TARDIS Stolen! (short story)

TARDIS Stolen! was one of the three prose stories in The Doctor Who Fun Book. Largely a parody, it was framed as an article in the "Gallifrey Gazette" reporting on the theft of an old TARDIS by some long-haired renegade and provided a humorous look at the Doctor's previous life on Gallifrey in the process.

Summary
This just in from Gallifrey's time-active reporters: a TARDIS will have been stolen tomorrow! Gasp! With interviews from such people as his contemporary and fellow Academy student Cuthbert Windbottom (who "prefers to be known — and who can blame him? — as the Master"), the article attempts to build a profile of the dastardly criminal who did the deed.

Plot
A youngish Time Lords going by the nom de plume "Doctor Wat Who" is reported by the Gallifrey Gazette to have stolen a TARDIS tomorrow. A Governing Body spokesman is interviewed and speculates that, being a graduate of Music and Performing Arts, "Doctor Who" may be intending to use the TARDIS to tour a revue he had been trying to set up.

The Doctor's contemporary at the Academy, Cuthbert Windbottom, alias "the Master", has other ideas. He testifies that he saw the Doctor very excited the previous month about a call from something called the BB Corporations. According to the Master, this may well have been Gallifrey's oldest and most infamous enemies, the Bed and Breakfast Corps, instructing the Doctor to begin an insurrection to undermine the Gallifreyan government.

The Master points out that there exists a prophecy in the Book of Rassilon which goes as follows: "Beware men in white wigs"…

Characters

 * First Doctor
 * The Master
 * Roberta Tovey
 * Leela
 * Borusa