Jo Is Making a Thing

"Jo Is Making a Thing" was a song sung by the Scorchies when Jo Grant was making crafts during their TV show. They later sang a reprise of it as Jo and Professor Baffle attempted to counteract the Doctor's attack. (AUDIO: The Scorchies)

Original lyrics

 * Jo is making a thing,
 * It's got lights that flash and go bing!
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * Jo is making a thing,
 * Press a button to eat like a king!
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * Because it's child's play,
 * To make a Souffle.
 * All you need is a little time.
 * Make it! Bake it!
 * Chocolate shake it!
 * It'll make it really sublime!
 * Here's an eye-full,
 * Of a Trifle!
 * Cookin' up a jelly surprise.
 * Because Jo is making a thing.


 * Jo is making a thing,
 * Can we watch it fizzle and zing?
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * So, an a Monday,
 * We'll make a Flambe!
 * And it lasts for nearly a week!
 * A cheesy omelette,
 * Can make you forget,
 * If you're feeling less than magnifique!
 * I can do it!
 * Cordon Bleu it!
 * It's not much of a culinary trial
 * Because Jo is making a thing!


 * Jo is making a thing!
 * It's got lights that flash and go bing!
 * What a lovely thing to sing about!
 * What a lovely thing to spring about!
 * What a lovely highland fling about!
 * Jo making a thing!
 * Yeah!

Reprise lyrics

 * Jo is making a thing,
 * It's held together with a piece of string!
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * Jo is making a thing,
 * Let's hope it goes with a swing!
 * Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * So, take a Felt Tip,
 * With a Firm Grip,
 * And Scribble in your Colouring Book.
 * Take a fork and,
 * A cork in your hand!
 * And swing it round like a Grappling Hook!
 * We make it so cool,
 * Here at our Play-School,
 * Cut out the Gobbledy-Gook!
 * Because Jo is making a thing.


 * Jo is making a thing,
 * C'mon everyone let us sing!
 * It's a lovely thing to sing about!
 * Jo, making a thing.


 * Yes, she's making a thing!
 * Steppin' out of our Hot Spring!
 * What a lovely thing to sing about!
 * We're giving mayhem a death to fling about!
 * Give a chew on a teething ring about!
 * Jo making a thing!