3 January

On 3 January, birth rates would skyrocket across the Adipose nursery worlds as host species tried to stick to their New Year's resolutions to lose weight. (PROSE: )

In 1729, Sister Blanche, a nun at St Matilda's College, was abducted by the Sisters of St Matilda. (AUDIO: )

In 2600, Bernice Summerfield and Daglan Straklant visited reclusive former heartthrob Munroe Hennessey in their search for the Doomsday Manuscript. (PROSE: )