Ever Wondered What Happened At.. The Auditions For The Seven Doctors? (comic story)

 was a comic story by Tim Quinn and Dicky Howett included in the DWMS 25th Anniversary Special.

Summary
Across the decades, seven actors audition for the part of the Doctor.

Characters

 * William Hartnell
 * Patrick Troughton
 * Jon Pertwee
 * Peter Davison
 * Colin Baker
 * Sylvester McCoy
 * Susan Foreman
 * Ian Chesterton
 * Barbara Wright
 * John Nathan-Turner
 * Dalek
 * Cyberman
 * Zygon

Worldbuilding

 * Somebody asks Bill to remember he's not in The Army Game anymore.
 * Somebody asks for a little less Charlie Chaplin in Pat's portrayal after being smothered by a pie.
 * Jon's costume is criticised; it resembles Worzel Gummidge.
 * Tom Baker doesn't need scripts so they are all thrown out of a window.
 * Someboby in 1974 is reading It's Bigger on the Inside.
 * JNT thinks Peter will make an excellent Doctor once he gets out of his veterinarian kick. He watches Peter deliver a Dalek baby.
 * JNT tells Colin the nice thing about his contract is the gauaranteed eighteen month holiday each season.
 * Sylvester wants to play the Doctor with Hartnell's irritabilty, Cushing's senility, Troughton's lovability, Pertwee's suavity, Baker's insanity, Davison's sensitivity and Baker's intensity. JNT asks if this might cause any problems and he is very indecisive.