The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot (TV story)

 was a tongue-in-cheek Red Button release showing the attempts by Peter Davison, Colin Baker and Sylvester McCoy to get into the 50th anniversary special.

Synopsis
With the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who about to film, the 'Classic' Doctors are keen to be involved. But do they manage it?

Plot
Sean Pertwee and Olivia Colman sit and discuss their upcoming projects. Both seem frustrated that they are not involved in the "five Doctors reboot thing", with Colman adding "I'm usually in everything."

Christmas 2012 - Peter Davison is at home watching The Snowmen with his two sons Louis and Joel (who is watching from behind the sofa). When asked if there will be a 50th anniversary special, and if he will be in it, his sons seem delighted at the prospect of it featuring just Matt Smith and David Tennant.

Peter Davison walks through BBC Television Centre to the admiration of Matt Smith, Jenna Coleman, and Steven Moffat, as well as several other Doctor Who crew members. Suddenly Janet Fielding tells him that they are not going to call him, and he awakes in bed. It has all been a dream. While walking his dog he rings his agent to see if he has been asked to appear in the special.

February 2013 - Sylvester McCoy checks his mobile phone but has no messages. Colin Baker sits by his phone waiting, as do Davison and McCoy.

March 2013 - In his car, Davison listens to the radio and the upcoming 50th anniversary being discussed, and phones his pregnant daughter, Georgia Moffett, who hangs up before using a celery stick to dig into (quite literally) a carton of ice cream. He checks into a hotel and asks if he has any messages. He hasn't. When signing photographs at a convention he appears somewhat vexed, something which isn't helped by a fan wearing a Tom Baker T-shirt, who asks if he will be in the 50th anniversary special.

He phones the Doctor Who production office to make sure they have his mobile phone number so that they can get hold of him. The receptionist is unimpressed, and reminds him that he already phoned the day before, and the day before that. He asks to speak to Steven Moffat, who instructs the receptionist to tell Davison that he is in a meeting, and carries on playing with Matt Smith and David Tennant action figures.

Later, Moffat is receiving voice mail while in a car. He has a message from Davison, which he deletes. Colin Baker is at home reading, whilst waiting by the phone. His wife informs he that has been doing so for the last four weeks, and asks for his help in the garden. Sylvester McCoy is on the phone telling someone that although he is in the middle of filming The Hobbit he is still available for the 50th Anniversary, but is asked to leave a voicemail. Colin Baker attempts to do the same, only to be told "oh no, not another one", when standing on a lawn-mower in an attempt to get better signal at the bottom of his garden. Steven Moffat listens to more messages from the actors, this time from McCoy and Baker, in which they suggest cross-overs with their other projects.

Davison's sons are playing when he has some bad news for them, "there is a very real possibility that I won't be in the 50th anniversary special." They are indifferent, and resume playing, much to Davison's annoyance. Meanwhile, Steven Moffat is dreaming, and haunted by several classic companions, including Matthew Waterhouse, who says, "Now I'll never know if I was right" before exploding and waking Moffat up suddenly.

'The Four Doctors' Convention 2013 - In the hospitality suite, Paul McGann is reading a script while Baker and McCoy look on, noting that he is always filming. Davison joins them stating that his contact has given him the filming dates, and that he has a plan. On the phone McGann asks his agent if they have heard anything about the Doctor Who special, disappointed for the answer to be "nothing at all." McCoy asks if they should call Tom, thinking he might like to join the team. Tom Baker (as the Fourth Doctor) is seen punting down a river as his phone rings, before being swept into a time vortex. Despite this, McGann informs them that regardless of what they are planning, he's in ... "work permitting, obviously."

McCoy states that he would like to be involved, but can't as he is due to return to New Zealand and The Hobbit, and Baker returns home expecting a special delivery. Baker's wife and daughters hope that he hasn't noticed that it has arrived, but he has. It is a Special Edition DVD of Vengeance on Varos, to replace another that went missing. The girls can't escape as he has locked all the doors.

McCoy is waiting in his trailer speaking on his phone, saying how Peter Jackson often leaves him waiting in case he has a moment of inspiration, which rarely happens. Fed up with waiting, he decides to "live dangerously", leaves a note, and flies back to Great Britain. Davison speaks to Baker to let him know it's on, "Thursday morning, you know where."

Holding a sign declaring "No Classics No 50th!!", Davison stands outside BBC Television Centre. McCoy and Baker sit and watch quoting (and misquoting) their respective Doctors. McCoy notes that he has a sinking feeling, while someone knocks on his trailer back in New Zealand. When asking where Paul is, Baker answers that he has filming commitments.

On the set of The Hobbit, Peter Jackson is told of McCoy's disappearance and asks Ian McKellen if he can shoot the scene without him, something which he believes will be an improvement.

Back in London John Barrowman informs the trio that Doctor Who is in fact filmed in Cardiff. He agrees to drive them to Wales, much to the annoyance of his wife and children, and spends the journey singing showtunes. When arriving at Roath Lock Studios, Davison leads the others to The Doctor Who Experience, where they pay with the John Barrowman merchandise given to them by Barrowman himself. McCoy looks forlornly at his old costume, and Davison directs them into a prop TARDIS. Realising it is not the real TARDIS, he initiates plan B.

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Cast

 * All of the roles are individuals playing themselves, unless noted otherwise.


 * Sean Pertwee
 * Olivia Colman
 * Peter Davison
 * Louis Moffett
 * Joel Moffett
 * Jenna Coleman
 * Matt Smith
 * Steven Moffat
 * Heddi-Joy Taylor-Welch
 * Louisa Cavel
 * Lauren Kilcar
 * James DeHaviland
 * Janet Fielding
 * Sylvester McCoy
 * Colin Baker
 * Rhys Thomas (voice)
 * Georgia Moffett
 * Olivia Darnley
 * Niky Wardley
 * Marion Baker
 * Katy Manning
 * Louise Jameson
 * Carole Ann Ford
 * Deborah Watling
 * Sophie Aldred
 * Sarah Sutton
 * Lalla Ward
 * John Leeson
 * Anneke Wills
 * Lisa Bowerman
 * Matthew Waterhouse
 * Paul McGann
 * Jon Culshaw - Tom Baker (voice)
 * Jemma Churchill
 * Lucy Baker
 * Bindy Baker
 * Lally Baker
 * Rosie Baker
 * Bruno du Bois
 * Peter Jackson
 * Ian McKellen
 * John Barrowman
 * Alice Knight
 * Sarah Churm
 * Nick Jordan
 * Brad Kelly
 * David Tennant
 * Elizabeth Morton
 * Marcus Elliott
 * Ty Tennant
 * Barnaby Edwards
 * Nicholas Pegg
 * David Troughton - Dalek operator
 * Nicholas Briggs - Dalek operator
 * Frank Skinner - Dalek operator
 * Adam Paul Harvey
 * Derek Ritchie
 * Michael Houghton
 * Dan Starkey
 * Russell T Davies
 * Des Hughes
 * Gabriella Ricci
 * Sandra Cosfeld
 * Christian Brassington

Crew

 * Writer and Director - Peter Davison
 * Assistant Directors - James DeHaviland, Jennie Fava, Jack Wren
 * Floor Runners [sic] - Michael Williams
 * Camera Operator - Luke Baker, Matt Andrews
 * Camera Assistants - Cai Thompson, Gethin Williams, Sarah Jones
 * Boom Operator - Dewi Jones, Tony Bell
 * Standby Props - Julia Jones
 * Make-up & Hair Artist - Catrin Thomas, Ros Wilkins, Bethan Kate Harris
 * Assembly Editor - Katrina Aust
 * VFX Editor - Joel Skinner
 * Online Editor - Gary Hewson
 * Post Production Co-ordinator - Sam Price
 * Post Production Supervisor - Nerys Davies
 * Script Editor - Derek Ritchie
 * Sound Recordists - Deian Humphreys, Wil Planitzer, Christian Joyce
 * Editors - Ceres Doyle, Jamie Pearson
 * Director of Photography - Simon Walton
 * Head of Production - Julie Scott
 * Production Manager - Katie Player
 * Line Producer - Steffan Morris
 * Producer - Georgia Tennant
 * Executive Producers - Steven Moffat, Brian Minchin

Story notes

 * Classic Doctor Tom Baker does not appear in the film (although Jon Culshaw provides a voice over cameo). Baker actually appeared in The Day of the Doctor as the Curator.
 * Despite being named in the opening credits, Paul McGann only appears in one scene. It is mentioned that although McGann is willing to join his fellow classic Doctors, he is unable to do so as he has other acting commitments. This may be a possible reference as to why he did not have a bigger part in the film, as well as his appearance in TV: The Night of the Doctor.
 * During the scene where the trio infiltrate the studio where a scene is being shot, audio from the sequence in The Day of the Doctor in which the Doctors discuss the TARDIS' roundels is heard.
 * The final scene of the production features an alternate take of the first Undergallery scene with dialogue not heard in the broadcast version of the special; in the version featured here, the Eleventh Doctor, after examining the statue dust, proceeds to taste it. Clara asks if he can tell anything from tasting it, and the Doctor replies he's just feeling peckish.
 * At the end of the film, Davison, Baker, and McCoy do in fact play small parts in The Day of the Doctor, albeit as the hidden Zygons underneath the National Gallery. This leaves the possible implication that they may have actually appeared in the episode.

Ratings
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Filming locations

 * BBC Television Centre, London
 * The Doctor Who Experience, Cardiff
 * Roath Lock Studios, Cardiff

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