User:PotatoesAreMyLife123

Hello. I am dead. Are you? Perhaps you are. I hope so. If you are dead, well, you know what happens to those who speak to the living. Hm. Are you... *shudders* ...alive?

I wish I could meet someone alive. Wait, what's that!? What's that you say!? You know someone who's alive? Amazing! I wish I did! I heard that they can't touch us! Anyone dead, they cannot feel! Amazing!

How did you die?

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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry to hear you're still alive. Well, I suppose it's not to late, you aren't immortal yet!

Or are you?