The Fantastic, Fabulous Gallery of Characters That Nearly Made It Into Closing Time but Didn't for Some Reason (short story)

, titled Who Isn't Who on the contents page, was a short story published in October 2011 in The Brilliant Book 2012.

Despite the title, the story mostly did not actually refer to the episode Closing Time in a fourth-wall-breaking way, with the Doctor's narration simply describing people from Craig Owens' life who failed to be involved in Craig and the Doctor's adventure fighting the Cybermen.

Summary
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Characters

 * "Roy Robins"
 * Craig Owens
 * Sophie
 * Alfie Owens
 * Melina
 * Clare
 * David Jenkins
 * Val
 * Tom
 * Kustodians of Exedor
 * Andrew
 * John-Joe
 * Kelly
 * Don Petheridge
 * Andrea Groom
 * Philip Nutt
 * Nina
 * Roy Tomlin
 * Tim Tomlin
 * Jeff Green

Worldbuilding

 * Melina and David Jenkins went to the Fox & Goose pub on the High Street.
 * Exedor is a time-locked conjunction of seventeen galaxies.
 * Jeff Green was the manager of Sanderson & Grainger.
 * The Doctor claimed to have sold coal to Newcastle, Igloos to inuits, and string vests to Sea Devils.

Continuity

 * The Doctor is still letting everyone think that he is dead. (TV: The Wedding of River Song)