The Daft Dimension (DWM 575 comic story)

The ninety-sixth instalment of The Daft Dimension was printed in DWM 575.

Summary
The Watcher, who is known for watching the Fourth Doctor in his final hours, introduces himself and his previously untold adventures. He tells the readers about the other things he watches, which includes television, the footie and, mostly, his weight, as he asks a greengrocer for a fresh stick of celery, which the Watcher believes the "next Doctor" will appreciate.

Characters

 * The Watcher

Worldbuilding

 * The Watcher eats a bag of crisps while watching television.
 * The Watcher has a cat.

Continuity
to be added