How To Be A Companion (short story)

 was the first prose feature in It's Bigger on the Inside!. It was presented as a false production document.

Summary
From Susan Foreman to Mel Bush, the "character studies" the BBC passes along to summarise each new companion on Doctor Who all seem to focus on whether, and how, the companion can scream…

Characters

 * Susan Foreman
 * Ian Chesterton
 * Barbara Wright
 * Vicky
 * Steven Taylor
 * Dodo
 * Ben
 * Polly
 * Jamie
 * Victoria
 * Zoe
 * Liz
 * Jo Grant
 * Sarah Jane Smith
 * Harry Sullivan
 * Leela
 * Romana I
 * Romana II
 * Adric
 * Tegan
 * Nyssa
 * Turlough
 * Peri
 * Mel