Jo Is Making a Thing

"Jo Is Making a Thing" was a song sung by the Scorchies when Jo Grant was making crafts during their TV show. (AUDIO: The Scorchies)

Original lyrics

 * Jo is making a thing,
 * It's got lights that flash and go bing!
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * Jo is making a thing,
 * Press a button to eat like a king!
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * Because it's child's play,
 * To make a Souffle.
 * All you need is a little tap.
 * Make it! Bake it!
 * Chop and shake it!
 * It'll make it really spun!
 * Here's an eye-full,
 * Of a Trifle!
 * Cookin' up a jealousy pride.
 * Because Jo is making a thing!
 * Jo is making a thing,
 * Can we watch it fizzle and sing?
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * So, an a Monday,
 * We'll make a Flambe!
 * And it lasts for nearly a week!
 * A cheesy omelette,
 * Can make you forget,
 * If you're feeling less than magnifique!
 * I can do it!
 * Cordon Bleu it!
 * It's not my job for calling it tripe!
 * Because Jo is making a thing!


 * So if you're troubled and your hopes are thi-i-i-in,
 * Somebody says you'll never wi-i-i-in,
 * Come join with us,
 * It's time to fly to those gods up in the sky.


 * Jo is making a thing!
 * It's got lights that flash and go bing!
 * What a lovely thing to sing about!
 * What a lovely thing to spring about!
 * What a lovely highly fling about!
 * Jo making a thing!
 * Yeah!