TARDIS Stolen! (short story)

Extracts from the Doctor's 500 Year Diary was one of the three prose stories in The Doctor Who Fun Book. An out-and-out parody, it was framed as an article in the "Gallifrey Gazette" reporting on the theft of an old TARDIS by some long-haired renegade and provided a humorous look at the Doctor's previous life on Gallifrey in the process.

Summary
This just in from Gallifrey's time-active reporters: a TARDIS will have been stolen tomorrow! Gasp! With interviews from such people as his contemporary and fellow Academy student Cuthbert Windbottom (who "prefers to be known — and who can blame him? — as the Master"), the article attempts to build a profile of the dastardly criminal who did the deed.

Plot
To be written.

Characters

 * First Doctor
 * The Master
 * Roberta Tovey