Bernard Socks Has a Quiet Day (poem)

 was a poem written by Paul Magrs and published on his blog Lost on Magrs, told from the perspective of Bernard Socks. It was the fourth such poem to be published on the website. It was published at the same time as Socks is a Good Cat.

Synopsis
Bernard Socks is having a quiet day.

Worldbuilding
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Characters

 * Bernard Socks