How to be a Time Lord (novel)

How to be a Time Lord was the first book in the Official Guides series, published on 2 December 2014 by BBC Children's Books, written by Craig Donaghy, and illustrated by Dan Green and Folko Streese. The book was stylised as an in-universe guide on how to be a Time Lord, "improved" by the Eleventh Doctor with his own notes and illustrations.

Publisher's summary
This is the definitive guide on how to be a Time Lord written by the ancient Time Lords but hilariously improved/sabotaged by the Eleventh Doctor as a gift for his successor, the Twelfth Doctor. Throughout the factual Time Lord sections, the Doctor has crossed things out, added funny scribbles, silly doodles and post-it notes. The central section has been ripped out by an impatient Doctor and replaced with far more important/interesting stuff such as how to correctly wear a fez or dip a fish finger into custard, and other crucial things about how to be a time-travelling hero just like him.

Chapter Titles
(Bold indicates the chapters written by The Doctor)
 * 1) The Time Lords
 * 2) The Location of Gallifrey
 * 3) A Guide to Gallifrey
 * 4) Time Lord Biology
 * 5) Time Lord Regenerations
 * 6) The Time Lord Academy
 * 7) The Time Lord Council
 * 8) Notable Time Lords
 * 9) The Protectors of Gallifrey
 * 10) Time Lord History
 * 11) TARDIS Guide
 * 12) The Seal of Rassilon
 * 13) My NOT BORING introduction!
 * 14) Doctors- lots of them. All brilliant, of course!
 * 15) Companions
 * 16) My essentials- never leave the TARDIS without them!
 * 17) Earth. I'm rather fond of that rock.
 * 18) Enemies. WARNING! This bit is pretty scary.
 * 19) How to run! V. V. V. IMPORTANT! 
 * 20) Doctor Exercises (important for running)
 * 21) Things NOT to say to humans!
 * 22) How to handle UNIT
 * 23) How to play the recorder.
 * 24) All about jelly babies. So cute! So delicious!
 * 25) How to eat fish fingers and custard
 * 26) A guide to gross things. ESSENTIAL!
 * 27) How to use your celery
 * 28) How to spot aliens in disguise!
 * 29) Why bow ties are cool
 * 30) How to use an umbrella (not as easy as you'd think!)
 * 31) How to stop ALIEN INVASIONS! (easier than you'd think)
 * 32) Awesomely awesome gadgets
 * 33) How to fly my TARDIS!
 * 34) My photo scrapbook
 * 35) Handy references (not that handy)
 * 36) Brilliant things I can do (THERE ARE LOADS)
 * 37) Time Lord Technology
 * 38) Time Lord Myths and Legends
 * 39) Time Lord Rules
 * 40) Find Your Time Lord Name
 * 41) Time Lord Pledge
 * 42) The Ultimate Secrets of the Time Lords MY CERTIFICATE!

Worldbuilding
to be added

Continuity

 * The Doctor claims that he wrote this book as he has had a lot of spare time, specifying "over three-hundred-years". (TV: The Time of the Doctor)
 * The Doctor writes a note suggesting that Clara might get upset over his regeneration and new face. (TV: Deep Breath)
 * The Eleventh Doctor has at least 408 rules. (TV: The Time of Angels, Let's Kill Hitler)