Going Once, Going Twice (short story)

 was the third short story in The Book of the Peace, written by Jacob Black. It was a partial sequel to Black's short story A Bloody (And Public) Domaine in The Book of the Enemy as well as to the audio series The True History of Faction Paradox, introducing new facets to the history between the Great Houses and the Osirians.

The story was also notable for featuring the apparently final death of Godfather Auteur, who met his end by being consumed by Apep during a foolhardy attempt to escape his imprisonment in the Shadow Spire.

Summary
Auteur tries to take advantage of the Crime Lady Cortalian's First Auction in Heaven to merge with the ancient being Apep and escape the Shadow Spire. However, his plans are derailed by his own insane arrogance and by Kifah and Gustav, two of the low-ranking Faction Paradox refugees now living with him in the Shadow Spire, who would rather take their chance at the Auction to rescue their lost comrade (and Kifah's boyfriend), Intrepid.

The Shadow's Overture
Locked in the Shadow Spire, a laughing Godfather Auteur writes frantically, weaving together several separate events past and future as he prepares his master-plan: the duel between "the Jackal" (Sutekh) and "the Falcon" (Horus) which destablised Mars's place in history, the youth of "the Warrior", an event which will see Brothers of the Faction helpless as the world around them shatters, and finally the rise of the Snake.

Mother and Father watch, impassive, as Auteur continued his work, lightly tapping a rhythm of four and humming a forgotten theme tune. However, Father eventually speaks up, approving of Auteur's choice to involve Gustav in the masterplan, as he believes that Gustav's strength and loyalty may be useful if "the bonding ceremony" goes wrong. Mother is more skeptical, believing that Gustav's race memories of serving the Osirans may override his loyalty to the Faction when he learns the nature of the artefact, but Father insists that his faith was shattered during his initiation.

Mother predicts that Gustav, if asked to come with Mohter and Father on the mission, will also want to take Kifah along. Although reluctant to entrust the Little Brother with this responsibility, the two Spirekeepers are reminded by Auteur that "beggars can't be choosers". Auteur also notes that they could easily lie to Gustav and Kifah about the nature of the mission if it will make it easier to make them obey.

While Auteur's attention is elsewhere, a foreign, inky narrative begins to "snake its way" into the pages of the story he had been writing.

Child of Earth
Asleep inside the Shadow Spire, Little Brother Kifah experiences vivid nightmares, which often happens to him when he sleeps in the Spire, as the "gentle cooing whispers from the floor" have a tendency to get into people's heads and stir up their bad memories. Hence, Kifah dreams back to the destruction of his old planet, "Home", and to his first meeting with Faction Paradox in the person of Cousin Intrepid. His dreams then take him back to his initiation, his terror at facing "the One-Armed Man" and the way in which Intrepid's smile helped him make it through the ordeal; he flashes forward to the blossoming of their friendship into a romance.

He relives Intrepid telling him about his own history, how he was kicked out of the Homeworld's great Academy because he was half-human and hybrids had fallen out of fashion on the "polite society" of the Great Houses — and also Intrepid's speculation about how Kifah survived the Great Houses' assault on his Home, and about the reasons for it. Out of sadism, the Spire then twists the dream into a nightmare, a wild, exaggerated imagining about Intrepid's final fate, based on the battle reports Kifah has read about the Battle of Cratosi Fields during which Intrepid went missing.

As the dream shifts again, Intrepid glimpses a great snake with green eyes taking Intrepid's empty place in his bed. Mother watches Kifah as he dreams, preparing to waken him to give him his mission.

Son of Mars
Brother Gustav, too, is sleeping in his own icy corner of the Shadow Spire and dreaming. His are pleasant dreams as he experiences visions of Mars as it was in his prime: rusted and past its prime, but nevertheless full of Martian life. He remembers playing with his brothers and sisters in their family nest, attending rituals and great gatherings of the Martian clans.

However, the dream turns to a nightmare which has him shaking in his sleep, as Father observes. Gustav's new dream is a vision of a past event he never personally witnessed: an allegorical view of Horus and Sutekh's duel on Mars, respectively appearing as a gigantic, godly Falcon and Jackal. He sees the sky of Mars cracking, and the dream-Sutekh mocks Gustav in Father's about his not being real.

Gustav wakes up with a start when he catches a glimpse of an ancient emptiness in space trying to crawl into reality through the crack. Father, looking down at him in more ways than one, tells him to join Mother in the hall so they can discuss Gustav's next assignment.

Tell it on the Mountain
The news of "the Peace" spread far and wide throughout the Spiral Politic. However, the Homeworld itself has yet to make an official comment on the situation.

The more influential members of the Spiral Underworld collectively decide to take this window of opportunity to get their hands on the various "weapons, tools, texts and people" which became scattered across History after being mislaid by the Great Houses or the Enemy in the course of the War. Their reasoning is that, once both factions of "gods" retreat back into their higher spheres and cease interacting so closely with lesser species, these goods will all become significantly more valuable in the near future than they had been during the actual course of the War in Heaven.

Just as the various criminals and marketers come to this conclusion, invitations begin spontaneously appearing in the hands of "the right people". They advertise "the First Auction in Heaven Where Bidding on the Homeworld’s Misfortune Never Felt So Fortunate!''", and, as soon as they are read, dissolve in the hands of their owners to implant a set of coordinates directly into their minds.

The (Bidding) War
Cortalian, exiled Sun Builder, watches as her bioengineered Servitors finish setting up the First Auction in Heaven within an environment bubble created by her timeship on the otherwise-uninhabitable planet of Kratoam.

Soon after, Kifah, Gustav and the Spirekeepers arrive at the Auction, whereupon Kifah complains about the sweltering heat even inside the bubble, caused by the planet's twin suns and the large amount of people attending the Auction. Gustav hisses that Cortalian must be doing this on purpose to make herself (who is, no doubt, wearing a heat-proof suit) more at ease than all of her guests; he speculates that, disgraced or otherwise, Cortalian still buys into the Great Houses' racism against "lesser species". The two walk through the huge bazaar-like Auction, taking special note of a few items, such as tents showing disembodied limbs and chunks of Homeworlders under bright yellow signs of "GROW YOUR OWN LORD OF HISTORY" which prompt Kifah to wonder aloud how a Homeworlder could possibly make a good pet.

Eventually, Kifah thinks to climb onto Gustav's shoulder to see across the crowd and try to get a glimpse of Cortalian; he indeed spots her, standing on a golden hovering platform. He witnesses the end of the bidding on one particular item: a trio of enslaved angels who have been bought by a corrupt Bishop. He also sees, floating high above the artificial canopy of the environment-bubble, a sphere of frozen time waiting to be auctioned off: the Frozen Battle of Cratosi Fields.

Back in the Shadow Spire, Mother and Father sit in the Shrine, preparing to join Gustav and Kifah at the Auction once the bidding on "the item" begins; in the meantime, they are completing a few last rituals to keep Auteur securely chained in the Spire while they are away. They discuss what they can perceive of the Auction, with both agreeing that the planet has never been touched by the Enemy and that Cortalian appears to be the only member of the Great Houses currently on its surface. Auteur jokes that this is hardly surprising, as the planet is normally uninhabitable.

When Auteur asks what the two Spirekeepers ended up telling Kifah concerning the mission, they assure him that they did not trick him into thinking they were here to rescue Intrepid; instead, Kifah has been made to believe that the Family will turn its attention to freeing Intrepid as soon as "the bonding ceremony" is complete. Even so, Auteur is skeptical of Kifah's promise not to do anything rash, singing that "Amour is a promise to dare".

Souls of the Spirekeepers
After witnessing the Baron of Trilermeriaq buying the Ochenissi Tablet, Kifah realises that Cortalian has spotted him and Gustav. Just as they begin worrying that she might be so prejudiced against Faction Paradox that she might kill them on sight, Father and Mother appear to Gustav's left and right, assuring them that all will go well but curtly telling them to adjust their posture and presentation.

Meeting Cortalian's fiery gaze, Father than holds up a battered timeship key — a future version of Cortalian's own, which he and Mother have drawn from a future point when she misplaces it, via ritual. The Spirekeepers explain their plan — to bank on Cortalian's wish to ensure that she never loses access to her ship outweighing her hatred of the Faction. Indeed, after glimpsing the key, Cortalian averts her gaze and carries on with the Auction.

A caged temporal predator, a Homeworld hybrid trapped in a bottle, red reality-warping rockets and a piece of the Celestial Omnibus are all sold off. Shortly after a fight breaks out between a technosapien and a member of the Cephalopodic Coterie, the time comes for the auctioning-off of the Frozen Battle of Cratosi Fields. As Cortalian makes the bubble of frozen time descend closer to her platform, Kifah and Gustav are able to see clearly the House soldiers and Skulltroopers trapped mid-battle in the second of frozen time. Among them, giving Kifah a start, is Intrepid.

Although initially trying to control himself, Kifah loses his cool when several individuals begin bidding who obviously have no intention of unfreezing the Frozen Battle (the Ice Heiress, a Centaur, a moustached starfish and a mantis). He wrenches the future key away from Father and attempts to bid it on the Frozen Battle. However, Fathe retracts the bid and reprimands Kifah. While Father orders him to return to the Spire, the Frozen Battle is won by the Ice Heiress, who bid the Diamond's Brood.

Just Another Homeworld Lost...
to be written

The Madness of Godfather Auteur
to be written

Heritage
to be written

The Reign of Apep
to be written

The Closing of the First Auction in Heaven
to be written

Characters

 * Godfather Auteur
 * Mother
 * Father
 * Little Brother Kifah
 * Brother Intrepid
 * Brother Gustav
 * Sutekh
 * Horus (Eliza)
 * Cortalian
 * Bishop
 * Baron of Trilermeriaq
 * Baron of Trilermeriaq's lover
 * Ice Heiress
 * Duke
 * Centaur
 * Moustached starfish
 * Mantis
 * Apep
 * Member of the Cephalopodic Coterie
 * Technosapien
 * Homeworlder

Continuity

 * Auteur and the Shadow Spire previously featured in PROSE: A Bloody (And Public) Domaine.
 * The Homeworlders are referred to as "Chronarchs" (COMIC: 4-D War) and "Watchmakers". (PROSE: Christmas on a Rational Planet)
 * The observer effect is discussed. (PROSE: The Infinity Doctors, The Gallifrey Chronicles, The Cosmology of the Spiral Politic, et al.)
 * Auteur writes in a circular language that can program history. (TV: Rose, et al.)
 * Remembering Mars, Gustav thinks of hives, (AUDIO: Red Dawn, TV: Empress of Mars) swords, and rituals. (PROSE: Legacy, COMIC: Descendance)
 * Some people attending the auction heard cries of Peace from angels (PROSE: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) "skulled theatre troupes", (PROSE: What Keeps Their Lines Alive) and shadows that "seeped into their bedrooms at night". (PROSE: The Ugly Spirit)
 * Cortalian's Servitors are biodata-altered versions of massive, snake-like creatures from a forgotten swamp planet. (PROSE: Daring Initiation)
 * Kifah recalls that the War in Heaven has a history with auctions, usually "an exclusive event of a select few Wartime powers and one or two lucky lesser species" over "a bit of weaponry here, an ancient relic there". (PROSE: Alien Bodies)
 * Disembodied body parts of Homeworlders are sold with under the tagline "grow your own lord of history". (TV: Journey's End)
 * Items on auction include star systems in glass bottles, (PROSE: Dead Romance) red rockets "programmed to wapr reality and knock entire cities into a postmodern nightmare", (PROSE: This Town Will Never Let Us Go) a Homeworlder hybrid shrunk into a bottle, (COMIC: Return of the Daleks) and the gear shaft of a bus-shaped timeship that crashed into the City of the Saved. (PROSE: A Hundred Words from a Civil War)
 * A technosapien attends the auction. (PROSE: Weapons Grade Snake Oil, Happily Ever After Is a High-Risk Strategy)
 * Mars is in a constant state of temporal flux (PROSE: The Ninnies on Putney Common, Iris Wildthyme of Mars) due to Homeworld experiments, the fight between Sutekh and Horus, (AUDIO: The Judgment of Sutekh) and the enemy's overwriting narrative. (PROSE: The Book of the Enemy)
 * Following the death of the Eleven-Day Empire, (AUDIO: The Shadow Play) Faction Paradox is scattered and being picked off one by one by forces such as the Houses and the enemy. (PROSE: A Farewell to Arms, )
 * Apep was created as a "failsafe" when the Great Houses, themselves masters of stellar engineering, became frightened of the Osirian Court's potential threat to the engineered sun at the heart of their own empire. (AUDIO: The Ship of a Billion Years)
 * Kifah witnesses the forced regeneration of a humanoid Homeworlder into a monstrous form. Such weaponised regenerations were documented by The Book of the War both in regen-inf soldiers and in born members of House Military such as Entarodora. (PROSE: The Book of the War)
 * Apep was inoculated with anti-time. (AUDIO: Zagreus)
 * Auteur summarises the schism and civil war among the Osirians. (AUDIO: Body Politic, Words from Nine Divinities, et al.)