The Bekdel Test (audio story)

 was the first story of the audio anthology, The Diary of River Song: Series Five.

Publisher's summary
Back at the start of her imprisonment, Doctor Song becomes a guinea pig for an innovative new security system.

But it's her fellow prisoners she needs to be most wary of.

Because it's early days for, too. The Doctor is dead, and she is outraged that somebody else killed him first...

Plot
to be added

Cast

 * River Song - Alex Kingston
 * - Michelle Gomez
 * Director - Laurence Kennedy
 * Zerelda - Fiona Hampton
 * Darial - Richenda Carey
 * Hewel / Prison Guard / Cubes - Andrew Fettes

Continuity

 * River at first wonders if the solidogram of the Director is an android, or Flesh. Both River herself as a baby and, earlier, her mother Amy Pond were replaced by Flesh duplicates in a ploy by Kovarian. (TV: The Almost People, A Good Man Goes to War)
 * Later in life, River would be able spot androids on sight, claiming they're "rubbish". (TV: Silence in the Library)
 * Missy becomes disappointed when River remarks "she has the wrong person". Missy asks if she wasn't the Time Lord she was hoping for. (TV: Silence in the Library, et al.)
 * River recalls the Doctor's "death" and subsequent disposal at sea. (TV: The Impossible Astronaut)
 * Missy alludes to once having come back to life after getting burned on a funeral pyre herself. (TV: Last of the Time Lords, The End of Time)
 * Missy observes that a universe without the Doctor "scarcely bears thinking about." (TV: The Five Doctors)
 * Missy notes that her title is known "universally". (TV: Terror of the Autons)
 * Missy accepts that the Doctor is "almost" her intellectual equal. (TV: Terror of the Autons)
 * Missy turns a pile of dirt into a weapon. She will later do the same with leaves, turning it into a gun. (TV: The Lie of the Land)
 * The Master met the Doctor on his first day at the Academy and the latter probably had a crush on him. (TV: World Enough and Time)
 * River refers to the Master's regeneration into female form as an "upgrade". (TV: The Witch's Familiar)
 * River notes that she herself has regenerated "a couple" of times. (TV: Day of the Moon, Let's Kill Hitler)