Seamus Vampire

Sir Seamus Vampire was a famous Irish actor who was married to Lady Vampire.

He won an Oscar for his portrayal of Dr. Da in Doctor Da and the Humanies, but, due to the dense crowd, his chauffeur was unable to ferry him to the cinema where the premier was to take place, and instead drove Sir Seamus back to his hotel. (NOTVALID: Film Star Wins Oscar—Misses Premiere!)

Behind the scenes

 * Sir Seamus Vampire is an evident parody of Peter Cushing, who portrayed Dr. Who in Dr. Who and the Daleks; his last name of "Vampire" alludes to Cushing's fame for portraying Van Helsing in Hammer's Dracula film series.