The Acupuncturist

 was a member of Iris Wildthyme's species who inexplicably became evil after he retired. He played the accordion and farted a lot. He was tall and had mutton chop whiskers. (PROSE: Future Legend) Iris Wildthyme spent years of her life fighting the Acupuncturist to protect Earth. (PROSE: First Meetings)

On one occasion, he created an alias that was an anagram of "acupuncturist" and pretended to be an acupuncturist in Lowestoft. Iris Wildthyme came to his acupuncture clinic with Tom and Panda. They discovered the acupuncturist's identity, and Iris defeated him with a lighter and some fireworks. (PROSE: Future Legend)