How to do All the Ruffles - a Guide for Humans by Bernard Socks (feature)

 was a feature written by Paul Magrs and published on his blog Lost on Magrs, told from the perspective of Bernard Socks. It was written as a guide on how best to ruffle Bernard Socks' fur.

Synopsis
Bernard Socks describes all the ways in which he likes his fur to be ruffled.

Worldbuilding
to be added

Characters

 * Fester Cat