Dad (Is Your Dad An Evil Alien?)

A Dad was speculated by Dicky Howett and Tim Quinn to secretly be an alien living in hiding on Earth. To advertise their Alien Extermination Kit, they published a quiz allowing kids to figure out whether their father was this evil alien. According to the quiz, the Dad would wield a limb-cutting Flesh Nullifier, have a Sledge Hammer Arm Extension, be sensitive to Anti-Space Invader Bazooka fired up his nostrils, and be prone to using reptilian curses. (NOTVALID: Is Your Dad An Evil Alien?)