User:Maiyul

Lol, okay so. Anyone the oldest cousin on any side of the family, doesn’t matter. I am. On this side of the family I have more than 7 younger cousins (not including my siblings). My mom was also the oldest cousin having more than 20 cousins. What the hell, we’re both the oldest kids in our families, too! But it’s always up to you to watch after the younger ones and sometimes you just want to, y’know, push them into a hole at the bottom of Trenzalore?? And especially at Christmas when you’re doing youngest to oldest, you got to wait 20 minutes before even opening one gift. And I have 3 more family members not married! My aunt and two uncles. Oh my goddddd. At family gatherings I just go to the bathroom and hide in the shower ‘til it’s dinner, not even joking. Me and my cousin i’ma call him hmmm, 🤔, Tiny M. He’s ten months younger than me, we’re both mentally unstable. The usual. But like bro, IF YOU ARE GONG TO BRING FRIENDS OVER TO THE POOL, DON’T HAVE THEM BE STUIPD PEICES OF TRASH THAT BELONG DEAD. They hurt my feelings yesterday, they didn’t apologize. I hate you for that.Bury me with Ramen, and I’m good.