Socks is a Good Cat (poem)

 was a poem written by Paul Magrs and published on his blog Lost on Magrs, told from the perspective of Bernard Socks. It was the third such poem to be published on the website. It was published at the same time as Bernard Socks Has a Quiet Day.

Synopsis
All of the neighbours' cats are bad cats, but Bernard Socks is a good cat.

Worldbuilding
more to be added
 * The neighbours' cats drink gin.

Characters

 * Bernard Socks