Theory:Doctor Who television discontinuity and plot holes/The Mind Robber


 * Shouldn't 'nowhere' be black (i.e., no photons)?
 * That reasoning is based on the physics of our universe. Yet the whole point here is that they are outside our universe, and therefore, there is no reason to suppose the same principle(s) applies.
 * Also, the Land of Fiction is an Earth-based "nowhere", with Earth gravity, light, and air, to allow the Master to survive there.
 * The Mind Robber Computer presumably provided this environment.


 * If Zoe has a photographic memory, why do they need the thread in the maze?
 * She's probably trying to recreate how Theseus went into the labyrinth and slew the Minotaur. And, her photographic memory does let her down sometimes - she got lost on the Moonbase.


 * The light-maps on the Master's monitors show layouts that are not the same as the actual layouts of the tunnels.
 * The tunnel layouts could be constantly shifting/revolving in some way, making those traveling in them believe it to be a much different shape than in actually is.


 * When the Doctor is first asked to assemble Jamie's face, Frazier Hines features are not among those on the board.
 * It's a cruel joke on the part of the Master. The Doctor is not meant to be able to construct Jamie's face first time around.


 * In the Forest of Words, when Jamie is standing on top of the giant 'S' it is clear that the proportions of the other letters he is supposedly seeing in the distance are completely different from the ones by where they are standing - i.e. the letters Jamie sees in the distance are far shorter in height than they are in the length and width of their surface, however, the height of the 'S' he is standing on is far greater than its length and width.
 * The letters are not of a uniform font, size or shape. Some are taller than they are wide, others not.
 * Its a Production error.


 * Jamie's voice changes to that of Hamish Wilson (along with his accent) well before the Doctor reassembles his face incorrectly.
 * The entire situation is being manipulated to provide confusion and frustration to the Doctor.


 * Why does Zoe need help to break through the paper top of the jar she's trapped in?
 * Perhaps it's stronger on the inside? Or maybe it looked like something a lot stronger than paper on the inside? It's probably a joke on The Master's part.


 * Near the end of this episode, Jamie is reading the ticker tape upside down.
 * Which is not difficult to do.


 * It's quite obvious that the bookshelves in the library are photographs, not real.
 * A great deal of what is located in the Land of Fiction is not real. Hence, the clever name.


 * Zoe, a supposed mathematical genius, bungles a sum. If the Master wrote 5,000 words a week for 25 years, he would have written 6.5 million words, not half a million.
 * No, she says it would be well over half a million.


 * There is also the incredibly poor 'muscle-suit' that the Karkus wears.
 * The Karkus is a fictional futuristic cartoon character. The unconvincing muscle suit is intentional.


 * How did Jamie know who Gulliver was if he wasn't with The Doctor when he identified him?
 * He's read the book.


 * How is the Doctor unable to understand Gulliver speaking Dutch? And if the answer is because the Tardis is destroyed and the translation circuts aren't working, then how is he able to speak English in the first place (is English coincidentally similar to Gallifrean in the same way humans are similar to Time Lords)?