By the Light of the Asteroid

By the Light of the Asteroid was a television programme that aired on Sto. It focused on the Crystal family, one of whom was named Joofie Crystalle, growing up by an asteroid. Foon Van Hoff and Morvin Van Hoff were big fans of the show. Little else is known of the programme's content, other than that Joofie had had five husbands and according to the Doctor, it apparently featured twins.

In 2008, the show sponsored a competition in which the prize was a cruise onboard the starship Titanic to experience "primitive cultures", including Earth. Foon won by naming all of Joofie's husbands. She later revealed to her husband Morvin that she had dialled the competition five thousand times and her phone bill was five thousand credits. (TV: Voyage of the Damned)