Bloody Ages Ago (comic story)

Bloody Ages Ago was a comic story by Tim Quinn and Dicky Howett originally published in an unlicenced publication and reprinted in Drawing Breath.

This wiki only covers its publication within Drawing Breath.

Summary
Two cavemen inadvertedly hijack the Doctor's TARDIS and take it to the 20th century. However, they are assaulted in a case of mistaken identity with punishments for their crimes waiting for them back in the Stone Age.

Characters

 * First Doctor
 * First caveman
 * Second caveman
 * Policeman

Worldbuilding

 * The second caveman theorises that the Doctor's TARDIS is a "time capsule trapped in some incredible anti-matter-time-warp-max-factor 3".
 * The two caveman are unaware of the Doctor's identity with the second stating that he wouldn't want to meet him outside a junkyard on a dark night.
 * There is a sign pointing in the direction of the Tribe of Gum.
 * Being inside the Doctor's TARDIS makes the first caveman want to poo.
 * An issue of Doctor Who Magazine is present in the TARDIS.
 * The cavemen use the exclamation "Dinosaur's gonads!".
 * The second caveman surmises that their landing place in the 20th century is "certainly not" the Valley of Igg.
 * Fans outside a concert hall mistake the cavemen for ZZ Top and scream and punch in attempts to interact with them. The cavemen believe this act indicates hunger. They lose their clothing and clubs in the attack.
 * Upon returning to the Stone Age, the cavemen are arrested for stealing the Doctor's time machine and appearing naked in a kid's comic.
 * The police officer calls the Doctor a "looney".