The Short Briefing Sergeant's Tale (short story)

 was the fifth story in The Book of the Enemy. It was written by the anthology's editor, Simon Bucher-Jones.

Pre-Narrative Briefing
Briefing F

Story
A young Homeworlder who fancied styling themselves "The Conquistador" was getting yelled at in a drill formation by the Sergeant-Instructor. One of the cadets calls the Sergeant short. The instructor sneers, and explains that every place that can lead to life will inherently lead to a certain life form, the life form of the enemy - it was even tied to the existence of the Great Houses. This explains why it was impossible to remove the homeworld of the enemy, as they had no one homeworld but lived everywhere. Indeed, once alive, they're near indestructible, can live without nutrients for decades, in radiation, in extreme temperatures. And while a Homeworlder can do this to, it can do all these things at once. They have collective psyche, and when they congregate in spacetime history changes to be more of them than of the Homeworld. Worse, it's not even clear that they're conscious, that this is intentional, or that their worldview has a place for things like the Great Houses. The Sergeant-Instructor tells them that this life form is a tardigrade - that it could be the Enemy proper or a tool of the Enemy, before insisting that the recruits think about this before calling others short in the future.

Characters

 * Sergeant-instructor
 * "The Conquistador"

Continuity

 * "The Conquistador" thinks of Robert Scarratt as one of the great soldiers of the Fourth Wave. (PROSE: The Book of the War, The Brakespeare Voyage)
 * The sergeant-instructor mentions Leviathans. (PROSE: The Book of the War, et al)
 * The sergeant-instructor is named Littlejohn in PROSE: Subjective Interlock.