User:Epsilon the Eternal

= INTRODUCTION: =

 The human known as Toby Price went under the alias "EPSILON the ETERNAL " on the respectable Tardis Wiki, welcoming the editors who visited his profile warmly. He introduced himself as an editor with over 26,000 edits, who also frequented — and administrated — other Wikis such as the Fandom-hosted Home Alone Wiki and the Miraheze-hosted Magrsverse Wiki. He pointed out that he has had some presence in official media, and would like you to know that his brief appearances are of the same value and notability as that BAFTA-winning actor from Sex Education whose identity infamously cannot be confirmed, thank you very much. He will not be accepting any claims to the contrary at this time.

 After Epsilon (not to be confused with the Sun Builder known as Epsilon the Watcher) rambled on for some time about rather middling facts about his enjoyment of the macabre, strange, and obscure, he realised that his third-person perspective user page that he had been writing wasn't particularly a good idea — especially as he knew he had unashamedly stole the idea from @Scrooge MacDuck who had came up with the idea in the first place — and who had executed it much better.

""Ah yes, me, a fairly anxious resident of the Third Universe has been inexplicably contacted by the alternate universe counterpart to this conspiracy nut I follow online via his website that's stuck together with virtual sellotape and tears, and he is sending me on this wild goose chase for a code on another universe's World Wide Web to take down a Corporation that is attempting to turn everyone on Metal Men of Sadness and Pain, and now I have the code I am on the Corporation's official website which is allowing me to hijack a Weaponised Zeppelin to shoot at a mega factory in another Universe's Paris, all while using a unprofessionally built website on early 2000s Internet speeds. I see no issue with this!""

- Cybus Spy or something

BYE FOR NOW!

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INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL LINKS:

 * My page on the Tardis Wiki
 * My page on the Doctor Who: Lockdown! wiki
 * My account on the Magrsverse wiki

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