The Doctor's pockets

The Doctor's pockets (either trousers or jacket) often contained large amounts of unusual items. He once claimed that his pockets were bigger on the inside. (TV: The Runaway Bride) Another time their seemingly impossible capacity was explained by his ripping their lining. (PROSE: Frontier Worlds) The Fourth Doctor, somewhat hypocritically, once told Harry Sullivan that it was a mistake to clutter one's pockets. (TV: The Sontaran Experiment)

Contents of the Doctor's pockets

 * a ballpoint pen, a household thermometer, an oil cap for a car with some oil still in it, two silk handkerchiefs, an inch-long everlasting candle and a box of everlasting matches (PROSE: Venusian Lullaby)
 * a pair of conkers, a yo-yo, a bag of glass marbles, an old banana skin and a needle and thread (PROSE: Timewyrm: Apocalypse)
 * a pair of magnets on strings, a box of drawing pins and a tuning fork (TV: The Space Pirates)
 * jelly babies, a scroll granting freedom of the city of Skaro, a pilot's licence for the Mars-Venus rocket run, a galactic passport and honorary membership of the Alpha Centauran Table Tennis Club (TV: Robot)
 * a yo-yo and a cricket ball (TV: The Ark in Space)
 * the sonic screwdriver, a magnifying glass, a yo-yo and an etheric beam locator (TV: Genesis of the Daleks)
 * a yo-yo, a toy Batmobile, and a stuffed mouse (TV: The Talons of Weng-Chiang)
 * a copy of Origins of the Universe (TV: Destiny of the Daleks)
 * copies of Everest in Easy Stages and Teach Yourself Tibetan (TV: The Creature from the Pit)
 * copies of Finnickan's Planets and So You're Caught in a Rocket Attack, a box of kitchen matches, a bag of gold dust, a yo-yo, an apple core, a magnifying glass and a bag of chocolate money (PROSE: The Well-Mannered War)
 * burnt out radio valves, a yo-yo and a neatly wrapped packet of cheddar cheese and chutney sandwiches (PROSE: Burning Heart)
 * a paper clip, a cigarette lighter, a copy of Burmese Days by George Orwell and a firecracker PROSE: Turnabout is Fair Play
 * a torch, an oil can, a paper mask, a teddy bear and a bag of sweets (TV: The Mysterious Planet)
 * a blue yo-yo, a bag of jelly babies, a Swiss Army penknife, a teddy bear and an etheric beam locator (PROSE: The Hollow Men)
 * stamps, a fountain pen, antique coins, a universal comms jack and several Earl Grey tea bags (AUDIO: Animal)
 * a clockwork duck, a fluid link, a pamphlet, the Scarab, a lump of gold ore, a piece of chalk, a visa, a disc, a saxophone (PROSE: Playback)
 * a yo-yo, a broken circuit from the TARDIS's navigation unit, the heating element from an electric kettle and a bag of jelly babies (PROSE: The Time Lord's Story)
 * a bag of jelly babies, a yo-yo and a monocle (PROSE: Dark Progeny)
 * the sonic screwdriver, a radiation detector, a scrawl-covered manuscript, an A-Z of Hitchemus, a ball of string, a disposable camera, two AA batteries, some loose change from various colony worlds and a half-eaten apple (PROSE: The Tomorrow Windows)
 * the sonic screwdriver, the psychic paper, a ball of string, anti-radiation pills, a pocket Gallifreyan-Cymraeg phrasebook, a bag of kola nuts, a yo-yo, a collection of coins from a dozen different planets, everlasting matches and the TARDIS key (PROSE: The Eyeless)
 * a doll, a caramel apple and some yarn (TV: Cold War)
 * the sonic screwdriver, the psychic paper, a satsuma, a nectarine, a piece of string, a pair of scissors, a carrot, an original Paul E. Wirt pen, a large key, a computer mouse, a baseball signed by Babe Ruth and a recorder (PROSE: Shroud of Sorrow)