What Not to Wear

What Not to Wear was a human reality television show in the early 21st century.

Much later, during the time Satellite Five was known as the "Game Station", it was remade by the Bad Wolf Corporation and hosted by Trine-E and Zu-Zana on Floor 299. It begins with the hosts using a defabricator ray to strip the contestants down completely in front of millions of viewers. Unlike other Bad Wolf Corp shows, it did not have any visible way of transporting the contestants to the Daleks for processing; instead contestants had to undergo very drastic cosmetic surgery by having their head removed and replaced (or not) and their appendages stuck elsewhere.

The last known contestant was Captain Jack Harkness, who escaped the show after destroying Trin-E and Zu-Zana. (TV: Bad Wolf)

Behind the scenes
Trine-E was voiced by Trinny Woodall and Zu-Zana was voiced by Susannah Constantine, the real-life hosts of the show.