Ludens Nimrod Kendrick Cord Longstaff XLI

Emperor Ludens Nimrod Kendrick Cord Longstaff XLI, also known as Porridge, was a human emperor regarded as the defender of humanity and the imperator of known space. The Emperor was represented on the coins of the empire. Being, in the words of Angie Maitland, a "little bloke," he was made to be much taller in his statues. He hid from the Platoon and lived in Hedgewick's World of Wonders.

When the Eleventh Doctor, Clara Oswald, Angie Maitland and Artie Maitland visited the World of Wonders, he controlled a Cyberman when Artie was playing chess with it. Clara was put in charge of the platoon when the real Cybermen attacked. He helped her commanding the military staff. Later, when the Cybermen was temporally deactivated, he used the chance, activated the bomb the would implode the planet and teleported all the people in the room to his spaceship. The Cybermen and the planet were exploded, and Porridge's ship was now a safe distance from the danger. In the ship, he proposed to Clara, telling her that he had "never met someone" like her, and that she could be "the queen of a thousand galaxies, and the wife of the emperor". Clara refused, telling him that she did not want to be a queen. Porridge then jokingly ordered Clara and her three friends to be executed, then told them to go before he changed his mind. (TV: Nightmare in Silver)

Personality
Porridge said that being emperor was "the loneliest job in the Universe". He was glad to have some time where he could be an individual person rather than a ruler. Porridge admitted to Clara that he sometimes felt like a monster, confessing that he felt more sorry for the person who blew up a galaxy than for the billions of people who had died. He was attracted to Clara saying that she was smart and beautiful and he'd never met anyone like her. He even asked her to marry him but took her gentle rejection well and didn't get upset. Porridge also had a sense of humour, joking that he could have Clara, the Doctor and the Maitland children executed but then cheerfully sent them on their way. (TV: Nightmare in Silver)