I'll Never Get a Spin-Off

"I'm Ellie the Barmaid" was a song sung by Ellie Higson as she rescued George Litefoot and Henry Gordon Jago from the Scorchies. (AUDIO: Encore of the Schorchies)

Lyrics

 * Once again
 * I've been overlooked and left until the end
 * Just another lonely hour for me to spend
 * Behind the scenes until the denouement


 * It's not fair
 * I never get a truly even share
 * And I end up feeling bad
 * I'm just a spare part every time


 * The adventure's nearly finished and I hardly said a line
 * You two gents have all the fun while I get left behind
 * Well not today if it's alright
 * I'm here to save mankind


 * I'm Ellie the barmaid
 * I'm sick of being forgotten
 * I may not make the titles but I'm vital to the plot
 * I'm more than just a bit part, I'm integral and I'm great
 * I'll never get a spin-off at this rate


 * I'm Ellie the barmaid
 * I'm here to save the day
 * You didn't think to ask me but I turned up anyway
 * As far as music debuts go this one is pretty lame
 * I'll never get a spin-off at this rate


 * Now I won't let this bunch of fuzzy puppets steal the show
 * It's bad enough I've only had two scenes so far you know
 * It's time to put an end to this and claim what's mine by right
 * The final scene's for me and it ain't yours without a fight


 * So listen here you nasty bunch of ragged evildoers
 * I'm here to thwart your plans and send you right back down the sewers
 * The thought of killing everyone might make you laugh and chortle
 * But that won't work with me because I'm technically immortal


 * I'm used to pulling pints although I never pull me punches
 * I'm just as happy fighting as I am at serving lunches
 * If you thought you'd get away with this it's time you knew
 * Up with this I will not put, it's time to finish you


 * I'm Ellie the barmaid
 * Just look at what I found
 * A big ol' bunch of fireworks just lying on the ground
 * And here's a box of matches sitting right next to this crate
 * I'll never get a spin-off at this rate


 * I'm Ellie the barmaid
 * It's time to end this show
 * I've got a box of rockets which I ain't afraid to throw
 * Don't go crying sawdust you've got no one else to blame
 * I'll never get a spin-off but I'll kill you all the same