Board Thread:Tales from the Tardis/@comment-188432-20130505151954

Once again we are called upon to defend the honour of Doctor Who against the Wikia hordes. Go now to the SciFi wiki and vote for the TARDIS as the best ship in science fiction history!

Click here to vote!

This is our hardest round yet! We're already substantially behind the USS Enterprise-D. But I would hasten to remind everyone that D means Destroyed. By Deanna Troi's piloting skills. Totally destroyed. Has the TARDIS ever been permanently destroyed? Hell, no! Can you destroy the TARDIS? Of course not. It's the best ship in the universe.

[http://tinyurl.com/cdyp6cq Go now. Vote now.]

If you think this is an impossible choice, remember these points:
 * The Enterprise-Destroyed was captained by the guy who had to move to California because he couldn't find steady work in Britain.
 * The Enterprise-Destroyed so desperately wanted to retain the acting services of Jonathan Frakes that they continued to allow William Riker to implausibly pass up other captaincies on a semi-regular basis.
 * We must vigorously assert that a ship that would not let their only Emmy-winning cast member to sit in the captain's chair is in no position to extoll the virtues of a meritocracy. Do not reward the Enterprise-Destroyed's hypocrisy!
 * We must honestly survey the quality of that ship's child actors versus those that Andy Pryor has found for Doctor Who. Who would you rather have on your ship? Will Wheaton or Caitlin Blackwood?
 * And which Doctor would you really want to have on board? Katherine "Perma-Frown" Pulaski?  Beverly "The Dancing Doctor" Crusher?  Puh-lease.  The question you need to ask yourself is who's gonna just save your life in a crisis, and who's gonna have you on a bio-bed spouting technobabble at you?

 