Who's After Your Cash (short story)

Who's After Your Cash was a short epistolary story written by Rowan Atkinson to tie in with the release of TV: The Curse of Fatal Death.

It featured Atkinson's incarnation of the Doctor and was released in The Mirror Official Comic Relief Newspaper, issued by The Mirror on 12 March, 1999, and constituted Atkinson's Doctor's only official appearance other than The Curse of Fatal Death until his cameo in PROSE: The Tomorrow Windows.

Plot
The Ninth Doctor submits a rambling letter to a newspaper, beseeching its readers to consider helping to raise money for disadvantaged individuals in conjunction with the broadcast of a Comic Relief TV special.

Characters

 * Ninth Doctor

The Doctor

 * The Doctor's favourite events in history are: the Battle of Hastings in 1066, the first man to set foot on the Mars in 2019, and Red Nose Day 1999 — "the record-breaker".
 * The Doctor gives his age as being over 800 years old.
 * The amount of "silliness" that Earthlings get up to always surprises the Doctor.

Individuals

 * The Doctor mentions that the "demonic" Master and his "glamorous assistant" Emma will both appear in the televised "Comic Relief spectacular", as will the Daleks.

Continuity

 * The Ninth Doctor mentions his "glamorous" companion Emma. (TV: The Curse of Fatal Death)