MediaWiki:Chat-welcome-message

Welcome to the $1 chat We hope you enjoy your visit with us. If you find that people aren't responding to you, it's probably because no alerts are received when new messages arrive, and people are likely looking in another window. If you need to attract someone's attention, please put a message on their user talk page. Also, please take note of the following: It is a violation of local policy to talk about stories which have not yet been officially released. You will be immediately banned if you do so. We make no guarantees that this chat or this wiki is safe for work. Swearing for emphasis or humorous effect is allowed, but we won't tolerate abusive language or "swearing just to swear". And if you want sex chat, the internet offers millions of other options. This is a chat for adults, but in a Children of Earth sort of way, not a Torchwood series 1 way. Think mature, not prurient. The Piano, not Porky's. The Wedding Crashers, not American Pie.