Bafflement and Devotion (short story)

Bafflement and Devotion was a short story published in DWM 289 to coincide with the release of the novel Verdigris. It featured the Jane Fonda incarnation of Iris Wildthyme and the Eighth Doctor.

Summary
Iris Wildthyme attempts to convince her companion, the Eighth Doctor, that it is her life that's real and that it is the Doctor who is the fabrication.

Plot
After a brief recap of certain encounters between the Doctor and Iris Wildthyme, from Paul Magrs' point of view, Iris herself talks about Paul Magrs, while she and the Doctor are in her TARDIS.

From Paul Magrs' point of view, he recalls that he was asked to write about the books he had written, and Paul mentions the impact that Doctor Who had on him.

Iris and the Doctor then talk about her origins, and the conflict of the Thals and the Daleks (the events that the First Doctor was a part of, after the escape from the Tribe of Gum). Iris thinks to herself that the events happened differently for her, and the Doctor is huffy about Iris' claims, and he wants to know which version of events actually happened, all those years ago.

Again from Magrs' point of view, he admits that even he can't remember the order of Iris' incarnations. He talks about the Edith Sitwell, Beryl Reid, and Jane Fonda incarnations.

The Doctor doesn't talk to Iris for a while, and he puts the kettle on. He's disturbed by the the fact that the claims from Iris are potentially true, in part due to his own past constantly changing. He realises that he suddenly remembers having adventures that he previously didn't do, such as being in Antarctica and seeing dinosaurs, and being there when Venice crumbled into the Adriatic. The Doctor is happy that he's experiencing these events like this, but that happiness turns to horror as he realises that this means he could live forever.

The TARDIS comes out of the Time Vortex, and the Doctor and Iris are flung into a new adventure together...

Characters

 * Iris Wildthyme
 * Eighth Doctor
 * Paul Magrs

Continuity

 * The Eighth Doctor's encounter with Iris on Hyspero is mentioned. (PROSE: The Scarlet Empress)
 * Iris' adventure with the Second Doctor and Jenny Winterleaf in the diamond mines of Marlion is mentioned. (PROSE: Verdigris)
 * The Eighth Doctor says he can't remember if he had a mother or if he was created out of a gene-splicing machine. (TV: Doctor Who, PROSE: Lungbarrow)
 * Iris claims that it was she who was present on the Dalek city and not the Doctor. However Iris' version of events involved the Daleks experimenting with hallocinogens and weird sex. (TV: The Daleks)
 * Paul Magrs wrote stories about Iris. This character and his profession would be expanded upon in PROSE: Brenda's B&B, The Magrs Conundrum!, and Parsley Sage, Rosemary and Wildthyme.
 * The events of TV: Time-Flight and Arc of Infinity are mentioned.
 * The Doctor recalls the events of AUDIO: The Land of the Dead and AUDIO: The Stones of Venice.