Nuke Noodle

After avoiding the year 2012 "because everyone in 2012 [had] a smelly bottom", Nuke Noodle decided to visit 2012, only to see "talking wheelie bins" everywhere. After being referred to as a "hideous earthman", and being told by a Yellow Dalek named 'Simon' that he would have to "exterminate" Nuke and his "amazing haircut", Nuke ripped the head off of the Dalek and slammed a binbag into it, much to the dismay of Simon's best friend, a Purple Dalek named 'Colin'. The Eleventh Doctor then ran past to deal with the Daleks, but his 'quick talk' "[made] Nuke's brain cry", so he piledrived the Doctor. He was then thanked by Colin for defeating the Doctor, as this was something the Daleks had been failing to do for 900 years. The Doctor was then dismayed to learn a "very stupid man" had a time machine, only to get thumped by Nuke again. (NOTVALID: Untitled)