The Curse of Fatal Death (TV story)

The Curse of Fatal Death was a parody of the TV series Doctor Who, created as part of 1999's Red Noses Day, starring Rowan Atkinson, Richard E. Grant, Jim Broadbent, Hugh Grant, and Joanna Lumley as the Doctor, Julia Sawalha as his assistant Emma, and Jonathan Pryce as the Master.

Besides being broadcast on television, the special was also webcast worldwide. This was one of the first times such a production had been streamed over the Internet, and as such was the first Doctor Who webcast.

Synopsis
The Master corners the Doctor and Emma on Terserus, prepared to unleash the deadly vengeance of deadly revenge!

Plot
The Master pursues the Doctor in his TARDIS, manically bellowing that the Doctor's certain death awaits him on Zaston IV. The Doctor, from his own TARDIS, replies that the Master really ought to learn to turn off his speaker before he blabs his entire plan, and that he wants to meet him on the planet Terserus to give him an important piece of news.

The Doctor and his assistant Emma land in a vast, empty castle on Terserus. He explains that the Terserons were a kindly, peace-loving race, but shunned and ahbored due to their communicating solely through precisely modulated farting, and destroyed themselves after discovering fire. The Master pins them to the wall with energy pulses, and, having arrived a century earlier to bribe the castle's architect, prepares to subject them to the Spikes of Doom. However the Doctor had anticipated this move and bribed the architect first, and instead they find themselves relaxing in the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort. However, the Master declares that he anticpated this, and bribed the architect even earlier, and drops a giant block on their heads. The Doctor and Emma emerge from a door in the block, of course having arrived even earlier...

Emma interrupts and prompts the Doctor to announce what he has come to say: he and Emma are in love, and the Doctor plans to retire from traveling through time and space (having saved every planet in the Universe at least 27 times), and settle down in domestic bliss.

Nauseated by this prospect, the Master announces that he will go back in time, buy the architect a nice dinner, place a lever next to where he is standing, and a trap door where the Doctor and Emma are standing, and prepares to plunge them into the vast sewers of Terserus. However when he pulls said lever, the trap door opens under his own feet, the Doctor having bought the architect a nicer dinner earlier. As they go to leave, the front doors burst open and the Master appears, significantly aged, having spent 312 years climbing through the sewers, locating his TARDIS and traveling back in time to the current day. Accompanying him are the Daleks (the only creatures not repulsed by the Master's smell, having no noses). The Master boasts that his body have been augmented by Dalek technology: he now has a plunger in place of a right hand. The Daleks prepare to exterminate them, but the Master decides he will kill them himself. He charges forward, but the Doctor steps aside and the Master plunges straight through the trap door again. He comes in again, another 312 years older. The Daleks pursue the Doctor and Emma through the numerous (and very similar looking) corridors, but one Dalek accidentally bumps into the Master, causing him to fall through the trap door yet again...

The Daleks have captured the Doctor and Emma rather than exterminate them ("Why?" asks Emma, "I'll explain later," replies the Doctor). They've also restored the Master to his original age, and augmented him further... Dalek sensor bumps on his chest (etheric beam locators... and they're very firm). The Master announces that in exchange, he has given the Daleks the secret to controlling a Zektronic energy beam, which will give them power over the entire universe ("How?" asks Emma, "I'll explain later," replies the Doctor). The Master charges up the beam, but the Dalek Supreme whispers to the Doctor that they plan to exterminate the Master after the beam is active. The Doctor realizes that both he and the Master speak fluent Terseran, so he farts a warning to him. The Daleks intercept the message, and blast the Doctor and the beam generator. The generator starts to overload. The Doctor farts "I love you" before regenerating into a quite handsome, if a bit vain, persona. He confirms that Emma is still very much interested.

The Daleks beg the Doctor to help deactivate the Zektronic beam generator, but an explosion causes him to regenerate again, this time into a shy persona, very nervous around girls (especially the Master, with his oddly-placed etheric beam locators). He goes back to try once again to deactivate the beam, when another burst of energy causes him to regenerate yet again. The new Doctor, very handsome and charming indeed, is rather embarrassed that he wasted three bodies simply because he forgot to unplug the generator. The crisis appears to be over, and Emma is quite looking forward to getting to know this new Doctor, when a residual burst of pure Zektronic energy knocks him down. With no remaining regenerations, he appears to die permanently. Both the Master and the Daleks, to honor the Doctor's supreme sacrifice, resolve to permanently forswear evil. Yet to everyone's amazement, the Doctor's features begin to change, and he regenerates, but this time into a very buxom woman. Emma, alas, doesn't swing that way, so the wedding is off. The new Doctor is quite excited to discover that her sonic screwdriver has three settings, but then she and the Master lock eyes, the two express their mutual attraction, and go off together.

Cast

 * The Ninth Doctor - Rowan Atkinson
 * The (Quite Handsome) Tenth Doctor - Richard E. Grant
 * The (Shy) Eleventh Doctor - Jim Broadbent
 * The (Handsome) Twelfth Doctor - Hugh Grant
 * The (Female) Thirteenth Doctor - Joanna Lumley
 * Emma, The Assistant - Julia Sawalha
 * The 17th Master - Jonathan Pryce
 * Dalek Voices - Roy Skelton, Dave Chapman

Crew

 * Executive Producer) - Richard Curtis
 * Incidental Music - Mark Ayres
 * Theme Music - Ron Grainer
 * Costume Designer - Rebecca Hale
 * Makeup Artist - Jan Sewell
 * Supervising Sound Editor - Philip Meehan
 * Stunt Double - Gabe Cronnelly (for Jonathan Pryce)

Story Notes

 * All the Dalek props and the TARDIS console were provided by fans.
 * Joanna Lumley becomes the first woman to play the Doctor in an officially licence (if non-canonical) production. The idea of the Doctor changing sexes during regeneration is not new, having been postulated as early as Tom Baker's time on the series.
 * Richard E. Grant would later play a different (and equally non-canonical) version of The Doctor in Scream of the Shalka.
 * The official series would later revisit the idea of the Doctor experiencing romance with his companion with Rose Tyler and River Song.
 * This was Steven Moffat's first televised script for Doctor Who. He would later write several acclaimed scripts for the 2005- revival and in 2008 would be appointed the show's new executive producer.

Ratings
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Myths

 * Perhaps because of the 2005 series' dedication to the Children in Need charity, this production is often assumed to have been a CIN event. In fact, it was made for Comic Relief.

Location Filming
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Discontinuity, Plot Holes, Errors

 * Why did the doctor stay alive for a short while after being exterminated? Long enough even to break wind? Because it was deemed funny.

Continuity
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DVD, Video and Other Releases

 * Released on VHS, the VHS contained the story, plus a Making of feature, it also included several other Doctor Who comedy skits which had been produced in the past. British, North American and Australian editions of this release are known to exist. The special was never broadcast in North America (though it was viewable over the Internet) making this a video exclusive for that audience.