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Welcome to $1 Chat™ We hope you enjoy your visit with us! No alerts are received when new messages arrive, so don't assume people are ignoring you. You may need to attract someone's attention by putting a message on their user talk page. It is a violation of local policy to talk about stories which have not yet been officially released. You will be immediately banned if you do so. We make no guarantees that this chat or this wiki is safe for work. The admin staff will not police this chat for swearing, but neither will we tolerate abusive language. Do not ask the admin staff to ban people from chat for swearing. We will determine, at our sole discretion and origination, when people are banned from chat. This is a chat for people who wish to behave like adults, but in a Children of Earth sort of way, not a Torchwood series 1 way. Think mature, not prurient.