The Death of Fifi (comic story)

 was the first story of The Happiness Patrol series, published by Cutaway Comics in issues of SFX. It was written by Andrew Cartmel with art by Adrian Salmon. The story concerned the backstory of Helen A and Fifi, as a prequel to The Happiness Patrol.

1: First Degree Grief
A young Helen L lives in a lighthouse on a cliff with her parents. She falls off the cliff and is believed to be dead. However, she returns to find her parents mourning her, and turns them in for their act of grief to Sultana Myles (Smyles B), head of the Happiness Patrol. Smyles B sees potential in Helen.

2: Meeting Fifi
Helen, now ranked Helen H, contests with Gillian H for the position of squad leader at Gladness Academy, but loses. As squad leader, Gillian H is given a Stigorax, Fifi. Fifi bonds with Helen H and sniffs out contraband pity porn in Gillian's locker, causing her to be arrested and sent to Chuckle Camp.

3: Funeral Comedian
Smyles B attends the funeral of Christine A, fellow founder of the Happiness Patrol and First Citizen. Afterwards, Helen and Fifi find a comedian returning to mourn and kill him, which impresses Smyles B.

4: Stand Up Tragedy
Helen, now ranked Helen D, leads her entire squad and Fifi to an underground tragedy club to find killjoys. They find the on-stage tragedian is her old rival Gillan, now demoted to Gillian Q. Gillian tries to escape in an air duct, but Fifi chases after her and after some time catches her. The other killjoys are executed.

Characters

 * Helen A
 * Fifi
 * Smyles B
 * Helen A's parents
 * Gillian Q
 * Christine A
 * Comedian

Continuity

 * The Happiness Patrol aim to eradicate killjoys. (TV: The Happiness Patrol)
 * Helen prefers execution by firing squad. (TV: The Happiness Patrol)