Squatting

Accused my misunderstanding policemen of squatting a police box, the First Doctor angrily rebutted them and claimed he had never done any such thing (conveniently leaving out that while his residence wasn't technically a police box belonging to the state, neither was it actually his own property). He recorded the incident in his Five Hundred Year Diary. (PROSE: Extracts from the Doctor's 500 Year Diary)