The Dead Men Diaries

 was the name of Bernice Summerfield's autobiography. It was written "under duress", as her publisher had sent along two bounty hunters, Mr Plurk and Mr Scozz, to ensure that she finished by her deadline.

Instead of writing about her life, Benny searched the Galaxy Wide Web for accounts written by others, then gathered them into book form for her autobiography. (PROSE: The Dead Men Diaries)