Bernard Socks on Poetry (poem)

 was a poem written by Paul Magrs and published on his blog Lost on Magrs, told from the perspective of Bernard Socks. It was the fifth such poem to be published on the website.

1. Bernard Socks Responds to Criticism
Bernard Socks is grumpy at Jeremy for criticising his poetry.

2. Bernard Socks Reflects on Form and Content
Bernard Socks muses on the fact that his poetry is about cat things.

3. Bernard Socks on Editing
Bernard Socks compares the editing of poetry to washing oneself.

4. Bernard Socks at the Open Mic
Bernard Socks sings.

5. Bernard Socks on humankind
Bernard Socks muses on the fact that humans are crazy.

Worldbuilding
to be added

Characters

 * Bernard Socks
 * Jeremy