The Feast of Seven... Eight and Nine (poem)

The Feast of Seven... Eight and Nine was the twenty-third short story in the Short Trips anthology Short Trips: A Christmas Treasury. It was written by Vanessa Bishop. It featured the first eight Doctors.

Summary
The First Doctor invites his other seven incarnations for Christmas dinner. There is a lot of drinking and arguing. Most of them praise the meal.

Characters

 * First Doctor
 * Second Doctor
 * Third Doctor
 * Fourth Doctor
 * Fifth Doctor
 * Sixth Doctor
 * Seventh Doctor
 * Eighth Doctor

Worldbuilding

 * The Third Doctor sings "Good King Wenceslas".
 * The Second Doctor brings Twister; the Seventh Doctor brings Scrabble.
 * The Sixth Doctor brings Twiglets, crisps, dates, nuts and mince pies. The Fifth Doctor brings bottled water.
 * The Eighth Doctor brings mistletoe.
 * Omega is mentioned.
 * Dinner is turkey.
 * The Second Doctor plays his recorder.
 * The Wizard of Oz and The Sound of Music are mentioned.
 * The First Doctor wishes he had gone to visit Susan instead.
 * The Seventh Doctor mentions Ace.
 * The Second Doctor complains about the tinsel and the sprouts.
 * The Eighth Doctor mentions Pudding Lane.
 * The Second and Seventh Doctors pull on crackers.
 * The Eighth Doctor namedrops Puccini.
 * Only Fools and Horses and Morecambe and Wise play on the television.

Continuity
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