Dildo

Ram Singh suggested that Miss Quill's pen was a dildo. (PROSE: )

Iris Wildthyme once disguised a "time ring-thing" as a black dildo, dubbing it the Time Cock. (PROSE: )

John 316 claimed that something was as subtle as "them" slapping one "upside the head" with a dildo with the word "exposition" written on it in 72-pt bold impact font. (GRAPHIC: )