Auteur's Abecedarium (short story)

Auteur's Abecedarium was a 2020 online short story written and illustrated by Jayce Black, featuring the licensed use of his Faction Paradox character Auteur.

The story was also an official crossover between the Doctor Who universe and the continuity of The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, on whose official website it was released as part of the series' 2020 Advent Calendar. A day later, a "slightly-augemented special edition" was released on Issuu.

Advent calendar version
Being an exclusive crossover interlude to "The Time of the Toymaker"; wherein which it is proven that the oral hygiene of gift horses ought to be investigated with careful circumspection; that the Doctor Who universe is overflowing with books which, if read but once, will change everything; and that Pythagoras-858 should never be allowed to leave the crew without supervision for any extended periods of time if he likes to come back to a homeworld that's still in one piece.

Issuu version
Solo edition of the 2020 crossover between "The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids" and the "Doctor Who" universe, featuring a licensed appearance by the DWU character of Auteur. Written & illustrated by Jayce Black. This edition contains additional material not present in the website version.

Plot
A few days before Christmas in 2020, a gift is found in the Cupid Homeworld, a pocket dimension inhabited by Clockwork Cherubs. One of them, Carter-1277, tears off its wrapping and discovers that it is a large book — a freshly-written abecedarium. The Cherubs summon Lord Thymon, a time-demon from the Void Between Worlds, and ask for his opinion.

Thymon identifies the book as coming from the Third Universe, and warns the Cherubs that whoever caused it to materialise in their dimension must have fearsome "metatemporal capabilities". However, one Clockwork Cherub, Celebration-665, head of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' Department of Festivities, convinces the others that the appearance of the book is surely a Christmas miracle. He not only advocates for the opening of the book, but sets up a dramatic reading of it.

However, partway through the reading, Celebration finds himself relaying an interdimensional warning, which describes itself as being broadcast "on all psychic, telepathic and metamedial networks", which implores whoever receives it not to let Auteur get access to one's reality's story. Celebration does not realise he has spoken anything other than the text of the book, but his audience are not so oblivious, and thus fail to laugh or applaud.

Without bothering to explain what has happened to Celebration, another Clockwork Cherub, Bibliophile-962, confiscates the book, which he pledges to bury in one of the restricted sections of the Cupid Archives. Celebration then wins back the crowd by offering to invite them to a party at his home, where he promises cake for everyone. Thus, "and just like that, all was forgotten"... At least, "as far as the Cupids are concerned". Then, out of nowhere, strange laughter emanates...

Characters

 * Auteur
 * Thymon
 * Carter-1277
 * Celebration-665
 * Thespian-315
 * Bibliophile-962
 * Larrikin-1029

Items

 * Thespian-315 owns a gilded lectern.
 * Larrikin is "excited" by the mention of a skull.

Locations

 * Auteur's book mentions "Atlantis, sunk beneath the mire" as well as the terms "Aeris", "Arisian" and "Berahima".
 * The Interdimensional Black Market is a bazaar that is home to Harpies.
 * Kragza's only landmark is a set of nine peaks.
 * The garbled telepathic warning appears to refer to the Spire as a "Bride of Discord and Lie".

Organisations

 * Pythagoras-858 and Juliet-178 are the top members of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' Department of Problem-Solving.

Species

 * The Wellsians once engaged in a war that was halted by "their own blood’s revolt".

Retconning Crocodiles

 * The Retconning Crocodiles, also known as the Collective of Retconning Crocodiles, are metatemporal activists.
 * As they are biologically crocodiles, they cannot write in an aesthetically pleasing manner.

Universes

 * The Cupid Homeworld is a pocket dimension.
 * Auteur's Abecedarium is recognised by Thymon as hailing from "the Third Universe", as opposed to the Prime Universe.
 * Thymon used to be the Embodiment of Time in the Void Between Worlds.
 * Auteur's book mentions the Multiverse as well as the Euclidean Plane, a world of "angles, shapework and geometric sheen", inhabited by the Geometrons, who are "all angles and no mass".

Individuals

 * Jayce Black provided an illustration of Auteur.
 * Auteur was played by [REDACTED] on the BBC television series, F[REDACTED] P[REDACTED], between 2067 and 7898.

Continuity

 * Auteur describes himself in the Abecedarium as "scribbling in his Spire". His shadow skin is mentioned. (PROSE: A Bloody (And Public) Domaine)
 * The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids are familiar with Retconning Crocodiles. (PROSE: A Worthy Successor)
 * The home universe of Auteur and his book is recognised by Lord Thymon as "the Third Universe". (AUDIO: Quinnis)
 * The origin of the Abecedarium is explain in PROSE: Resurrection of the Author.