User:RadMatter/Sandbox Iris

Lady Stardust

 * Panda almost died in the ice caves on Canthrop Minor while Iris was munching on chocolate footballs at the Ambassador's reception. Iris later persuaded the Siberian Controller to knock down the ice caves and buy a giant thermos flask. (PROSE: Modern Love)
 * Panda could have died from Toxaemia while Iris was being turned into a giant canary. Iris later swapped her signed photograph of Fanny Craddock for the cure. (PROSE: Modern Love)
 * Iris wrestled Queen Victoria for the right to rule Ursa Minor in a non-regulation singlet. (PROSE: Modern Love)