Simia the Missing Link

 was an entertainer in Victorian London. Part of her act included swinging from parallel bars and discussing the Theory of Natural Selection.

In 1861, she wondered whether to send one or two Christmas cards to Chang and Eng.

Simia was attacked by living ink and suffered a cardiac seizure, but she was revived by Anak with hartshorn. (PROSE: The Lampblack Wars)

Simia was researched by Alice Bultitude. When Peri Brown and Alphonse Chardalot found Miss Bultitude's scrapbook, Chardalot remarked that he had not heard of Simia. (AUDIO: Year of the Pig)