The Lost Diaries of Winston Spencer Churchill (short story)

 was a short story released within The Brilliant Book 2011. Featuring brief snippets from the recently-discovered journal of Winston Churchill, it illustrated various encounters of the man with the Doctor, all written by Churchill himself. As an interesting tactic to both shorten the texts and add a realistic touch, many of the stories feature redacted passages.

1882
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1879
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1895
Havana, Cuba. 26 October 1895.

Turning 21, Churchill is happy to discover a box of fine Cuban Cigars left by a stranger. Looking forwards to trying out the Tobacco product, he is shocked when a thin man in spectacles and a brown stuit glides in through a window and splashes him with water, commandeering the cigars while muttering about "Sontaran grenades" and "destabilising history." He exits the room without a word, before popping his head back in to quip "Nice to see you again, Winnie!" Winston feels a rush of childhood nostalgia, and he doesn't know why.

1898
Omdurman, The Sudan, 3 September 1898

Winston takes a stroll by the River Nile, which he notes is beautiful despite the oppressive heat. As he begins to drink, he falls into an argument with a lanky, beak-nosed cove in a ruffled shirt about what is the best form of defending ones-self. The two briefly fight physically. After a few more drinks they become "firm friends," and [redacted]

Churchill is shocked to discover a tall wooden box which looks familiar. Although not sure if triggered by the wine, he becomes sure that it is the same set of doors that lead to his teacher's cubby-hole in prep school. [redacted] rooms within rooms, and a mighty engine, [redacted] is called the "Tardis," and it can travel through time and space. [redacted] to the Great Pyramid of Cheops, at which point [redacted] the very last of the Osirians was no more!

1882

 * Winston Churchill
 * The Doctor

1879

 * Winston Churchill
 * The Punch and Judi Man
 * Punch
 * Nanny
 * Sibermatt

1895

 * Winston Churchill
 * Skinny fellow in spectacles

1898

 * Winston Churchill
 * Doctor
 * Osiran

Continuity
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