The Acupuncturist

 was an evil Clockworks who played the accordion and farted alot. He was originally a normal Clockworks, but after he retired he "inexplicably came over all evil". He was tall and had mutton chop whiskers. (PROSE: Future legend) Iris Wildthyme spent years of her life fighting the Acupuncturist to protect Earth. (PROSE: First Meetings)

On one occasion, he created an alias that was an anagram of "acupuncturist" and pretended to be an acupuncturist in Lowestoft. Iris Wildthyme came to his acupuncture clinic with Tom and Panda. They discovered the acupuncturist's identity and Iris defeated him with a lighter and some fireworks. (PROSE: Future legend)