Oh No It Isn't! (novel)

Oh No It Isn't! is the first of Virgin Books' range of Virgin Bernice Summerfield New Adventures range of novels. This was the continuation of Bernice Summerfield's story following the loss of the Doctor Who licence. The final story featuring the Eighth Doctor and Bernice Summerfield The Dying Days ended with the Doctor taking Bernice to the planet Dellah, where this novel begins.

Publisher's summary
'The King's balls get bigger every year!'

Bernice Surprise Summerfield is settling into her new job as Professor of Archaeology at St. Oscar's University on the planet Dellah — one of the most prestigious centres of learning in the Milky Way. She wants to put her past, especially her failed marriage, behind her.

So she's glad when she gets the chance to take her tutorial group to investigate the lost civilisation of Perfecton. Three whole weeks of archaeological research in the field. The perfect way to forget your worries.

She doesn't bank on three things.

That Menlove Stokes, Professor of Applied Art, and various other academics would be along for the ride. That vicious alien marauders would decide to explore the planet at the same time. And that a reactivated Perfecton device would plunge her into a situation that can only be described as — panto.

Plot
to be added

Characters

 * Bernice Summerfield
 * Wolsey
 * Menlove Stokes
 * Joseph
 * Michael Doran

Books

 * Benny accidentally gives Michael Doran a copy of Make Dangerous Love to Me - The Erotic Poetry of Carla Tsampiras. She tries to save face by claiming "There are bits about archaeology."
 * Benny is still working (and trying to get out of writing) her sequel to Down Among the Dead Men.
 * The library on Dellah contains the Book of Lies.

Culture

 * Benny uses Ah A Perfume For An Alien or Human.

Individuals
Wolsey is transformed into a seven-foot-tall swashbuckler with marked propensities for singing, tap-dancing, and rude jokes.
 * Benny has the name Dick Whittington in the panto reality.
 * God sends members of the Tiny But Interesting Interest Group to contact Benny about becoming an agent for them.
 * Menlove Stokes is professor of Applied Arts at St. Oscar's University.
 * Joseph is Benny's robotic porter, who looks like a hovering sphere about the size of a billiard ball.

Locations

 * Benny usually tries to get a word out of the Goll security who guard the Advanced Research Department, but she speaks very little Goll.
 * St. Oscar's University is located on the planet Dellah, the Sultan of Tashwari was the original founder of the university.

Species

 * The Grel's afterlife is called Slawcor.

Continuity

 * Benny was taken to Dellah by the Eighth Doctor at the end of NA: The Dying Days.
 * Benny first met God in NA: The Also People.
 * This novel introduces Marcus Krytell; Benny meets him in BNA: Ship of Fools.