The Snag Finders (comic story)

Part One
Once the best sanitary engineers in the solar system but now relegated to ‘snag finding’ in the lower levels of Space Station Alpha, (the largest artificial satellite in orbit around the Earth in the year 3769), Welding Robot X-5 ‘Bert’ and his mate Jimmy, are carrying out routine inspection of a waste outlet pipe that appears to have gone missing. Jimmy is working on snag finding duties to raise money to repair his broken bionic rivet gun attached to his arm. When it is fixed they can both return to the top executive levels working for better credits. All of a sudden though, Bert’s antigrav goes offline and he falls down a thruster duct where he meets the Doctor. All suited up, the Doctor is impressed to find a Technomatics – “the best construction robots ever invented”. Introductions however are cut short when Bert connections seem to fail and he accidently zooms off dragging the Doctor behind with him. When he finally comes to rest they are rejoined by Jimmy. The Doctor diagnoses Bert’s erratic behaviour attributing it to a secret signal on an unauthorised wavelength emanating from Block 17. Taking Bert’s receptors offline, Bert and Jimmy accompany the Doctor to investigate the source of the signal. Behind closed doors in the waste containment block they find armed and unfriendly androids that once disturbed become activated and threaten to “terminate the humanoids”. Escaping down the missing waste outlet pipe the Doctor, Jimmy and Bert come face to face with the Klytode, who unlike its guard androids is ready. “Ready to destroy the planet Earth”! …

Part Two
The Klytode is armed with a cobalt bomb ”the most destructive weapon in the solar system”. The bomb is primed to explode and cause Space Station Alpha to be blasted out of orbit and crash into the Earth. Bert leaps into action, snatches the bomb from the Klytode and carries Jimmy and the Doctor off – pursuded by the androids. Deep within the Space Station they are unable to call for help but the Klytode is also unable to send a low frequency delta waves signal needed to detonate the bomb. The Klytode doesn’t give up and captures up with them on the higher levels where the Klytode takes back possession of the bomb. The Klytode (a gestalt being – a powerful mind with many bodies is planning on using the bomb to crash into the Earth, setting off a chain of events that will change the climate of the planet and see it reborn as a Klytode paradise. The Klytode brethren will then arrive and drain the planet, turning it into an exhausted husk like its own home world on the edge of the Aktren galaxy and other planets that the Klytode have inhabited. But the Doctor has a plan. On the Doctor’s command Bert begins to send a jamming signal on the same unauthorised frequency as was used to scramble his own controls. The Androids are rendered useless and the Klytode weakened. Snatching back the bomb, the Doctor quickly carries out repairs to Jimmy’s bionic rivet canon and shoots the bomb into space. Help soon arrives and the Klytode is arrested and sent back to the Artren galaxy, while Bert and Jimmy (now with a repaired rivet cannon), are destined to become executive waste engineers once again.

Named Individuals

 * The Doctor
 * Jimmy
 * Welder Bot X-5 'Bert'
 * Klytode

Original print details
Publication with page count and closing captions
 * 1) DWA Issue 26 (6 pages) DON’T MISS PART TWO IN THE NEXT ISSUE!
 * 2) DWA Issue 27 (6 pages) JOIN THE DOCTOR AND MARTHA FOR AN AMAZING NEW ADVENTURE NEXT ISSUE!
 * No reprints to date.

Continuity

 * The Doctor uses his Sonic screwdriver as both a torch and to effect repairs to the bionic rivot gun.

Timeline

 * This story occurs after DWAM: Green Fingers
 * This story occurs before DWBIT: The Power of the Cybermen