User:PigganonPwns


 * PigganonPwns (who will henceforth be referred to as "Pigganon"), is also known as "Pigganon", "Pigg", and "That One Weird Guy Who Won't Stop Talking To Himself About Aliens" is a robot who spends all of his time on the internet. Being a robot, he has no life whatsoever, and no friends.  He is ridiculously anti-religion.
 * He has has been programmed with feelings, so don't hurt them, because he has been programmed with an infinite amount of memory, and holds grudges.
 * Pigganon has an ego that is slightly smaller than Scotland, and it is easily bruised. He is prone to fits of narcissistic rage, and will flip the f*** out quite often.  However, he also has a sensitive side.  He once helped an old lady cross the street, using his rockets.  Granted, she died of a heart attack as soon as they got to the other side, but she was old.  Old people do that.
 * He tends to talk and type in the third person, pretending to be someone else.