Bang-Bang-a-Boom! (audio story)

 was the thirty-ninth monthly Doctor Who audio story produced by Big Finish Productions. It was the second audio story to feature Sylvester McCoy's Seventh Doctor and Melanie Bush played by Bonnie Langford.

As with the prior Mel story, The One Doctor, it was in many ways a parody — though this time of both Star Trek and the Eurovision Song Contest. Indeed, the title itself is a pun on "", the 1969 song by that gave a rare Eurovision win to the United Kingdom.

Publisher's summary
Dark Space 8 — an advanced monitoring station floating serenely among the stars. Its crew — a dedicated and highly-skilled group of professionals, calmly going about their vital work. Its mission — to boldly host the Intergalactic Song Contest.

With representatives from myriad worlds competing, the eyes of the universe are on the station. But dark deeds are afoot aboard Dark Space 8... and people are starting to die.

The haughty Queen Angvia; the gaseous gestalt Gholos; disposable pop idol Nicky Newman; erratic Professor Fassbinder; and the icily-efficient Dr Eleanor Harcourt — all are suspects. Could old political rivalries be manifesting themselves among the contestants? Is this the work of a breakaway terrorist faction? Or has someone just got it in for singer-songwriters?

With peace in the galaxy hanging by a thread, it's vital that the mystery is solved — and fast! Can Dark Space 8's unconventional new commander, with the help of his personal pilot, Mel, find the murderer in time to prevent a major intergalactic war?

Or will it be nul points for the entire universe...?

Plot
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Cast

 * The Doctor - Sylvester McCoy
 * Melanie Bush - Bonnie Langford
 * Dr. Eleanor Harcourt - Sabina Franklyn
 * Professor Ivor Fassbinder - Graeme Garden
 * Lieutenant Strindberg - Vidar Magnussen
 * Loozly - Nickolas Grace
 * Angvia - Patricia Quinn
 * Nicky Newman - Anthony Spargo
 * Geri / Cyrene - Jane Goddard
 * Logan - David Tughan
 * News anchorman - Gareth Roberts
 * Robot waiter / Tannoy voice - Barnaby Edwards
 * Ice Warrior juror / Announcer - Nicholas Pegg
 * The Breebles - Gareth Jenkins
 * The Breebles - Andy Hardwick
 * Continuity announcer - Nicholas Briggs

The Doctor

 * The Doctor cannot speak Gholos' language.
 * The Doctor previously placed a whistle in Mel's pocket.
 * Queen Angvia finds the Doctor's "deep grey eyes" and the way that his hair curls under his hat attractive.
 * Mel jokingly suggests that the Doctor may be having "a mid-regeneration crisis."

Individuals

 * Commander John Ballard was the leader of the Perseus expedition, famous for overthrowing an ancient super-computer that had fooled its population into thinking they were in paradise. Ballard's mind was too strong for it.
 * The Doctor describes the Tudors as "splendid chaps, all of them."
 * Dr. Eleanor Harcourt enjoyed a close personal relationship with Commander Keele before his death.
 * The readers of Entropy Magazine voted Nicky Newman as the fifth most famous person in the galaxy.
 * Both Mel and Commentator Logan refer to Queen Angvia as a "valkyrie."
 * The Doctor refers to René Descartes as an "old friend."
 * Professor Fassbinder's wife was killed by a sweat vampire more than 20 years earlier.
 * Angvia is the fourteenth queen of the House of Silcitor.

The TARDIS

 * The Doctor intended to materialise the TARDIS in the Maison Rouge restaurant in Paris.

Space stations

 * Dark Space 8's previous commanding officer Paul Keele died of the Orion flu. He was infected with it while in the process of defeating a silicon-based lifeform which intended to enslave all carbon-based lifeforms.
 * Dark Space 8 has been online for 4,816 days.
 * Dark Space 8 has a crew of 210.
 * Achilles 4 is the host to the All Worlds Peace Convention. Golos and Angvia are parties to the convention.
 * Star Island 12 contains the Earth embassy of the Shak'Rok Empire.

Intergalactic Song Contest

 * There have been 308 previous Intergalactic Song Contests.
 * Contestants in the 309th contest include Earth (represented by Nicky Newman), Mars, Ferazferon, the Cissadian Cephalopods, Drahva (represented by Maaga 29), the Architects of Algol, the Breebles and the Freznixx of Braal.
 * Songs featured include Drahva's Clone Love, Argol's Don't Push Your Tentacle Too Far (sung by Billionus Groo-Fang of the Arkol star cluster), and Angvia's Gozraj-a-dett (My Love is as Limitless as a Black Hole, and I'm Pulling You Over the Event Horizon).
 * Representing Earth in lieu of Nicky Newman, the Doctor wins the Intergalactic Song Contest by playing the spoons.

Species

 * The Angvians are a matriarchal society.
 * Angvian females can emit pheromones from their armpits that makes the males of other species, including Time Lords, fall for them.
 * Geri is a Pakhar.
 * Ice Warriors vote in the Intergalactic Song Contest.
 * Gholos believes that Time Lords are mythical.

Conflicts

 * During their conflict, Golos broke the Tenebros IV peace treaty and the Fringe Worlds of the Zordon Nebula were settled by Angvia in violation of this treaty. However, Queen Angvia claims that they were invited in by the natives.

Planets

 * The Doctor has previously visited Angvia. It has many trees but no major pits.

Foods and beverages

 * The Doctor recalls the delights of the pastry chefs on Barastabon.

Star Trek parodies
This story generally spoofs the Star Trek franchise and its storytelling styles. The more direct examples of this include:
 * "Dark Space 8" is a direct spoof of Deep Space 9, both in name and in function as an outpost serving as a hub to many species.
 * The "Captain's log" style voiceovers.
 * The United Federation of Planets-style command structure and clearly-defined crew.
 * The repeated catchphrases of the crewmembers.
 * Over the course of the previous seven years, the crew had dealt with a sweat vampire, an alien claiming to be God, a plague which stripped them of their inhibitions and a silicon-based lifeform which threatened to enslave all other lifeforms. Furthermore, Dr. Harcourt's reference to the space station's senior officers being sent back in time to medieval Wales would appear to be a reference to the numerous time travel episodes of Star Trek.
 * Fassbinder's made-up technobabble echoes Star Trek's style. The name "Fassbinder" may be deliberately similar to the term "Feinberger" in Star Trek, which was the behind-the-scenes term to refer to 's diagnostic instruments and other such props (after property master Irving Feinberg).
 * Several of the musical cues deliberately echo elements from the original Star Trek series.

Continuity

 * Pakhars first appeared in PROSE: Legacy.
 * The Third Doctor previously impersonated a commanding officer in order to salvage a peace process on Peladon in the 39th century. (TV: The Curse of Peladon)
 * Mel describes the Doctor's propensity to mangle and combine Earth proverbs as "really annoying." (TV: Time and the Rani)
 * The Doctor refers to the Masterbakers of Barastabon. (AUDIO: The Church and the Crown, The One Doctor)
 * The Doctor remembers Mel's problems with lifts. (TV: Paradise Towers)
 * The Breebles and Earth's anthem both featured among Mentos' Super Brain questions. (AUDIO: The One Doctor)
 * Nicky Newman subsequently won the Intergalactic Song Contest. The renegade Time Lady Iris Wildthyme was in attendance and met her future husband Sam Gold. (AUDIO: The Sound of Fear)