Dirk Strangely

 was the Space Private Investigator employed by the Belum Police force to find Jason Kane. He found him by chance as he saw him on the Zardox reality tv show Celebrity Splits. He gave evidence at Kane's trial. He thought that Bernice Summerfield was a whore and was disgusted that she was an unmarried mother and the half-breed thing she called her son. (PROSE: On Trial)