1963: Fanfare for the Common Men (audio story)

1963: Fanfare for the Common Men was the one hundred and seventy-eighth story in Big Finish's monthly range. The first story in the 1963 audio trilogy celebrating the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, the story shone more light on the musical group John Smith and the Common Men, first mentioned in the very first episode of the series, giving them what one might arguably call an "origin story".

Publisher's summary
If you remember the Sixties, they say, then you can't have been there.

The Doctor remembers the Sixties. That's why he's taking Nyssa on a trip back to November 1963. Back to where it all began. Back to the birth of the biggest band in the history of British music. Back to see those cheeky lads from Liverpool...

Mark, James and Korky. The Common Men. The boys who made the Sixties swing with songs like "Oh, Won't You Please Love Me?", "Just Count To Three" and "Who Is That Man".

The Doctor remembers the Sixties. And there's something very wrong with the Sixties, if the Beatles no longer exist...

Part one
The Fifth Doctor takes Nyssa to 31 October 1963, just to watch the Beatles exiting a plane. Much to his surprise, though, it's not the Beatles that emerge — but the Common Men, just returning from a tour in Sweden.

A bigger problem ensues, though. As Nyssa pins down a man with an impulse laser in the crowd, she and the gunman seemingly faded out, courtesy of a matter dematerialisation device. The Doctor deduces that this has to do with the change in history — the seeming erasure of the Beatles — and so agrees to go out for a drink with his new friend Rita and the Common Men: Mark, James and Korky.

Meanwhile, Nyssa appears in Hamburg earlier on, in the 1950s, and meets the same group before their success. They think they're at the peak of their career, which will last maximum one year — "then they'll find a new group, with longer hair or tighter trousers."

Back in '63, the Common Men reveal to the Doctor that much of their success came from other groups having to go in for national service. They quickly drop the subject, though, when they find out that Rita's brother Greg died in training. But national service ended in 1960, right? Someone's been meddling in time.

He decides to take Rita to 1957, when mandatory service began to wind down. But the 1950s are time-locked; someone has changed history, and is now preventing the Doctor or anyone else from changing it back.

Back in the '50s, Nyssa watches the Common Men play "Who Is That Man".

Going back to 1963, the Doctor and Rita research the Beatles in this new timeline. John's in his own group called the Famous Five with two Petes and a Chaz. Paul is a clarke at a shipping office. Both Paul and George did their services. George is back already, but apprenticed to his father. Ringo wasn't enlisted because of health problems. George, Paul and Ringo all knew the Common Men from the pubs in Hamburg.

The Beatles don't exist. The question is, can the Common Men keep it up like the Beatles did? "I suppose we'll see on Monday how good they are."

The Common Men play "Just Count To Three" for Nyssa, who claims to have liked it, despite being used to more classical-type music in Traken. In 1963, they play "Oh, Won't You Please Love Me?"; the entire audience is entranced into loving them. Rita suddenly becomes even more obsessed; she feels like she could kill for them. Even the Queen starts dancing the twist!

The Doctor's forced to drag Rita out of the theatre, and hypnotise her into focusing. So what is giving the crowd an artificial obsession for the group? The two find a machine making a similar sound to the gunman's, and the Doctor uses it to trace exactly when he took Nyssa.

Before they can get to the TARDIS, though, the crowd grows restless. Rita having misquoted the Doctor as calling the Common Men rubbish earlier, a riot ensues around them. "Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"

Part two
"Wait, I've got an idea." Rita's got a backstage pass, access to all areas. She throws it in the air, and the entire crowd fights over the ticket, forgetting them.

Back with Nyssa, she admits to the Common Men that she came to Hamburg unprepared, and doesn't even have any money. Korky offers his bed; he's prepared to sleep on the floor.

The Common Men already have over a million fans in England alone. Soon, they'll spread all over the world. Will they all go insane like the ones they just encountered? The Doctor abandons Rita in 1963, getting her to research the band as an excuse.

He arrives in 1967 Wales, and tells James that he may be in danger. He and his band mates are getting a private seminar with a guru named Paravatar, who reportedly can change your perspective on life. Suspicious, the Doctor joins the seminar, and demands a private talk with the man. He can see that Paravatar is clearly a time sensitive — Time Lords can sense that with ease — and Paravatar gives in, revealing to the Doctor that he's a retired time traveler who too noticed the problem in time. He did not cause it and has not time-travelled in years.

They participate in a meditation session; Paravatar puts the Common Men under hypnosis. None of them have deliberately interfered with Earth's history, nor do they know who did.

Nyssa, meanwhile, performs a blood test on Korky and finds out he's an alien. Paravatar confirms that they all are. Mark Carville, real name: Myamus, is from the Court of Caldee; his mother was the Queen there while his father was a simple miner. James, real name: Jecomen hails from the Convents of Health; his parents own the place, and it'll get passed onto him eventually. And finally Korky's real name is Kappaban, and he's from the Wheel of Contact; his father's one of the ambassadors there. They all come from the planet Byulna... and they don't even know it.

Korky wonders why she came halfway across the galaxy just to see the Beatles, and Nyssa fills him in on all the details. Suddenly, though, the man with the impulse laser appears. He's found them.

In 1967, the crowd gets in, and the Doctor and Paravatar are forced to end their hypnotism session early. Lenny Kruger then approaches them as a friend, and gets the mob to leave, promising them autographs as the Common Men leave the building. As the Doctor outside assures Paravatar he was helpful, the Common Men strike a deal with their new manager Lenny.

Back with Nyssa, the American man from the airport catches up to her and Korky, and threatens to kill them...

Part three
to be added

Part four
to be added

Cast

 * The Doctor - Peter Davison
 * Nyssa - Sarah Sutton
 * Mark Carville - Mitch Benn
 * James O'Meara - Andrew Knott
 * Korky Goldsmith / Compere / Pedestrian - David Dobson
 * Lenny Kruger / Shop Assistant - Ryan Sampson
 * Rita / Sadie / Control Officer - Alison Thea-Skot
 * Paravatar / Waiter / Barman / Policeman - Jonty Stephens
 * Commander / Newsreader - Barnaby Edwards

The Doctor

 * The Doctor notes that his hypnosis skills were far better in previous regenerations.

Cultural references to the real world

 * Korky compares his name to Korky the Cat.
 * As the Doctor exclaims in shock, the Queen dances the twist to "Oh, Won't You Please Love Me?" Completely entranced, she even throws her jewelry at them!
 * Korky exclaims that Superman, also the last of his kind, would get along "like a house on fire" with Nyssa.

Music from the real world

 * One of the Beatles' songs is "A Day in the Life".
 * The Doctor says to Rita, "You and I are going on a ."
 * When Nyssa responds, "the who?" when told of the Common Men, the Doctor says, "No, they don't get together until next year".
 * Korky suggests Little Richard, Chuck Berry and Elvis as better musicians to go halfway across the galaxy to see than the Beatles.

Technology

 * The gunman and Nyssa travel in time by matter dematerialisation circuit.

Continuity

 * The gunman is carrying an impulse laser, a Time Lord weapon introduced in TV: Arc of Infinity.
 * The Doctor mentions his recent experience with aeroplanes. (TV: Time-Flight)
 * The 1950s have been time-locked. (TV: The Stolen Earth, The End of Time)
 * The Doctor mentions the Ferutu. (PROSE: Cold Fusion)
 * Kruger thinks Nyssa is an Adjudicator. (PROSE: Original Sin)
 * Nyssa recounts the destruction of her homeworld Traken by an entropy field. (TV: Logopolis) She believes herself to be the last of her kind. AUDIO: Primeval has her and the Doctor discover that she in fact is not, likely placing Fanfare before it.
 * The Doctor mentions Susan having had an album by The Common Men aboard the TARDIS. He says he didn't like it much, "but [he] was older then." (TV: An Unearthly Child)