The Ballad of the Last Chance Saloon

"The Ballad of the Last Chance Saloon" was a song sung by Steven Taylor and accompanied by Dodo Chaplet on the piano. In October 1881, they were forced to perform at gunpoint in the Last Chance Saloon in Tombstone, Arizona when they were mistaken for companions of Doc Holliday. Their "hijackers" became suspicious when Dodo mentioned "the Doctor", and they noticed Steven was wearing guns. They wanted to satisfy themselves that Steven and Dodo were indeed "thespians" as they claimed and used the song as a test of their performance skills. (TV: The Gunfighters) During a later adventure in an alternate Paris, Dodo offered to play "The Ballad of the Last Chance Saloon" for Dalville, but hesitated out of fear an unknown difference between the pianos of 1804 and 1966 would reveal her as an anachronism. (PROSE: The Man in the Velvet Mask)

Behind the scenes

 * The ballad was an original song specially composed for the 1966 serial, The Gunfighters. As performed by Lynda Baron, the song also provided "Greek chorus"-like narration for the story. It had about twenty verses, although some were reprises in varying tempos and orchestrations. There would not be another original song commissioned for Doctor Who until the song playing on Ace’s radio in 1988’s Remembrance of the Daleks.
 * During the fiftieth anniversary documentary, The Doctors Revisited - The First Doctor, John Barrowman, who played Captain Jack Harkness, expressed confusion at how out of place and bizarre this particular moment seemed in the First Doctor's era.

Lyrics
These are the complete lyrics as it was sung over the course of the four episodes. Each stanza break indicates when the singing stopped during the episodes. It will be noted when a character is singing the stanza instead of the offscreen Lynda Baron.


 * So fill up your glasses,
 * And join in the song.
 * The law's right behind you,
 * And it won't take long.
 * So come, you coyotes
 * And howl at the moon,
 * Till there's blood upon the sawdust,
 * In The Last Chance Saloon.


 * On your way then you cowboys,
 * The time will be soon,
 * When there's blood upon the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * It's your last chance of cussing
 * At a gunfighter's doom,
 * It's your last chance of nothin'
 * At the Last Chance Saloon!


 * Till there's blood on the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * With rings on their fingers
 * And bells on their toes
 * The girls come to Tombstone
 * In their high silk hose.
 * They'll dance on the tables
 * Or sing you a tune,
 * For whatever's in your wallet
 * At the Last Chance Saloon.


 * On your way then, you lawmen,
 * The time will be soon,
 * When there's blood upon the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * It's your last chance of boozing,
 * Where there's no-one to mind.
 * It's your last chance of losing
 * And the first place you'll find.


 * When there's blood upon the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * When there's blood upon the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon!


 * (sung by Steven)
 * With rings on their fingers
 * And bells on their toes
 * The girls come to Tombstone
 * In their high silk hose
 * They'll dance on the tables
 * Or give you a tune
 * For whatever's in your wallet
 * At the Last Chance Saloon
 * It's your last chance of giving
 * It's your last chance of rye
 * It's your last chance of living and
 * Your last chance to die
 * It's your last chance of boozing
 * When there's no one to mind
 * It's your last chance of losing
 * And the first place you find
 * Four days ride from the station
 * And you're leaving at noon
 * And your one consolation
 * Is the Last Chance Saloon


 * (continued to be sung by Steven)
 * ...your last chance of rye
 * It's your last chance of living
 * And your last chance to die
 * It's your last chance of boozing
 * When there's no one to mind
 * It's your last chance of losing
 * And the first place you find
 * Four days ride from the station
 * You're leaving at noon
 * And your one consolation
 * Is the Last Chance Saloon


 * (continued to be sung by Steven)
 * With rings on...(Steven stops singing only to be forced to resume at gunpoint)
 * ...Is the Last Chance Saloon
 * It's your last chance of giving
 * It's your last chance of rye
 * It's your last chance of living
 * And your...(Kate interrupts)


 * (sung by Kate)
 * So fill up your glasses
 * And join in the song
 * The law's right behind you
 * And it won't take long
 * So come you coyotes
 * And howl at the moon
 * 'Till there's blood upon the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon
 * You've a good chance of swingin'
 * It's your last chance to hide
 * It's your last chance of singin'
 * 'Till your long last ride
 * It's your last chance of cussin'
 * At your hard-earned doom
 * It's your last chance of nuthin'
 * It's the Last Chance Saloon


 * You've a good chance of dyin',
 * It's your last chance to hide.
 * There won't be no flyin'
 * Till your last, long ride.


 * There's gamblers from Denver,
 * There's guns from the South,
 * And many a Cowboy
 * With a dry, dry mouth.
 * There's a ragtime piana'
 * And a small back room,
 * For to sleep off your troubles
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * With rings on their fingers
 * And bells on their toes,
 * The girls come to Tombstone
 * In their high silk hose.


 * You've a good chance of dying,
 * It's your last chance to hide;
 * There won't be no flyin'
 * 'Til your last, long ride.


 * You've a good chance of swingin',
 * It's your last chance to hide.
 * And your last chance at singin'
 * 'Till your last long ride.


 * You've a good chance of swingin'
 * It's your last chance to hide
 * And your last chance at singin'
 * 'Till your last long ride


 * So pick him up gentle
 * And carry him slow,
 * He's gone kind of mental
 * Under Earp's heavy blow.


 * It's your last chance of boozing
 * Where there's no-one to mind,
 * It's your last chance of losing
 * And the first place you find.


 * It's your last chance of earning
 * Your gunfighters fee.
 * The pay is in dollars,
 * But the bullets are free.
 * It's your last chance of cussing
 * At a gunfighters doom.
 * It's your last chance of nothing
 * It's the Last Chance Saloon.


 * So it's curtains for Charlie,
 * That barman of fame.
 * He met Johnny Ringo
 * And he knew Johnny's name.
 * He knew Johnny's name and
 * He spoke it out loud.
 * Now Charlie the barman
 * Has gotten a shroud.


 * He knew Johnny's name and
 * He spoke it out loud.
 * Now Charlie the barman
 * Has gotten a shroud.


 * Johnny Ringo has found her.
 * Johnny Ringo's found Kate.
 * The gunslinger's got her,
 * Now what is her fate?
 * Johnny Ringo has seen her,
 * She's coming his way.
 * Johnny Ringo and Katie
 * Were lovers, they say.


 * It's curtains for Warren,
 * They've gunned the kid down.
 * And them bad, cruel outlaws
 * Are heading for town.
 * On your way then you cowboys
 * The time will be soon
 * When there's blood on the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * He knew Johnny's name and
 * He spoke it out loud.
 * Now Charlie the barman
 * Has gotten a shroud.


 * It's curtains for Warren,
 * They've gunned the kid down.
 * And them bad, cruel outlaws
 * Are heading for town.
 * On your way then you cowboys,
 * The time will be soon
 * When there's blood on the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon.


 * So the Earps and the Clantons
 * Are aimin' to meet,
 * At the OK Corral
 * Near Calamity Street.
 * It's the OK Corral, boys
 * Of gun fighting fame,
 * Where the Earps and the Clantons,
 * They played out the game.
 * They played out the game
 * And we nevermore shall
 * Hear a story the like
 * Of the OK Corral.


 * So the cards, they are drawn and
 * The chips, they are down,
 * Them outlaws and lawmen
 * Are headin' for town.
 * And the Earps and the Clantons
 * Are aimin' to meet
 * At the OK Corral
 * Near Calamity Street.


 * So them bad, cruel outlaws
 * Are meeting up soon.
 * And they've drunk their last drink in
 * The Last-Chance Saloon.


 * It's the OK Corral, boys
 * Of gun fighting fame,
 * Where the Earps and the Clantons,
 * They played out their game.


 * They paid their sins and
 * They lost on the draw.
 * For the Earps they was faster
 * And they was the law.
 * So beware all you cowboys
 * Who's yearning to sin.
 * If the Earps is the lawmen
 * You ain't gonna win.


 * (sung by Kate)
 * So fill up your glasses
 * And join in the song
 * The laws right behind ya
 * And it won't take long
 * So come you coyotes
 * And howl at the moon
 * 'Till there's blood upon the sawdust
 * In the Last Chance Saloon
 * You've a good chance of swingin'
 * It's your last chance to hide
 * It's your last chance of singin'
 * 'Till your last long ride...(fade out)