Alfie (Fanboys)

Alfie (PROSE: Talented Witches) was by all accounts a police officer who was the father to his child(ren), who divorced his wife, who lived in County Durham. (PROSE: Fanboys, The Story of Fester Cat, Imaginary Boys, AUDIO: Imaginary Boys, PROSE: Miss Baumgarten's Trolls) However, the identity of his child(ren) and the era he lived in was contradictory.

By most accounts, he was a parent in the 1970s and 1980s, (PROSE: Fanboys, The Story of Fester Cat, PROSE: Miss Baumgarten's Trolls) but by other accounts, he was a parent in the 2000s and the 2010s. (AUDIO: Imaginary Boys, PROSE: Imaginary Boys)

His children were David and Chris, (PROSE: Fanboys) or just David, (PROSE: Miss Baumgarten's Trolls) or David Taylor, (AUDIO: Imaginary Boys, PROSE: Imaginary Boys) or Paul Magrs. (PROSE: The Story of Fester Cat)

Account one
According to one account, David and Chris' mam once considered calling their father after Chris left their home late one January night, though she decided against it. (PROSE: Fanboys)

Account three
He divorced his wife in the early 1970s, and due to the split, Paul sometimes stayed at his flat, and at other times, at his Mam's council house. In the 1980s, due to them having new romantic partners, Paul's Mam kept Paul's father and Brian apart, so only she and Paul's father interected with each other, meeting at the middle of Old Elvet Bridge in Durham to exchange Paul.

A several years later, Paul severed contact with his father, and Little Nanna refused to talk to Paul. In late 1996, after Big Nanna died, Paul's father told Paul the news over the phone, and after crying, Paul's father called Paul heartless due to Paul being queer. (PROSE: The Story of Fester Cat)