Resurrection of the Author (short story)

Resurrection of the Author was a 2021 online short story written and illustrated by Aristide Twain and featuring the Faction Paradox character Auteur, commercially licensed from his creator Jacob Black.

The story was an official crossover between the Doctor Who universe and the continuity of The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, on whose official website it was released as the final instalment of the series' 2020 Advent Calendar alongside a simultaneous Issuu release. The story was the second DWU crossover in this Advent Calendar and directly tied in with the first: Auteur's Abecedarium by Jacob Black.

Issuu version
Solo edition of the 2021 New Year's Day crossover between "The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids" and the "Doctor Who" universe, featuring a licensed appearance by the DWU character of Auteur. Written & illustrated by Aristide Twain. This edition contains additional material not present in the website version.

Plot
Auteur is trapped in an empty oxbow timeline, left behind after the "Noble-woman" through whom he had created a twisted parallel world managed to put Time back on track. Alone and dying, he breaks down and cries ink, which he uses to scrawl some ancient glyphs on the pavement with his finger, which state that "This is only the beginning". He believes that, however long it may take, this will ensure that he eventually returns.

Centuries later, three Retconning Crocodiles arrive in the oxbow timeline, scouting it out to see if it would make a suitable base. They find Auteur and awaken him, physically regressing his body to an earlier point in his lifetime to be able to converse with him. They demonstrate to him that they have an understanding of the universe that is compatible with his and make an offer; they will resurrect him more lastingly if he agrees to help them try to get the better of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids.

Flattered, Auteur agrees. Because they "want [him] at his best", the Crocodiles regress him back along his timeline once again, having him carry out the work during his imprisonment in the Shadow Spire. Once this is done, Auteur wakes up, alone but now in a revitalised body; he once again has his shadow-skin and his old grimoire has been returned to him. Surprised at the Crocodiles having seemingly made no attempt to trick him out of his just deserts, Auteur soon discovers that he has indeed been outsmarted; the Crocodiles have deposited him back where he started, in the crumbling oxbow timeline, which scholars will one day call the Sanctum of the Heretic.

Characters

 * Auteur
 * Retconning Crocodiles
 * Noble-woman

Events

 * The First Auction in Heaven happened during a period in the Third Universe's history that the Retconning Crocodiles call "its temporal Wilderness Years", an era characterised by temporal warfare, wanton retconning and plentiful "flotsam and jetsam of history".

Individuals

 * The Retconning Crocodiles claim that the Creator of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids was the equivalent of "a lovechild of Urizen and Nikola Tesla" if that child had then "pursued a double career in robotics and biodata-manipulation".
 * Auteur is described by the Crocodiles as having once beena Lord of the Third Universe… a Sun Builder", further defining him as "a living sprocket in its celestial machinery".
 * Auteur likes to think of himself as "a dread villain".

Locations

 * The Sanctum of the Heretic's sky is "reddened by paradox". It is disdainfully referred to by one of the Crocodiles as "Beetle dung".

Organisations

 * The Retconning Crocodiles belong to the Collective of Retconning Crocodiles.

Universes

 * The Cupid Homeworld is a pocket dimension.
 * Although now dwelling in the Time Sewers, the Crocodiles claim to have originated in the Prime Universe, like the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids.

Continuity

 * Auteur is briefly regressed to a face he wore prior to becoming his familiar skeletal self: an old man with a grey beard, (PROSE: Going Once, Going Twice) as well as to his days of imprisonment inside the Shadow Spire. (PROSE: A Bloody (And Public) Domaine) It is while back in this period of his life that he writes an Abecedarium meant for the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids. (PROSE: Auteur's Abecedarium)
 * The Retconning Crocodiles claim that they attended the First Auction in Heaven before erasing all traces of their visit from Time to avoid being drawn into its universe's then-ongoing temporal conflicts. (PROSE: Going Once, Going Twice)
 * Auteur's universe is spoken of by the Retconning Crocodiles as "the Third Universe". (AUDIO: Quinnis)
 * Auteur was played by [REDACTED] on the BBC television series, F[REDACTED] P[REDACTED], between 2067 and 7898. (PROSE: Auteur's Abecedarium)