Restricted Items Archive Entries 031-049 (audio story)

 was the sixty-third story in the Torchwood - Monthly Range by Big Finish Productions. It was written by Maddie Wilson.

Publisher's summary
The Restricted Items Archive is where all the items too dangerous for Torchwood are stored. Ianto Jones carefully catalogues each and every one. And he always works down there alone.

Only, something's not quite right. There's a secret in the Restricted Items Archive that won't be ignored any longer.

Plot
Ianto catalogues dangerous artefacts in Torchwood's Restricted Items Archive, which is unusually cold compared to the rest of the Hub despite the functional piping and seems to have a number of mice in the walls. With a dictaphone, he identifies items including seeds he found after the team overlooked them, a corrosive cream that Owen tested on his finger and a device which started making objects disappear a week after Tosh started using it as a coffee coaster, as well as a music box which briefly took Gwen's voice and a book which records what those who have been under the music box's influence have attempted to say.

The Hub is shaken by Rift flares that bring alien rodents, resembling a cross between a spider and a squirrel, which Ianto has to remove from the tourist office. He stores away a sample of their superglue-like residue, a sword from Andromeda which bonded itself to Owen, a malevolent armchair and a vampiric vacuum cleaner which goes missing along with mission reports from the mid-1990s awaiting digitisation and several of Ianto's pens. When he is given a thermometer which Jack tells him predicts how many years one has to live, he does not use it on himself and puts it away.

to be completed

Cast

 * Ianto Jones - Gareth David-Lloyd

Continuity

 * Ianto Jones notices Gwen Cooper and Owen Harper are spending time in the stationery cupboard but don't seem to leave with stationery. After the attack of the Cyberwoman, Gwen and Owen begain their secret affair. (TV: Cyberwoman et al)
 * Ianto is no longer invited to missions or nights out with the team. He claims that he has "gotten used to it". (TV: Cyberwoman)
 * Ianto had previously found it very lonely being shunned by his team members after his betrayal. (AUDIO: The Great Sontaran War, Coffee) His loneliness was felt by Toshiko Sato when she used the telepathy pendant. It allowed her to understand the pain he still felt towards Lisa Hallett and the hurt he had caused the team. (TV: Greeks Bearing Gifts)
 * Jack Harkness instructed Ianto to safely store the Divination Thermometer, or "Life Thermometer" as Ianto called it, in the basement. Jack confided in Ianto that the thermometer measured how much life a person has left rather than temperature. He assured Ianto that it was made up nonsense but instructed him never to use it. The thermometer showed Owen and Tosh to have roughly one year left of life. (TV: Dead Man Walking, Exit Wounds)
 * The "Life Thermometer", whilst not rhyming, fits in with Ianto's tendency to give a nickname to objects to simplify and ground their meanings. He had previously dubbed Suzie Costello's murder weapon the "Life Knife", and also nicknamed the resurrection gauntlet the "Risen Mitten". (TV: Everything Changes)