Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)

Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos was a short story released on the now-defunct Vince Cosmos website, tying in to Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective.

The story was styled to look like a transcription of a radio interview between Timothy Bold and the titular Vince Cosmos.

Plot
On Listen to the Stars!, Timothy Bold asks Vince Cosmos if his blue hair is his natural colour. Vince confirms that it is. Timothy then asks about Vince's new album, "Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective". Vince tells Timothy about the recent popularity of the album.

Timothy then asks Vince about what fan mail he receives, and Vince tells him about how he'd like to respond to every letter, but can't due to the sheer amount. He also adds that he had recently hired a new personal assistant.

Timothy then asks Vince about how he comes up with the ideas for his lyrics, and Vince tells him that he doesn't, as it is all real. Timothy asks Vince if he can imagine where he will be when he's sixty, which Vince cannot imagine.

Concluding the interview, Vince tells the listeners about his new single "Nefarious", and that it's available for download, before correcting himself, saying it's available to be purchased in high street shops.

Characters

 * Timothy "Timmy" Bold
 * Vince Cosmos

Referenced only

 * Vince's personal assistant

Worldbuilding

 * Vince once had blonde hair, then silver.
 * Vince thinks that his assistant came from Scotland or Sunderland.

Continuity

 * Poppy Munday is Vince's personal assistant. (AUDIO:  Glam Rock Detective)
 * Vince had several attempts on his life, one at the Hammersmith Odeon, (PROSE: Enter Wildthyme, Biography) and at the Royal Variety. (PROSE: Biography)
 * "Freaks" with ray guns were also involved. (PROSE: Enter Wildthyme, AUDIO:  Glam Rock Detective)