Comic Relief 2007 (TV story)

 was a special Doctor Who skit that crossed over with The Catherine Tate Show.

The Doctor uses the alias "Mr Logan". Lauren questions him on whether he is the Doctor. He eventually becomes annoyed and reveals his identity by pulling out his sonic screwdriver.

Synopsis
A man supposedly known as "Mr Logan" is teaching Lauren. Though she is convinced that he is the Doctor.

Plot
The Doctor, under the name of "Mr Logan", teaches an English class. The Doctor and Lauren argue over whether "Logan", a Scottish man, is qualified to teach English. Lauren accuses him of being the Doctor, then argues with him over William Shakespeare. The argument continues to escalate, as "Logan" warns Lauren that he will have to fail her in the entire module if she can't keep her mouth closed, and also that he will have to call her parents, but Lauren remains defiant. Eventually, "Logan" is unable to put up with Lauren's belligerence any longer. He pulls out his sonic screwdriver (revealing himself to be the Doctor), and uses it to turn Lauren into an action figure of Rose Tyler. Lauren then incomprehensibly manages to say, "I still ain't bovvered", despite now being an inanimate object.

Cast

 * The Doctor - David Tennant
 * Lauren Cooper - Catherine Tate
 * Liese Jackson - Niky Wardley

Crew

 * Writer - Catherine Tate
 * Director - Gordon Anderson
 * Producer - Martina Klitch

Worldbuilding

 * Lauren asks the Doctor if he just arrived from Mars.
 * Lauren asks the Doctor if he parked the TARDIS on a meter.
 * "Mr Logan" is trying to teach the class about the works of William Shakespeare.
 * A poster advertising the Orchard Theatre Company at the Northcott Theatre is hanging in the classroom.
 * A sonnet is a poem written in 14 lines, the last two of which must form a rhyming couplet.
 * When Lauren asks "Mr Logan" if he is the Doctor, he asks "Doctor who?" in return.
 * Lauren thinks the Doctor is 945 years old.

Continuity
to be added

Home video releases
The sketch was released as an extra on The Catherine Tate Show Christmas Special DVD.