Tom Jones

Tom Jones was a musician who was popular in 1963. (AUDIO: The Red Lady)

On the 12th of November, 1969, the newborn Paul Magrs dreamt of a party hosted by Dr Oho, which Tom Jones attended. A robot dog sniffed his crotch. (PROSE: In the Sixties)

On one occasion, aliens created an android copy of Tom Jones in an attempt to kidnap Elvis and Priscilla Presley. (PROSE: Death of the Author)