of the other anagrams that were only 90% rubbish. Agonaga 16:08, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * A Gas Smirk
 * A Sag Smirk
 * Rag Mask Is
 * Rag Asks Mi
 * Sags Mark I

I have to question the simple exsistance of her Auntie. We are yet to actually see her, remember, so she could be anyone, or anything, in some form of long term disguise. Just a thought. <><

Good point. What i thought initially after watching TEH is that there is not auntie. The doctor pointed it out when he was surprised that she would leave a 7 year old by herself at night. But since she is to appear in the finale, she might be related to all the events. Maybe whoever is responsible for the Tardis exploding, or the alliance, got rid of Amy's parents and planted in her memories and life her auntie, which wont turn out to be her auntie afterall 63.216.118.113 17:52, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Freeze frame TEH at 1:01:48. There is a picture of a house in the suitcase. The house has no top floor, but is that an arrow pointing to the missing top floor? I can't quite make it out. It looks as if there might be something written above the arrow as well. Can someone with better eyesight than me clarify? White Deyu 95.145.121.195 18:18, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

I can't make out the writing, but I'm pretty sure its a picture of the tardis lying on its side, rather than a house. 86.154.196.175 18:57, June 25, 2010 (UTC)


 * It's the TARDIS on it's side and it looks like the word ends in "ash" as in maybe crash or splash. V00D00M0NKY 23:13, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * Does anyone know if all the Aliens mentioned in the Pandorica Opens appeared on Earth at some point before 2010/1998? Could it be that rather than not having encountered any of them, Amy actually encountered every single one of these species? Is it possible that the first Crack we saw was much more than what was shown, but instead, it was some big dangerous stuff that did something to Amy and, at some point between 1998-2010, it is actually the Doctor that put Amy through all these dangerous experiences in this Series in her mind through some sort of hypnosis using whatever he sees in the room and what are in Amy's memory? Thus the Good Wizard is also the Doctor, as this whole thing is some sort of hypnotherapy...sort of like driving out Prisoner Zero/whatever villain it is, from her mind? This is the only sensible reason I could think of for the Doctor to say that statement...if he didn't set up everything, it implies he knows something is wrong and not do anything about it...it's just odd to bring up a statement that doesn't lead to a resolution when you are in the middle of the most urgent of all situations...
 * This all happened when I realized my socks look like Prisoner Zero...and the thing looked like sock puppet done in BBC-budget CGI...trying to model after childhood fear is one thing...but a talking/barking sock in well - sock colour - that teases by sayiing "the Doctor doesn't know..the Doctor doesn't know..." and stopped by a giant eye is almost teletubbies...oh wait...so that's where the colourful dalek rangers come from....
 * Though this would imply that Amelia could be a little girl who subconsciously wants to make out with every guy she sees and her childhood dream is to grow up to be a kissogram with a fetish for green lizards and metal robots with human flesh inside tying her up and is masochistic to the extent that she wishes her future love life to be special even if it means erasing her future boyfriend from existence...oh and she secretly wishes that she would be 'invaded' by the 'hot Italians"...or the Doctor landed in 2010 and the hypnotherapy reverted Amy to her self-image of her childhood before the Prisoner Zero incident?222.166.181.173 08:40, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * OR Amy is a victim of the Bad Wolf...The Bad Wolf must have seen that she/Rose will one day no longer exist in this Universe, and decided to give the Doctor what she thought was the most appropriate gift with her chav thinking...a woman...or more specifically a sexy woman who makes her living by being a kissogram...so the Bad Wolf made all these stuff to bring the Doctor and Amy together or closer together...Bad Wolf's last words, "You gave me a bloody human Doctor who is half Donna when I wanted you...I give you a masochistic kissogram...take that, unappreciative alien from a race that will soon die off! What do you take me for, half lesbian?" Actually, I would love to see the Bad Wolf coming back for a serious reason as an enemy/ally of the Doctor like ensuring her existence in the past...
 * If it turns out that Amy is Amelia's aunt, I would be happy...but if Amy were her mother, I would be happier...having a companion who is a mom just sounds exciting...just think about it:
 * Amelia: Mom, can you come to my choir performance this friday?
 * Mom: Nah...I want to go to Ancient Rome to seduce the hot Italians...I mean I can come back before then...but I just don't want to...
 * Amelia: But mom, you haven't even cooked dinner yet....
 * Mom: That can always wait...I will just come back before dinner after my next adventure and bring you take-away from some random planet with Doctor's credits...
 * Amelia: Oh...Mom, are you having an affair with the Doctor?
 * Mom: Oh...time for adventure...222.166.181.125 09:09, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Amelia: Mom, can you come to my choir performance this friday?
 * Mom: Nah...I want to go to Ancient Rome to seduce the hot Italians...I mean I can come back before then...but I just don't want to...
 * Amelia: But mom, you haven't even cooked dinner yet....
 * Mom: That can always wait...I will just come back before dinner after my next adventure and bring you take-away from some random planet with Doctor's credits...
 * Amelia: Oh...Mom, are you having an affair with the Doctor?
 * Mom: Oh...time for adventure...222.166.181.125 09:09, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Mom: Oh...time for adventure...222.166.181.125 09:09, June 26, 2010 (UTC)