The Lonely Computer (short story)

The Lonely Computer was a short prose story published online on two pages totalling 3,055 words.

Summary
Landing in 800, The Doctor and Donna find Holy Roman Emperor Charlmagne kidnapped by an insane computer...

Plot
When trying to reach 1985 for a shopping trip, the TARDIS drags the Doctor and Donna off course by 1,200 years, landing them in Belgium in the year 800. They arrive in a pantry used for storing vegetables and meat. Using his sonic screwdriver, the Doctor opens the only door avaliable but are told to stop by two guards who takes them into the kitchen. A man named Baldebert confronts them and declares the Doctor as the Emporer's official food taster. Baldebert welcomes them to the court of Charlemagne. He then lets the Doctor tast several dishes to see if they are poisoned. In the middle of testing, a young boy named Macon runs in, declaring that Charlemagne had disappeared. The Doctor becomes worried, because the Emporer had a meeting with the Pope later that day and if that meeting did not happen, then Charlemagne would never have been crowned head of the Roman Empire. The Doctor and Donna follow Macon to the place where Charlemagne had disappeared. There the Doctor finds quantum detritus, which is left behind when someone or something has been taken out of time.

Just then, the Doctor and Donna disappear and find themselves in a palace that had long since been abandoned. A booming voice informs them that they are in the Palace of Hy-Ridion; the Doctor looks out the window to see they are not on Earth. The voice introduces itself as Momus and says they are on Planet 12 of the Ridion Alliance. Momus says that the Doctor is the final guest in the Great Dinner Party, which Momus has spent a long time gathering. Momus himself is a small computer hovering in the air. A hidden door in the wall opens to reveal some of history's greatest leaders, artists and scientists (including Charlemagne) who were arguing and demanding that they be released. The Doctor has a talk with Momus; he says that after his planet's population of great scientists decreased after the Seven Hundred Year War, he decided to bring all of Earth's greatest minds to bring the planet to a new age. The Doctor reasons with Momus and persuades him to take the people home.

Characters
Donna also thinks she recognises Galileo Galilei but his presence wasn't confirmed.
 * Tenth Doctor
 * Donna Noble
 * Momus
 * Baldebert
 * Macon
 * Charlemagne
 * Cleopatra
 * Winston Churchill
 * Michelangelo
 * Noel Coward
 * Francis Drake
 * Caligula
 * Cher
 * Boudicca
 * Joan of Arc

Continuity

 * The Doctor would later recall walking through the forest with a bow and arrow in DW: The Unicorn and the Wasp.

Timeline

 * The Lonely Computer occurs after NSA: The Nemonite Invasion
 * The Lonely Computer occurs before DW: The Unicorn and the Wasp