Who Was 'Ere! (comic story)

Who Was 'Ere! was one of the longest comedic comic stories published in The Doctor Who Fun Book. Four pages long, it offered a satirical look at the Doctor in popular culture and mythology, featuring "archeological evidence" of the presence of several different incarnations of the Doctor in various periods of world history.

Summary
It's commonly believed that "Dr. Who" made his first appearance in November 1963. "Wrong!", say Tim Quinn and Dicky Howett, who review the archeological evidence that the Doctor was present on Earth throughout its history.

Characters

 * Tim Quinn
 * Dicky Howett
 * Andicapp
 * Fifth Doctor
 * Cyberman
 * First Doctor
 * First Doctor
 * Ben Jackson
 * Polly Wright
 * Fourth Doctor
 * Mona Lisa's model
 * Leonardo da Vinci
 * George Washington
 * George Washington's father
 * Christopher Columbus
 * Third Doctor
 * Benjamin Franklin

Worldbuilding

 * A cave painting found in Norwich and dated as "at least 300 00⅓ years old" depicted the First Doctor, Ben Jackson and Polly Wright running in terror from a wooly rhinoceros.
 * Tim Quinn and Dicky Howett unearth the lost tomb of the Pharaoh Andicapp, where they find a papyrus dating back to 1000 B.C. depicting the Fifth Doctor and a Cyberman, as well as a drawing of a comet.
 * The Fourth Doctor gives the following directions to Christopher Columbus to reach "the New World": "straight up for three million miles, left past Venus, first right and you can't miss it!".
 * The Third Doctor advises Benjamin Franklin (whom he calls "Ben") to pun some rubber-soled shoes before he continues his work with kites and electricity.