The Daft Dimension (DWM 559 comic story)

The eightieth instalment of The Daft Dimension was printed in DWM 559.

Summary
The Thirteenth Doctor has invited her other incarnations round for Christmas dinner. The First Doctor gives the Second Doctor a recorder as a Christmas gift, with the latter joyfully promising to treasure it. The Third Doctor, hearing this, reveals that he lost it ages ago, as the Fourth Doctor says that he would rather put Jelly babies in his mouth. The Fifth Doctor adds that he eventually found the recorder, but could not get the hang of it, while the Sixth Doctor condemned the Second Doctor's recorder playing as a "dreadful cacophony", as the Twelfth Doctor brings out his electric guitar and proudly calls it a real musical instrument. The Thirteenth Doctor admits to the readers that she regrets her decision: "Sigh! I knew it was a mistake to invite myselves to Christmas dinner!"

Characters

 * Thirteenth Doctor
 * Fugitive Doctor
 * First Doctor
 * Second Doctor
 * Third Doctor
 * Fourth Doctor
 * Fifth Doctor
 * Sixth Doctor
 * Seventh Doctor
 * Eighth Doctor
 * War Doctor
 * Ninth Doctor (with his back to the reader)
 * Tenth Doctor
 * Eleventh Doctor
 * Twelfth Doctor

Worldbuilding

 * The Seventh Doctor is playing the spoons.
 * A Christmas pudding is on the table.
 * The War Doctor is reading a copy of The Daleks, and appears so absorbed in it he is oblivious to what is happening at the dinner table.