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Kublai Kahn and the Doctor are playing high-stakes backgammon.
 * Kublai Khan: "Oh, is that our reckoning?"
 * The Doctor: "Ah, yes it is, sire, yes."
 * Khan: "What do we owe?"
 * The Doctor: "Oh, thirty-five elephants with ceremonial bridles, trappings, brocades and pavillions; four thousand white stallions and twenty-five tigers."
 * Khan: "That's not too bad, so far."
 * The Doctor: "And the sacred tooth of Buddha which Polo brought over from India."
 * Khan: "Oh, that? What else — what more?"
 * The Doctor: "I . . . I'm very much afraid all the commerce from Burma for one year, sire."

Khan's wife is heard approaching.
 * Khan: "Oh, the Empress! Hide it! Hide it!"
 * Empress: "You're not wagering are you? You know how it affects your gout."

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