Bang-Bang-a-Boom! (audio story)

Publisher's summary
Dark Space 8 — an advanced monitoring station floating serenely among the stars. Its crew — a dedicated and highly-skilled group of professionals, calmly going about their vital work. Its mission — to boldly host the Intergalactic Song Contest.

With representatives from myriad worlds competing, the eyes of the universe are on the station. But dark deeds are afoot aboard Dark Space 8... and people are starting to die.

The haughty Queen Angvia; the gaseous gestalt Gholos; disposable pop idol Nicky Newman; erratic Professor Fassbinder; and the icily-efficient Dr Eleanor Harcourt — all are suspects. Could old political rivalries be manifesting themselves among the contestants? Is this the work of a breakaway terrorist faction? Or has someone just got it in for singer-songwriters?

With peace in the galaxy hanging by a thread, it's vital that the mystery is solved — and fast! Can Dark Space 8's unconventional new commander, with the help of his personal pilot, Mel, find the murderer in time to prevent a major intergalactic war?

Or will it be nul points for the entire universe...?

Cast

 * The Doctor - Sylvester McCoy
 * Melanie Bush - Bonnie Langford
 * Dr Eleanor Harcourt - Sabina Franklyn
 * Prof Ivor Fassbinder - Graeme Garden
 * Lieutenant Strindberg - Vidar Magnussen
 * Loozly - Nickolas Grace
 * Angvia - Patricia Quinn
 * Nicky Newman - Anthony Spargo
 * Geri - Jane Goddard
 * Logan - David Tughan

Star Trek parodies
This story generally spoofs Star Trek and its storytelling style. The more direct examples of this include:
 * "Dark Space 8" is a direct spoof of Deep Space 9, both in name and in function as an outpost serving as a hub to many species.
 * The 'Captain's log' voiceovers.
 * The Federation-style command structure and clearly-defined crew.
 * The repeated catchphrases of the crewmembers.
 * The crew had recently dealt with a sweat vampire, an alien claiming to be God, and a silicon-based lifeform which threatened to enslave all other lifeforms.
 * Fassbinder's made-up technobabble echos Star Trek's style. The name "Fassbinder" in Star Trek, is the proper term to refer to Dr. McCoy's "lighted salt shaker" diagnostic instrument.

Continuity

 * Pakhars first appeared in Legacy.
 * This is the second 'Christmas/Comedy' release, the first being The One Doctor.
 * The Doctor previously impersonated a commanding officer in order to salvage a peace process in DW: The Curse of Peladon.

Timeline

 * Bang-Bang-A-Boom! occurs after ST: Daisy Chain
 * Bang-Bang-A-Boom! occurs before BFA: Flip-Flop