The Daft Dimension (DWM 558 comic story)

The seventy-ninth instalment of The Daft Dimension was printed in DWM 558.

Summary
Two Doctor Who collectors try to outdo each other by showing off their rarest items. The tall, curly-haired collector begins by showing off his two one-of-a-kind John and Gillian Funko Pop figures. The short, bespectacled collector scoffs, as he shows off his recently purchased rare, unopened (and rotting) box of Sugery Smackers from 1971 with the Third Doctor on the packet. The tall fan one-up's him further, by presenting a bus ticket that belonged to a a friend of William Hartnell's milkman. But the short collector manages to top them all, as shows off the actual policeman that featured in the first scene of An Unearthly Child. The tall collector bows down in amazement, exclaiming "We are not worthy!"

Characters

 * Collectors
 * Policeman

Worldbuilding

 * The box of Sugery Smackers has gone so filthy and rotten that mushrooms are growing from it.
 * The policeman has a cobweb hanging off of his head, and a tag saying "If lost, please return to Dock Green.
 * The tall collector is wearing the Fourth Doctor's first scarf, the Second Doctor's trousers, the Thirteenth Doctor's coat, and a fez.
 * The short collector is wearing the Eleventh Doctor's tweed jacket, the Second Doctor's bow tie, the Thirteenth Doctor's T-shirt, and the Sixth Doctor's trousers.