Cricket bat

A cricket bat was the main offensive tool used by a cricket side. With it, the batsman hit the ball bowled to him and thereby protected his stumps and earned runs. (PROSE: Happy Endings) Made of wood, they required regular application of linseed oil for proper maintenance. (TV: Castrovalva)

Beyond the cricket pitch, they were commonly kept in British houses for self-protection. Amy Pond, for instance, once struck the Eleventh Doctor with one when she felt he had broken into her house. (TV: The Eleventh Hour) Similarly Mike Lyndon kept a cricket bat in his house for protection, which he once had to use against some burglars. (TV: Sleeper)

Teenage bully Francis Minto, however, used a cricket bat for offence, not defence — he used it twice to destroy snowmen in the playground of Coal Hill Secondary School. Susan Foreman thought for a moment he was about to attack her. When, the second time, the snowman came to life and attacked back, he ran and reportedly screamed like a little girl. (PROSE: Time and Relative)