Joe Sterling

Joe Sterling dated Emma Webster for a short time. His favourite films were Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, the proper Star Wars, and the Die Hards. He once wore a Dennis the Menace jumper.

While dating Emma, the alien device she possessed altered Joe to make him more "perfect" for Emma. The effect left him totally subservient to her whims, to the point where Emma bored of him. He was later killed. (PROSE: Almost Perfect)