User:Gai-jin

Not quite sure what to put here yet, but someone suggested I should write it anyway.

I am the sworn enemy of bad grammar (particularly rogue apostrophes) and will ruthlessly destroy any that cross my path. (Hey, it's a point of professional pride for me.)

I look forward to answering your complaints.

List of Stuff I've Originated or Heavily Rewritten

 * Andrew Hunt - our families lived in the same house you know, not at the same time of course
 * Argolis - just written so I could re-use the Xxbrmm gag
 * Celestial Toymaker - quite surprised no-one else got there first
 * Death's Head - the TARDIS version anyway
 * E-Space
 * Everybody dies!
 * Goodge - just written for the boiled egg gag
 * N-Space - am I allowed to say that I think that some of the amendments other people have made to this and E-Space aren't necessarily improvements? Hey ho - live by the wiki, die by the wiki...
 * Randomiser - if you know what happened to Compassion's randomiser then please amend
 * Real world interface - tongue drifting ever-so-slightly into my cheek in some parts of this article
 * Runcible
 * Riverfruit - possibly the most important fruit in Dr Who's 18th season
 * Robert Holmes - the Main Man
 * Sandminer robot - if you know what SASV-1's name actually meant then please amend this accordingly
 * Sato Katsura - obscure and Japanese, so right up my dori
 * Sevateem
 * Spiridon - largely written for the invisibility gags
 * Staser
 * Tissue Compression Eliminator - oh dear, these last two make me look like a Time Lord gun nut