The Crooked World (novel)

Publisher's Summary
The people of the Crooked World lead an idyllic existence.

Take Streaky Bacon, for example. This jovial farmer wants nothing more from life than a huge blunderbuss, with which he can blast away at his crop-stealing nemesis. And then there's Angel Falls, a racing driver with a string of victories to her name. Sure, her trusted guardian might occasionally put on a mask and menace her for her prize money, but that's just life, right? And for Jasper the cat, nothing could be more pleasant than a nice, long nap in his kitchen -- so long as that darn mouse doesn't jam his tail into the plug socket again.

But somebody is about to shatter all those lives. Somebody is about to change everything -- and it's possible that no one on the Crooked World will ever be happy again.

The Doctor's TARDIS is about to arrive. And when it does... That's all folks!

Characters

 * Eighth Doctor
 * The Doctor is shot at point blank range by a pig called Streaky Bacon.
 * Fitz Kreiner
 * Fitz introduces sex to the naïve Crooked World inhabitants.
 * Anji Kapoor
 * Angel Falls
 * Decides to marry Mr Weasley.
 * Mr Weasley (alias The Masked Weasel)
 * Jasper the Cat
 * Commits the first murder in Zanytown.
 * Squeak (the mouse)
 * Has his head bitten off by Jasper the Cat.
 * Boss Dogg
 * Sheriff of Zanytown
 * Streaky Bacon
 * Shot the Doctor whilst hunting the Whatchamacallit.
 * Whatchamacallit
 * A bit like the 'Road Runner'.
 * Scrapper Dogg
 * Squashed by a 10 ton weight.
 * Is a bit like 'Scrappy Doo'.

Continuity

 * The morphic planet from Grimm Reality is compared to the Crooked World planet.