How to Win Planets and Influence People (audio story)

 was the fifth story of the seventh season of Big Finish Productions' Short Trips series. It featured the Fourth Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith, Harry Sullivan and the return of.

Publisher's summary
9AM: Registration

10AM: Our Opening Guest Speaker discusses Strategic Invasion Plans, including things to look out for, Time Lords to avoid, and tips on crushing the lesser races

11AM: Biscuits and Coffee

12PM: Continuing on from his opening talk, our Guest Speaker discusses bringing the universe to its knees

1PM: Lunch

A dynamic talk with slides. has lectured widely for several centuries, and his wisdom is contained in the following bestsellers: The 7 Habits of Truly Terrible People, Who Moved My Sun?, Feel the Fear and Detonate It Anyway, The One Million Year Manager and Ice Men Are From Mars, Karate Is From Venus.

Plot
to be added

Characters

 * Fourth Doctor
 * Sarah Jane Smith
 * Harry Sullivan
 * Harry Sullivan

Crew

 * Narrator - Rufus Hound
 * Cover Art - Anthony Lamb
 * Director - Lisa Bowerman
 * Executive Producer - Nicholas Briggs and Jason Haigh-Ellery
 * Music and Sound Design - Ian Potter
 * Producer & Script Editor - Ian Atkins
 * Writer - James Goss

Worldbuilding

 * The Monk mentions the Shadow Proclamation.
 * The Monk references that Cybermen are allergic to gold.
 * The Monk wins Strictly Come Dancing

Continuity
to be added